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Those bastards!

This horror story is surely true, and does not reflect any underlying complications which the journalist neglected to point out.

How dare they - I'm changing my beliefs immediately!

Good. I'm glad that you see the evils inherent in this travesty.

This would have never happened when Regulators did their jobs, instead of looking for ways to stick it to the opposition.

Careful where you step.

Was it imported, Kenyan beer?

edvard2, this does not prove your point. You need to be angrier.

B B But my point was already made! Clearly its the government's fault that somehow a can of beer accidentally got filled with soda! I mean- I heard a talk show today on the radio and the host claimed that same thing so it must be true...

I heard that liberals drive priuses as a reaction formation against sadism.....

I'm SHOCKED that such a travesty should exist! I blame it on the government - surely there is a law that's been broken but the conservative liberal politicians have directed the NSA (national soda administration) to look the other way.

I can't believe that my hard-earned tax dollars are going to fund programs that help the 98% when shit like this is happening. I doubt I'll sleep tonight, what with this vast conspiracy going on.