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So russia's nukes are launched and shes in the hotel crying...can't even see the buttons in the suitcase.
Not ready for 3am decisions...

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Clinton's decision to stay at the Hotel rather than suck it up like a big girl and face the nation is so Hillary Clinton.

True story: I bought baloney last night at the store. It must have been my subconscious mind telling me something about the election.

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LOL! The predictive powers of baloney.

She's likely trying to plan her escape.
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The Canada-bound luxury bus with all the Hollywood limousine-Democrats will be departing shortly. I'm sure she can catch a ride if she hurries up.

That's a lot of red.

P N Dr Lo R says

That's a lot of red.

I think that's just blood coming out of your eyes ... or wherever ...

IHLlary is going to escape to Canada and become a fluffer for Rin's hookers.

justme says

No, silly, it is that she can only fit half of herself on the bus seat each time.

That is so wrong.

Arizona just finished it vote count!

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/796876121698697216
AP NEWSALERT: Donald Trump has won Arizona's 11 electoral votes, 2 days after Election Day.

I nominate this for thread of the year. An epic middle finger to the political establishment.

Credit to Rew and Justme for sticking it out, even with a candidate I don't think either liked winning.

And a fine swan song for Turtledove as well, she was at her best.

BTW, Patrick, you should ban the two clowns who disliked this thread on general principle.

Anyone else get wood when Trump won the electoral college as well?

zzyzzx says

Anyone else get wood when Trump won the electoral college as well?

I must've jerked off 5 times that day, and then buried the little man in the canoe.

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?
I really looked over the map closely.

HEY YOU says

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?

I really looked over the map closely.

Mexico

HEY YOU says

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?

I really looked over the map closely.

CA bay area

If those illegals were voting Republican, there would be a huge wall, a ditch, land mines, and drones shooting anyone trying to get in.