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APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Teabaggers will only be taken seriously if they light themselves on fire and throw themselves in front of moving trains.

A waste of a flaming tea bagger. Instead, they should throw their flaming bodies at bankers and try to take those bankers down to hell with them.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Teabaggers will only be taken seriously if they light themselves on fire and throw themselves in front of moving trains.

Government is like fire: a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Therefore, I eschew fire, as it's just like government. Rail is for the modern godless baby killers. Everybody knows that.

A real Teabagger throws himself in front of a horse-drawn carriage or a woolly mammoth.

When men started to form bronze implements, they turned their backs on God.

Give me a leader who inspires using Paleolithic grunts and wild gestures of hairy arms, and I'll vote for him on a stone ballot.

Og-Zork 2016!

sbh says

What's the Tealiban standard for virgin-worthy martyrdom payout?

A gratuitous blowjob and salad tossing from Tammy Faye in the after-life, whilst sitting in the ficticous front pew, because the fake eyelashes add a wonderful effect, of course WITHOUT a condom.