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There should be an NSA roundup any day now. It'll be all hugs, tears and kisses, and maybe a few skull fucks.

Anyone I need to meet will be contacted personally, at a place of my choosing.

You have nothing to fear.

Well, glad I asked!

The OP must be one of those Craigslist killers.

My husband thinks I'm nuts for following this usergroup. At times I do too.

I suppose there is a distinct difference between discourse online and IRL. I stand corrected--though one has to wonder why.

Some of you are SO outspoken that you would seem to love to have an audience IRL.

Or at least a twitter account where you can even get a broader following. What's up with that?

Yeah, you think a CL killer would pick such surly victims!? :)

I have one deluded follower on Patnet, but from humble beginnings, great things can flow.

Today, one follower, tomorrow, watch out Yanni Zionists, you have competition!

"Patrick.net Coffee Hour"

"second Patrick.net coffee hour"

"3rd Patrick.net Coffee Hour"

Seems Patrick has done it a couple of times and has been shivering in horror ever since.

Just wear a hazmat suit and earplugs, and make sure you've had all your shots, and keep a crew of local gangbangers with AK's on standby, for backup.

Wow another realtor trolling patnet, trying to get more victims to assemble,,,

You make me sick!

Again, even a realtard would know better;)

Please publicize the location, so that I can put a few degrees of longitude and latitude between myself and the gathering.

Really, is the paranoia level so high?

lahossain says

Really, is the paranoia level so high?

''Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you''

Hmm.

1. Craigslist Killer

2. Real Estate lobbyist rounding up the nattering nabobs of real estate negativity for liquidation.

3. Life Insurance sales person.

4. Masochist.

Is there a poll?

curious2 says

lahossain says

Really, is the paranoia level so high?

''Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you''

Eric Snowden proved that.

lahossain said: Really, is the paranoia level so high?
Uhhh... yes. You need at least one thousand posts before you can convene a meeting IRL. Good luck; you've only got 970+ to go.

You all should meet up and sell each other Obama insurance.

One of my favorite Best Of craigslist posts is for a Rants & Raves meetup.

First annual RnR picnic
How about we all meet in a park for a picnic? All the rants and ravers face to face with hot dogs and potato salad-- wouldn't that be fun? And so that we could identify one another, here are some guidelines for coming:

All the Christians bring bibles-- but they should be the really big ones like a family bible so that we can all see how big the bible is in your life.

All the non-Christians wear black.

Fat haters-- print out your collection of obese women and pin them all over your clothes so we will immediately know how you feel on the inside. Also, be sure to bring your size 6 girlfriends and wives.

Men who love to post pictures of nudes -- come in a g-string or thong. Or just let your penis stick out of your pants if you don't have a g-string or thong.

Martyrs and victims bring a really big life size cross and don't ever put it down-- not even when you want to put relish and mustard on your hot dog. Get someone else to do that for you.

Conservatives and liberals wear all white. Don't worry if we can't tell you apart because you're really not all that different and white shows how perfect you are.

Flaggers-- Bring your brain...We won't need ours.

Bush/war supporters bring pictures of your children in their uniforms or even better, their pictures from Iraq. Or, bring that flag folded into a triangle shape that you received in their honor. If you don't have children, wear your uniform or fatigues if you are just on leave.

Hummer/SUV drivers bring pictures of your last off road experience in your car. Also, bring us back our ozone.

All the Pittsburgh haters-- bring your suitcase cause we're going to take a collection and buy you tickets to leave.

People who love Pittsburgh-- bring roses.

All of you who hate people of other races-- don't bring anything; just wear your really cool white outfit with the matching pointy hat.

The guys who hate homosexuals can bring their collection of gay porn, their copies of M4M ads and their collection of show tunes so that we can have some music.

Women haters get to bring the beer.

Everyone who likes to post pictures of your cats-- bring your cats. Duh!

Pit bull owners can bring your pit bulls! Be sure to sit in the section with the cat owners and prove to everyone how your dog wouldn't hurt a living soul.

Women who post pictures of their breasts and thong-clad butts-- stay home. Your need for male attention is really annoying.

We will recognize the guy who says to only marry foreign women. He will be the one with a woman following a couple steps behind him... or maybe it will be two or three women.

Pittsburgh-- remember to wear sunglasses. The world outside your basement is awfully bright. Bring sunscreen.

It'll be great to see everyone in person!

I'll bring a first aid kit.

I'm not in the Bay Area, but I know there have been at least a couple meetings, and I think I heard that those in attendance enjoyed it.

Give it time, and they'll probably do it again. I'm in Southern Cal, so it wasn't really an option for me.

Can the Mill XYers bring their Mom?

marcus says

I'm not in the Bay Area, but I know there have been at least a couple meetings, and I think I heard that those in attendance enjoyed it.

I did!

Dan8267 says

curious2 says

lahossain says

Really, is the paranoia level so high?

''Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you''

Eric Snowden proved that.

He is always referred to as just Snowden, and while eric is an awesome name, I believe you are referring to Edward Snowden