I love you worthless servants buying cigarettes from all the major tobacco companies I own a large stake in.
Not just because of the absurd profits from the sale of cigarettes but also because of seeing you worthless roaches dying a slow and painful dealth from health problems caused by my cancer sticks.
And than I make my bonus profits at that point for treating your cancer with my pharmaceutical medication from my drugs companies, insurance plans by my companies and radiation treatment by my major health centers all owned by me.
I noticed many of you peons have resorted to panhandling cigarettes, how pathetic... Where is your dignity? ohh right, I forgot... Slaves don't have any dignity.
Let me save you penniless motherfuckers awkward scenarios of going up to complete strangers while they light up their cigarette outside bars and you nervously ask "Hey, mind sparing me a cigarette?" while smiling and saying afterwards "I had a rough day today...."
To avoid this embarrassment of your stinginess and/or lack of funds...
Do this instead for free tobacco...
Collect partially used cigarettes while wearing latex gloves from public ashtrays outside of shopping, malls, stores, busy sidewalks and outside of bars, pubs and night clubs Also collect cigarette butts and extract some of the left over tobacco inside of it and fill it up inside the partially used cigarettes.
This way any of you ASSHOLES who won't buy cigarettes because of a lack of funds won't have an excuse to tell me on why you still haven't dropped dead and made me millions... No... actually TRILLIONS through your systematic subtle slow painful murder.
Even this ASSHOLE who drives a BMW follows my advice...
http://pagesix.com/2013/05/30/mark-hamill-spotted-smoking-used-cigarettes-he-picked-out-of-public-ashtray/