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man kills couple, tries to bite mans face off
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2016 Aug 16, 1:40pm 4,771 views 15 comments
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Dan8267
2016 Aug 16, 2:19pm
man kills couple, tries to bite mans face off
Got to be Florida. I just read the title, and that's all I need to know.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-kills-couple-bite-man-face-article-1.2753438
Yep, Florida.
turtledove
2016 Aug 16, 2:27pm
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
FACE!
FACE!
FACE!
It's what's for dinner!
Thank you for the hashtag. I just wasn't sure what the appropriate hashtag would be for eating face... Glad to see you've been released on your own recognizance.
turtledove
2016 Aug 16, 6:29pm
Would this even make the local news in Florida?
Damn! I missed the start of the zombie apocalypse.
Too many "Walking Dead" re-runs
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lostand confused
2016 Aug 16, 7:35pm
Why does this crazy shit always come out of Florida?
It's the heat.
Didn't realize this thread was up before posting mine.
But if the heat causes this-then wonder what horrors lurk in Louisiana?
HydroCabron
2016 Aug 16, 7:38pm
Notice how the racists have said absolutely nothing about this guy being white.
There would have been a royal shitstorm had he been black.
neplusultra57
2016 Aug 16, 9:53pm
Yeah, they cry endlessly about why some uninvolved person hasn't said something about something that didn't happen. In their alleged minds it means it means something really, really bad. Lately, it means EVERYTHING IS RIGGED!!
BayArea
2016 Aug 17, 7:18am
"The war on drugs must end. All drugs should be legal"
What matter would the legal status of the drug he was on have in this case?
And seriously, The shit that comes out of Florida! What is it with that state??
Shaman
2016 Aug 17, 9:21am
There would have been a royal shitstorm had he been black.
Don't you watch "The Walking Dead?" Zombies are color-blind.
You should try being that way sometime yourself! We are all just people. The only real differences between us are cultural.
Two questions: 1) Was the man a banker or realtor? 2) DieBOA, do we need to find you a lawyer?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-kills-couple-bite-man-face-article-1.2753438
Florida man kills couple, tries to bite man’s face off while possibly under influence of synthetic drugs
A Florida man thought to be on hallucinogenic drugs fatally stabbed a couple, bit off part of the husband’s face and wounded a would-be rescuer, police said.
It took three deputies and a police dog to pull 19-year-old Florida State University student Austin Harrouff off the dead husband in the driveway of the couple’s Tequesta home Monday night, said Martin County Sheriff William Snyder.
Harrouff was making grunting, growling “animal-like noises†at the scene and later gave investigators a false name, Snyder said. He declined to speculate ahead of test results but noted the gruesome slaying may be linked to synthetic drugs marketed as cheap substitutes for other stimulants.
“We know in our business that people on flakka or bath salts will do this type of behavior where they attack their victim and do the biting and remove pieces of flesh in the biting,†Snyder said at a news conference Tuesday morning.
#facedeliciousface