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Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because a witch doctor told him it would..


               
2014 Apr 2, 12:04am   4,558 views  11 comments

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593446/Man-allowed-HYENA-eat-genitals-witch-doctor-told-make-rich.html

Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because a witch doctor told him it would make him rich

A man has been left without genitals and with three missing toes after a witch doctor told him that losing his body parts would make him rich.

Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood.

Mr Zulu told the Times of Zambia yesterday that he was promised by a witch doctor that by sacrificing his body parts he would become rich.

'I met some business persons who told me the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body,' he told the paper.

At around 4am on Monday last week, the man went into the Zambian bush.

Mr Zulu said: 'I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.'

Mr Zulu said that the witch doctor did not make it clear that his body parts would be 'lost'.

Yet despite the horrific ordeal, Mr Zulu admitted he was still hopeful of becoming rich.

'Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,' he said.

The Malawi man has been living and working in Zambia for the past four months.

Chipata Hospital described the man's condition as stable and said that he had been brought to the hospital by police officers.

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1   Strategist   @   2014 Apr 2, 12:51am  

The publicity could end up making him rich, but the fool would fritter it away in no time.

2   finehoe   @   2014 Apr 2, 1:54am  

Ha! Sounds like a Republican voter. "Man votes against his own interests because FOX told him it would make him rich"

3   zzyzzx   @   2014 Apr 2, 2:29am  

finehoe says

Ha! Sounds like a Republican voter. "Man votes against his own interests because FOX told him it would make him rich"

Picture indicates that he is an Obama supporter.

4   Shaman   @   2014 Apr 2, 2:35am  

Good thing he will never have kids. The breathtaking level of stupidity should not be passed along.
Does the witch doctor have an agent yet? I think he has serious tv show potential.

5   Automan Empire   @   2014 Apr 2, 3:58am  

Well I have heard of LAUGHING hyenas, but never cock-gobbling hyenas.

6   lostand confused   @   2014 Apr 2, 4:59am  

Was he drugged and left there? How on earth can a man sit and watch a hyena eat his dick?

7   Ceffer   @   2014 Apr 2, 5:10am  

Guess he didn't know it was April's Fools.

8   curious2   @   2014 Apr 2, 6:20am  

AF, this pet's for you!

9   MAGA   @   2014 Apr 2, 6:21am  

Where is his Realtor pin?

10   Dan8267   @   2014 Apr 2, 7:04am  

zzyzzx says

Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because a witch doctor told him it would make him rich

Self-correcting problem. Mankind does need something to thin the herd.

zzyzzx says

'Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,' he said.

At least his priorities are straight.

Man willing to lose his genitals to get rich, but not willing to work hard to get rich. Must be a republican.

11   Dan8267   @   2014 Apr 2, 9:47am  

zzyzzx says

Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because a witch doctor told him it would make him rich

The only thing my witchdoctor told me was oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

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