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Funny, no mention of renters wishing they had bought a house.

Maybe that was regret number 6

Nah, #6 was "Didn't skull fuck any banksters."

HydroCabron says

Nah, #6 was "Didn't skull fuck any banksters."

I stand corrected

I could have had a V8!

Blurtman says

I could have had a V8!

One of the top 10 for sure

I could have had some cooler gadgets.
I could have won more flame wars on patnet.
I could have gotten a higher score on spider solitaire.
I could have had dessert.
I could have passed a law that restricts freedom.
I could have bought a new car every year.
La~

I regret being fucking dead.

Get real, you guys(?) are lame. I regret not having a threesome with cindy crawford and christie brinkley. Think big.

bob2356 says

Get real, you guys(?) are lame. I regret not having a threesome with cindy crawford and christie brinkley. Think big.

I did. It was OK.

I wish I'd gone on to graduate school and gotten a PhD in applied chemistry, followed by two postdocs, and then, a temporary position as an adjunct professor with no hope of tenure.

That's what I regret not having done.

{ Sarcasm mode off }

New Renter says

bob2356 says

Get real, you guys(?) are lame. I regret not having a threesome with cindy crawford and christie brinkley. Think big.

I did. It was OK.

Rin says

I wish I'd gone on to graduate school and gotten a PhD in applied chemistry, followed by two postdocs, and then, a temporary position as an adjunct professor with no hope of tenure.

That's what I regret not having done.

{ Sarcasm mode off }

Well it sure wasn't my fat paycheck that got their attention!

I wish I had three more wishes.