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The Tiny-Fingered, Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon Is Losing To A Woman


               
2016 Jun 28, 6:54pm   11,491 views  29 comments

by HydroCabron   follow (1)  

One charge, one taunt, one attack will rile and unhinge Donald Trump more than any other. That he's a loser. At the moment, the facts leave little question on this point.If you are campaigning on the fact that you're a winner but you're losing, the premise of your campaign just falls apart.

It don't look good.

Just as polls created a positive feedback loop for Trump in the primaries, where they seemed to confirm that no transgression or conventional misstep could hurt him, he is now entering a negative feedback loop with the same polls. The perception of losing amplifies every misstep. It makes him lose more both because the premise of the campaign starts to collapse in on itself but, relatedly, the brittle edifice of a narcissistic ego starts to come under an insuperable strain.

Put simply, he gets more erratic.

I suspect that in a couple months this will become the sum of most of the Democrats attacks on Trump both because it undermines the central premise of his campaign ("I always win; and I can make you win too.") but also because these attacks cut visibly cut Trump so deeply, triggering a sort of psychic disembowelment. You can see this in the increasingly irritated and thin-skinned responses to criticism or any references to his flagging campaign efforts.

It is also why Elizabeth Warren - an unexpected Twitter street fighter - appears to have gotten so deeply under his skin. Trump isn't just losing. He's getting stomped by two women - in his world that is the ultimate, catastrophic indignity.

At some point in the not distant future, some reporter - probably a not altogether pleasant one - will ask Trump: "How does it feel to be losing so badly? Just on a personal level? Does it hurt? Do regret getting into this?" It won't be pretty because Trump's ego is fragile. From there I suspect you'll see it cropping up in campaign attacks from every direction.

#minisculemitts #loser #cheetojesus #shitgibbon

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1   anonymous   2016 Jun 28, 7:12pm  

this is game changing. i'm now voting for hillary.

thank you for all that you do here.

2   neplusultra57   2016 Jun 28, 7:18pm  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/immigration-hawks-donald-trump_us_5772dfa3e4b0d1f85d479996?section=

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a prominent Trump supporter and immigration hawk, told HuffPost he was perplexed by Trump’s series of unfolding positions.

“He initially said he wanted to deport the 11 million people,” Arpaio said. “So you’re saying he’s now saying he’s not going to deport everybody who’s been here illegally?”

3   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 28, 7:50pm  

Oh my GOD that guy was assulated by Trumps detail, why wasn't this top Panic in the Nation's News rotation?

4   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 28, 8:10pm  

neplusultra57 says

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a prominent Trump supporter and immigration hawk, told HuffPost he was perplexed by Trump’s series of unfolding positions.

Really? He is surprised that Trump's positions flit about like a grocery bag in the wind?

Krikorian chalked it up to Trump’s basic approach to politics. “He’s just saying whatever pops into his head at any given moment,” he said. “It’s kind of like barstool philosophizing.”

This pretty much sums it up. Love him or hate him. Just don't expect him to follow through with anything in particular. I've described his method like throwing noodles at the wall to see what sticks, but barstool philosophizing works.

5   anonymous   2016 Jun 28, 8:54pm  

Smells like the Clinton lackeys are scared to death

6   Ceffer   2016 Jun 28, 11:32pm  

Trump's a businessman. He did all this just to short spray-on tan futures.

7   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 29, 12:35am  

errc says

Smells like the Clinton lackeys are scared to death

Yes, every article against Trump is because "clinton lackey are scared" while every article against hillary is 100% factual and serious...

You really are one amazingly stupid asshole.

8   joshuatrio   2016 Jun 29, 4:17am  

I LIKE WHAT YOU DID HERE

9   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 5:15am  

Just wait until Hillary is forced to debate cheeto jesus. She cannot hide forever. Hell, she's yet to even wrap up the nomination. Every day that passes, more California votes are tallied. By the time we get to the convention, Bernie may catch her in Cali.

So lets say she survives the convention, and her party selects her as the nominee. Now what? Trump is going to bury her, she can't escape her #crookedhillary nickname, and what the hell do you think she will do in response to the Orange ones legitimate attacks? She never brought resolution to the lie that she would release transcripts of her GS speeches, and you know Trump has some aces up his sleeve. Shining a little light on the corrupt Clinton foundation will hurt her, and being forced into the spotlight, will hurt her more.

She's done, and you losers know it. Thats why you're so scared. Now lay down and lick your lips, cow pussy; turkey ain't nuthin' but a bird!

10   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 29, 8:58am  

errc says

She never brought resolution to the lie that she would release transcripts of her GS speeches,

OMG THIS IS HEUEUEUGE!

SPEECHGAZI!

Is this even bigger than the Lincoln Bedroom, or - dare I say the words? - the Travel Office Firings?

AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!

[ ... gasps ... faints ... THUD ]

11   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 11:14am  

Hahaha!

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12   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 11:25am  

OMG THIS IS HEUEUEUGE!

SPEECHGAZI!

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Look, i get it. I'm sure by now, everyone else gets it too. You got sucked into some ACN scam, and you blame Donald Drumpf. Hillary Clinton could rape your mother to death right in front of you, and you'd ridicule any progressive that finds it less than wholesome, as a dumb jagoff.

Some of us are still young enough to give a fuck. Some of us have families and children, and concerns for the future. Some of us aren't simple enough to just buy the lie that Donald Drumpf is a big racist, therefore we must elect the devil herself to save the country from da racist! Some of us like to weigh both sides before we make a decision.

I get it. You're all the way mad because people like me that voted for Sanders, won't just fall in line and beg for whatever shit sammich the Democrat party rams down our throats. Im just not into that kind of stuff, but hey, if thats your kink, go for it.

I am a man of my word. It was a big issue all throughout the primary. Obviously it hurts her, or else she would have released the transcripts, like she finally caved and promised that she would. I would think that anyone with a brain would be curious as to the mechanics of whats really going on there. Especially, once she said that she would release them. Have your way at poking fun, it doesn't bother me. You just come off like even more of a jitbag

13   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 29, 11:30am  

and yet oddly enough Bernie sanders has already committed to voting for hillary, and stopping trump.

Cause Bernie is not as FUCKING STUPID as you are.

You deserver a president Trump, but the rest of us do not deserve to suffer through it just to prove you wrong.

14   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 29, 11:31am  

errc says

people like me that voted for Sanders

Who has said he will vote for Clinton, and work to stop Trump.

But I guess he's now just a dumb jagoff.

15   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 11:44am  

Bernie said he would vote for Clinton, and that stopping Trump from becoming president is important to him, yes, of that we can all agree. That doesn't mean that I have to vote for her. I know that for me and mine, that she is the worst possible candidate. I can vote Johnson, Stein, write in Bernie, vote Trump, stay home. However, i cannot in good conscious vote for Hillary Clinton. It sucks for you that you're so bothered by my freedom of choice, but thats the cost of freedom

16   marcus   2016 Jun 29, 11:45am  

errc says

Some of us

Some of you are too young to remember how to filter out all the propaganda. It was easier back in the day, because they didn't have echo chambers and entire parties devoting themselves full time to the BS.

Most people who despise Hillary, can't put together a compelling argument to back up their emotion.

They just FEEL like she's way more corrupt and dishonest than most politicians. I think your feelings are kinda cute.

17   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 11:46am  

Bernie certainly isn't endorsing Clinton. He's still seemingly taking his campaign to Philly next month for contested convention. He has good reason to oppose Clinton, being that so many Americans funded him and supported him. That and the fact that #crookedhillary is a terrible candidate

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/06/28/bernie_sanders_explains_the_difference_between_endorsing_and_voting_for_hillary_clinton.html

18   marcus   2016 Jun 29, 11:50am  

We should cut errc some slack. This is the first time he's been really excited about a Presidential candidate. He lost his virginity and it's going to take him a while to process this.

19   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 11:54am  

Some of you are too young to remember how to filter out all the propaganda. It was easier back in the day, because they didn't have echo chambers and entire parties devoting themselves full time to the BS.

Most people who despise Hillary, can't put together a compelling argument to back up their emotion.

They just FEEL like she's way more corrupt and dishonest than most politicians.

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Yea thats weak. Very weak. Many of you life long dem supporters drag out the personal attack that we're too young. I'm old enough to be president, and i've always ran with a much older crowd, even though i may look like i fit in with my teen kids. But i don't think that matters. I never subjected myself to all the propaganda, as i haven't paid for cable tv in years. Just never been a fan of sitting around watching tv.

I'm fairly certain that the case has been made many times over. You' e never once seen me post about BENGHAZI! Even jokingly, and while i may have taken jabs at the email server, i think it's kind of a nothingburger, outside of the fact that it fits her pattern of being dishonest.

20   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 12:02pm  

This is the first time he's been really excited about a Presidential candidate.

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This is a little bit true. If i come off as overtly excited about Bernie, it's just because its been fun. He is a good candidate, although not perfect. And i realize full damn well that the congress seats are probably more important than who wins the presidency paegant.

Bush/gore
Bush/kerry?
Mccain/obama
Obama/rMoney

Thats the only presidential elections i've been of age to vote in, so yea, there was never anything to get excited over.

21   Ceffer   2016 Jun 29, 12:05pm  

To be perfectly fair, he's being defeated by two women.

22   anonymous   2016 Jun 29, 12:06pm  

The fucked up part is, most all of you dem voters who aren't that much older than me, pretty much all said you voted for Sanders in your respectful primarys.

So in this calender year, you went from voting against Clinton, to absolutely loathing others for voting against Clinton.

But thats politics, isn't it. You rail loudest against that which you hate most about yourself.

23   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 29, 12:17pm  

errc says

The fucked up part is, most all of you dem voters who aren't that much older than me, pretty much all said you voted for Sanders in your respectful primarys.

Therefore, we should vote for the worst choice out of petulance. That sounds stupid.

And you are really stupid.

My preferences:

1. Sanders
2. Martin O'Malley
3. Clinton
4. Rand Paul
5. Jeb Bush
6. Kasich
7. Flo, from the Progressive commercials
8. Rick Perry
9. Marco Rubio
10. Ted Cruz
11. T. Boone Pickens
12. Ted Nugent
13. John Lovitz
14. Donald Trump
15. Reinhard Heydrich

Once Sanders and O'Malley are out, I'm still looking at Clinton (#3) and Trump (#14).

Who do you believe I'm going to vote for?

Why would anyone who's not incredibly stupid think that I would automatically pick my 14th choice if my 3rd choice is still available?

When you're house hunting, or buying cars, do you make a list of your 10 top choices, and then jump straight to your bottom choice when the top 2 choices are unavailable?

"Yeah, I was outbid on the Tudor in one of the nicer areas, and the craftsman bungalow on the south side went to foreign cash buyers, so I moved to a $850 abandoned crack house in Detroit."

Jesus H. Christ: It's "respective primaries," Dummy. Some primaries may be respectful, but I'm pleased that mine was not.

24   marcus   2016 Jun 29, 11:06pm  

errc says

outside of the fact that it fits her pattern of being dishonest

I know this is widely beleived, just like it's widely believed that Carter was an incompetent micromanaging President. But as far as I can tell, I've never even heard a legitimate argument to back that up. It's true there were economic problems and the hostage criss, and his Malaise speech which was asking Americans to grow up. I just don't see it.

Can you give some details ? Maybe two or three of the most agregious examples of her lies that really set here at that different and scary level. As for the transcript of a Golman Sachs speech ? Really ? So what ? Maybe she said she would, but then later realized parts of it would be harmful politically. That's not slimy in my book. That's just politics.

Please educate me, what's so terrible about her, other than that she's deep in the establishment. She certainly has a lot of valuable experience. Including being married to an 2 term ex-president.

25   marcus   2016 Jun 29, 11:07pm  

HydroCabron says

My preferences:

I like that you have Ted Nugent 2 slots above Trump.

26   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 30, 5:21am  

marcus says

I like that you have Ted Nugent 2 slots above Trump.

Don't forget Flo from the progressive commercials a few slots up from that. Nice.

27   Y   2016 Jun 30, 5:35am  

The essence of it all...

errc says

It sucks for you that you're so bothered by my freedom of choice, but thats the cost of freedom

29   neplusultra57   2016 Jun 30, 6:25am  

marcus says

I like that you have Ted Nugent 2 slots above Trump.

marcus says

Don't forget Flo from the progressive commercials a few slots up from that. Nice.

And before Ms. Flo be sure to make room for


Another famous scammer, and, not to be outdone:


This paragon of narcissism and fraud.

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