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What about eating face, instead of that other thing?
Eating face causes incredible strength and stamina!
Dan8267
2013 Oct 14, 10:11am
So it's safer than smoking or chewing. Good!
How do you smoke a pussy?
Oh wait, use it as a bong, of course.
Ceffer
2013 Oct 14, 11:31am
How do you smoke a pussy?
Is that the 'crab cure' where you douse the bush with kerosene, set it on fire, and kill them with an ice pick as they run away?
It may not cause cancer, but it is a major source of chapped lips and tongue charley horses.
Good News: Cunnilingus does not cause throat cancer!
Maybe not, but it does lead to divorce!
Dan8267
2013 Oct 14, 10:44pm
Good News: Cunnilingus does not cause throat cancer!
Maybe not, but it does lead to divorce!
You must be really bad at cunnilingus if your wife divorces you over it! Luckily, there are YouTube videos you can watch.
You must be really bad at cunnilingus if your wife divorces you over it!
Luckily, there are YouTube videos you can watch.
Not me goofball, Michael Douglas. You're supposed to be super smart or something. (cookies let you keep tabs on people?)
So it's safer than smoking or chewing. Good!
How do you smoke a pussy?
Hit it hard enough for awhile, and BOOM!
Dan8267
2013 Oct 14, 11:00pm
Not me goofball, Michael Douglas. You're supposed to be super smart or something. (cookies let you keep tabs on people?)
I was just kidding. Next time I'll use emoticons.
Dan8267
2013 Oct 14, 11:00pm
So it's safer than smoking or chewing. Good!
How do you smoke a pussy?
Hit it hard enough for awhile, and BOOM!
Now that's an answer I'd expect fro Carlos Danger!
zzyzzx
2013 Oct 14, 11:36pm
Luckily, there are YouTube videos you can watch.
It's called YouPorn or PornTube...These things aren't on YouTube.
Dan8267
2013 Oct 15, 1:12am
Luckily, there are YouTube videos you can watch.
It's called YouPorn or PornTube...These things aren't on YouTube.
freak80
2013 Oct 15, 2:08am
Ah Google. There's a reason those guys are billionaires.
Too bad the engineers and scientists who *actually made it work* are probably dumpster-diving right now. Remember what happened to Nikola Tesla.
Shaman
2013 Oct 15, 3:32am
Me: Baby, do you smoke after sex?
Her: I don't know, I've never looked!
freak80
2013 Oct 15, 3:34am
Me: Baby, do you smoke after sex?
Her: I don't know, I've never looked!
Love that movie!
Her: how dare you break wind before me!
Him: I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your turn!
bad News: Cunnilingus does cause tongue cancer!
Well, I guess that makes sense. Michael Douglas is a doctor, right? Maybe I should get a second opinion. Neil Patrick Harris?