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Man arrested for carving a water melon around a Liberal.
2014 Jul 21, 1:02am 7,083 views 29 comments
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marcus
2014 Jul 21, 2:21am
Agreed that the story has nothing to do with politics.
Not to defend her at all, but since you don't understand the story, I'll interpret it for you.
What she obviously meant by passive aggressive, is that he carved the watermelon in a way that some how implied aggression towards her. Myybe he stabbed it in a way that frightened her. And maybe she had put him through some shit over the drugs in his tool box (did they question him or something?), and maybe he meant to frighten her.
Who knows ?
Not defending her, just as I said, interpreting the story for you.
How does one Passively aggressively stab a water melon.
zzyzzx
2014 Jul 21, 2:25am
Would he also been arrested if he had been caught having sex with the watermelon in public?
HydroCabron
2014 Jul 21, 3:12am
What was the liberal doing in the area? Are there no prisons? Isn't the whole point of the space program to accelerate liberals to escape velocity, or at least store them at the L4 & L5 Lagrange points?
Homeboy
2014 Jul 21, 5:46pm
I don't find it hard at all to imagine a person with a knife making gestures with it in a way that implies a threat. The mere fact that she SAID he did so doesn't prove it, but it's certainly possible. I can't fathom why that would be hard for anyone to comprehend.
How does one Passively aggressively stab a water melon.
Dunno, but Dan could probably explain that to us.
Would he also been arrested if he had been caught having sex with the watermelon in public?
No, then the liberals would declare he was born that way and start working on changing the definition of marriage, again.
Would he also been arrested if he had been caught having sex with the watermelon in public?
That's how the cap know he was a liberal. Conservatives only have sex with their mistresses and congressional page boys. never fruit. You have to have family values.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 21, 10:26pm
Dunno, but Dan could probably explain that to us.
With pictures and bullet points.
Dan you make me want to be a better person, but then SBH comes along makes me realize It's YOU guys that have a thinking problem. You know it just sends me reeling seeking the comfort from a health steady diet of Butter, Guns, bacon, and Greenhouse gasses.
Y
2014 Jul 21, 11:09pm
this has everything to do with liberalism, as liberals are more likely to eat fruits and vegetables. Conservatives are more meat and potatoes.
Own up to your platter.
In any case, this has nothing to do with liberalism.
Y
2014 Jul 21, 11:10pm
Only if the internal temperature was 98.6
Would he also been arrested if he had been caught having sex with the watermelon in public?
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 22, 12:15am
It seems to me there should have at least been a quote.
Or was it one of those silent passive aggressive things. Where he was just jabbing the water melon, while eeking out the high pitched soundtrack to "Psycho".
Or was he just genlty running his knife over the melon, saying "any, many, minnie moe!" before thrusting the blade inside, then saying something like.
"Are you sure you don't want to stay at your mother's tonight?"
I don't know, give me something, but just calling someone with a knife standing over a water melon "Passive Aggressive" is just pure bullshit.
Homeboy
2014 Jul 22, 5:22am
I don't know, give me something, but just calling someone with a knife standing over a water melon "Passive Aggressive" is just pure bullshit.
So basically you're mad because you posted a 10-line news article that didn't have enough details in it.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 22, 7:26am
How does one Passively aggressively stab a water melon.
Dunno, but Dan could probably explain that to us.
Dunno, but Dan could probably explain that to us.
With pictures and bullet points.
Dan you make me want to be a better person, but then SBH comes along makes me realize It's YOU guys that have a thinking problem. You know it just sends me reeling seeking the comfort from a health steady diet of Butter, Guns, bacon, and Greenhouse gasses.
Just because I'm good at explaining things that are, doesn't mean I can or would explain something that's not. This is why you don't see me presenting any evidence of the existence of your god; there is nothing to present.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 22, 7:29am
I don't care if you argue the existence of a God or not.
Just don't give people any flack for finding Jesus in a baloney sandwich.
Unfortunately there too many kids finding Jesus(Hey Seuss) in Grand theft auto, than in a Baloney sandwich.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 22, 7:56am
I don't care if you argue the existence of a God or not.
Just don't give people any flack for finding Jesus in a baloney sandwich.
Unfortunately there too many kids finding Jesus(Hey Seuss) in Grand theft auto, than in a Baloney sandwich.
If they write legislation or vote for legislators based on that baloney, then yes, I'm going to give them flack for it.
Irrationality in government is intolerable. Hell, irrationality in any system that employs force is intolerable.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 22, 9:02am
If they write legislation or vote for legislators based on that baloney, then yes, I'm going to give them flack for it.
Well what's the difference didn't activation get special consideration for them to glorify Jesus killing and hijacking cars and market it to impressionable kids. As long as they put a graphic on the package that says "wink wink don't buy this if you're under 18 wink wink". Who cares where mind rot and corruption comes from. You can't be fine with all forms of propaganda and promotion when the agenda fits your ideas and beliefs while then wish to silence those who do not.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 22, 11:58am
Well what's the difference didn't activation get special consideration for them to glorify Jesus killing and hijacking cars and market it to impressionable kids
Can anyone translate that into English, the king's English?
Strategist
2014 Jul 22, 12:01pm
Well what's the difference didn't activation get special consideration for them to glorify Jesus killing and hijacking cars and market it to impressionable kids
Can anyone translate that into English, the king's English?
Sorry, I don't speak Mandarin.
Strategist
2014 Jul 22, 12:07pm
Well what's the difference didn't activation get special consideration for them to glorify Jesus killing and hijacking cars and market it to impressionable kids
Can anyone translate that into English, the king's English?
Sorry, I don't speak Mandarin.
I told you to work on that... Pronto!!!
After seeing what you conservatives say, I don't know if it's even worth bothering about.
Strategist
2014 Jul 22, 12:11pm
After seeing what you conservatives say,
Don't include me in that group..
I thought you were Republican Conservative. What's your group?
Strategist
2014 Jul 22, 12:17pm
After seeing what you conservatives say,
Don't include me in that group..
I thought you were Republican Conservative. What's your group?
Indy..
What? I have added respect for you now.
Strategist
2014 Jul 22, 12:20pm
Don't include me in that group..
I thought you were Republican Conservative. What's your group?
Indy..
What? I have added respect for you now.
Do I get a prize??
A sticker.
richwicks
2023 Jun 22, 6:46pm
They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.
Did they live together? Did he break into her home to carve a watermelon, did she break into HIS home?
I doubt the story at all.
How does one Passively aggressively stab a water melon.
I think protocol dictates that once a knife enters the flesh of the watermelon, it is no longer a passive act. But you are witnessing a watermelon carving, now get your damn plate.