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National Political Incorrectness Day


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2015 Sep 19, 9:40am   335,411 views  4,028 comments

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How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

What would you say? You don't have to actually believe what you say, it just has to be provoctive.

"Barefoot and pregnant is the way I like 'em."

"Good lord you are FAT!"

"I have a lawnmower. His name is Jose."

"Speak English"
#politics

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129   NDrLoR   2017 May 10, 8:57am  

#135: N. Y. C. 17, N. Y.

That really dates it! 1957?

138   NDrLoR   2017 May 17, 8:41am  

When I worked at Lone Star Gas Company, Mr. Silvey and his wife who ran the Flame Room would have BBQ ribs, red soda pop and watermelon June Teenth (19th), the day Texas received word the slaves had been freed and everyone seemed to enjoy it: http://www.unvisiteddallas.com/archives/63

144   Ernie   2017 May 24, 3:08pm  

146   Ernie   2017 May 26, 10:39am  

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents asked him, “What motivated you to do so well in school?”

He replied, “When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren’t fooling around!”

147   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 May 26, 10:41am  

Ha, my buddy went to Catholic school and he got smacked around twice for asking "Isn't James the Brother of Jesus?" Once by the Sister, the second time by Mum.

148   Ernie   2017 May 27, 1:31pm  

149   Ernie   2017 May 27, 1:37pm  

155   zzyzzx   2017 May 30, 10:19am  

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear Of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

I walked past a Black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope, you're still here'.

Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches Tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance', with a face like that!

A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing By asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh Bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last thing on my mind at the Moment.'

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since nearly all of the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon Sandwich works best!

Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could Look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, 'I'm going to take that.'

I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair?...Fiji was the correct answer...Hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?

I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct Answers.

157   Ernie   2017 May 31, 3:20pm  

Old but good, both lyrics and attire of performers. Sorry for quality of sound

www.youtube.com/embed/8AH_Owld5UI

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