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Queen Hillary could not be Snow White and get what she wanted. She would never be content to waste away in a cottage baking cookies and singing to the birds. No, she wanted more. Much more. But to do that, she would have to accept that she was not good at all, but ruthless to the last.

Whistle while you work. Hum a merry tune.

Queen Hillary’s chance to flee her life as Bill’s shadow came at long last when a maiden named Monica begged Bill to sleep with her, engaged in tawdry acts in the Oval Office, then giggled her way through a Barbara Walters interview. Oh how Hillary must seethe thinking of Monica now, refashioned as a Me Too victim. Where is a Huntsman when you need one?

Queen Hillary had no choice but to conjure, like a disturbance in the open sea that threatens to become a hurricane. From now on, Hillary would come first. She would become the leader she always knew she could be.

“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the most electable of them all,” asked Queen Hillary.
”There are none more electable than thee,” said the Magic Mirror.

Senator Hillary emerged like a phoenix - a savior on 9/11. At long last, the promising political career that had been her destiny was at hand.

When 2008 came along, she asked her Magic Mirror once again.

“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall. Who is the most electable of them all?”
”Though you are electable My Queen, there is one far more electable than thee. He’s a skinny kid with a funny name whose speeches light the base on fire.”

No, fumed Queen Hillary. This can’t be true. From out of nowhere, he’s suddenly more experienced than the Senator who helped the city survive a terrorist attack. Are you kidding me?

“Sadly no,” said the Magic Mirror. “You’re likable enough, Hillary. Just not more likable than he.”

“Likable enough” got her a spot as Secretary of State, though much of that was the political maneuvering of the new beloved King. He wanted to unite both movements, and he needed the Hillary tribe, all of those high-earning feminists, the base of the Democratic Party - unmarried white women like me.

Taken in 2011, this photo by Kevin Lamarque/AP launched a thousand memes and an investigation into Hillary’s private email server. The Queen could not catch a break.

Queen Hillary bided her time through the “fairy tale” of being Bill’s wife. The end of this story was already written. It was just a matter of the right election at the right time. Joe Biden would have to wait his turn. By 2016, Hillary was more than a disturbance. She looked like the beginnings of a hurricane.

“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the most electable of them all,” she asked again.

“Though you are electable indeed, there is one more electable than thee. He is a grumpy old Senator from Vermont surfing the populist wave of discontent wrought from the Wall Street bailout in 2008.”

Hillary had waited long enough. There was no way that miserable old socialist coot was snatching victory from her.

Vanquishing Bernie was not easy. But by now, her leadership, her dominance, and her influence could not be denied. This was HER moment, and she would push through the humiliations, and accusations that she was a shill for Wall Street, the status quo, someone who could not give an inspiring speech to save her life. LIKABLE ENOUGH HILLARY.

Despite everything, she clinched the nomination in 2016. She’d crushed Bernie like a bug, Uncle Joe was stepping aside, and she had the full force of King Obama’s army behind her.

So she asked again, “Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the most electable of them all?

“Though you are likable enough, there is one more electable than thee. He hosted Celebrity Apprentice for seven seasons and has a new nickname for you, Crooked Hillary.”

By now, Queen Hillary breaks the fourth wall and stares right into the camera. “You have got to be f*cking kidding me. DONALD J. TRUMP? That’s who is more electable than me? No, you are a lying Magic Mirror. You have always been lying,” she said.

“Would that I were, My Queen, this isn’t exactly fun, you know, but I am compelled to tell the truth no matter how much you wish I wouldn’t. As Keats would say, Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye need know on this earth.”

“Keats, seriously? Unleash hell,” Queen Hillary said as the waters churned beneath her, creating a powerful swirl off in the distance. The dossier, the Access Hollywood tape, the FBI, nothing was off limits to stop this man from denying her what she knew was her destiny, to become the leader she knew she could be.

The New York Times assured her she could not lose. 95% chance of winning, they said. She didn’t just want a squeaker. She wanted a landslide win. She wanted Georgia. She wasn’t watching the swing states. And she did it! She won! She won the election in 2016!

Except that she didn’t.

She won the popular vote but not the election. The hurricane was gaining strength, looking to make landfall as a Category 5. Hillary could not lose this election. Not this one. Everyone would pay. The Democratic Party, the media, James Comey, Bernie Sanders.

Now she would become death, the destroyer, of worlds.

She wanted something she could never have. She wanted her fairy tale. The husband who didn’t cheat. The career that hand-delivered the presidency at long last. If she had all of that, if she was rich and powerful and won the vote of the people would that be enough? Could that stop a Category 5 hurricane?

No. Because what Queen Hillary wanted, what she needed, was love. Real love. Not a husband with a wandering eye, not a close election, not to use her position to force people to support her. She wanted them to like her, to love her. Why didn’t they?

It was like that story she told about her mother forcing her to go back outside and play with the kids who hated her. Make them like you, Hillary. But how? Whatever it was Hillary needed, or what those of us who supported her for so long needed - never seemed to be enough.

Is that the lie feminism sells? That we should be shamed for finding happiness in the simplicity of true love or spending our days doing chores of ordinary life? Are we made better because we see a movie like Snow White as oppressive and not beautiful? Or are we made more miserable because it’s never enough?

Whomever Hillary was once upon a time has now been swallowed up by ambition, corruption, and desperation - not just by her but by all of those titans in the Democratic Party and the media who could not stand it that so many people wanted to vote for Trump.

Snow White is the embodiment of love itself - so many forest creatures are drawn to her, and it is what compels the seven dwarfs to try to save her. She isn’t rescued by the Prince at all. She is rescued by the thing that defines her. And it is this thing that can’t be bought or won, but we just have to recognize it within us.

Snow White is happy no matter where she is or what she’s doing. She’s just as happy living in a cottage with seven dwarfs as she’d be living in a castle. A universal truth that, for an America coming out of the Great Depression, resonated.

Snow White doesn’t have to speak for all women. It shouldn’t be a map to guide young people on how to think or what to long for. It is that rare thing that can’t be replicated, a thing of beauty. There is truth in it. A truth they wish to eradicate.

Queen Hillary isn’t finished yet. She’s just now taking her victory lap on Rachel Maddow, cleaning off her Magic Mirror, and thinking about asking one more question one last time. But the answer will always be the same because the answer is in the asking of the question.

As for Hurricane Hilary, the rain is just starting to come down where I live. Warm, heavy raindrops carried to us from somewhere off the Mexican coast. It’s quiet and dark. We won’t know the full damage of her impact until she’s moved on, and the birds know it’s safe to start singing again.

richwicks says

8 grand to raise 12 kids per month? 12/8 = That's $666 (how funny) per kid. That's not a lot of money. What a nightmare it would be to have that many kids.

Re-read my post.

Child Support is based on a minimum + what the father can pay. A father pays less for successive kids, but a minimum for one.

You can test this yourself on a child support calculator.

A woman with one kid from one man making $60k would expect about $1100/month child support for the one child.
If she had three kids from one man making $60k she would only get $1950/month in child support for all 3 kids.

BUT, if she had one kid each from three different baby daddies, each making $60k/year, she would get $3300/month in child support for the SAME number of kids.

PLUS, Child Support is bizarrely non-tax deductible for the Father, yet does NOT count towards most Government Freebies and Aid when calculating income for the mother, or is counted at a fractional amount. Yet it CAN be used in applying for many private financial loans also, like most home loans.

Also, most women get M-F custody and enjoy party weekend every (other) weekend with the kids getting free government daycare (Public School) most of the week and almost always a gov subsidized/free meal, sometimes breakfast as well. Whereas the man works M-F and is a full time father on the weekends. It often turns out the guy is providing more meals on the weekend than the mother does all week thanks to School Meals. Unlike M-F where the kids are in school most of the day and mom is free to work a shitty P/T job to maintain welfare eligibility and maximize goverment payouts.

So women are incentivized to have one child per father.

AmericanKulak says

So women are incentivized to have one child per father.

Yep.

Patrick says

That's even worse than farting standing up then sitting down in your own fart gas cloud.

oh, I forgot to mention:

Receiving Child Support is not taxable, but paying it is. That's right. It's one of the clearest rules in the IRS Canon:

The payer pays the tax and transfers it to the payee tax free. She (almost always a she) doesn't have to claim it as part of her income, so it's not taxable.

But it CAN be used for her to get loans and financing as any other income.

Yes, all those sounds like virtues in a woman.

AmericanKulak says

oh, I forgot to mention:

Receiving Child Support is not taxable, but paying it is. That's right. It's one of the clearest rules in the IRS Canon:

The payer pays the tax and transfers it to the payee tax free. She (almost always a she) doesn't have to claim it as part of her income, so it's not taxable.

But it CAN be used for her to get loans and financing as any other income.

Yep. And also totally messed up, basically rewarding and encouraging womynz to take the child away from the Dad as much as possible: you'd think the child support paying party should be the one claiming the child.they pay for as a dependent, it's just logical to give the payer a break! But no, the non-custodial parent, i.e. the parent having the child 49% or less of the time, cannot claim the kid as dependent! So not only the "higher earner" (almost always the man) pays child support after taxes while the receiver gets it tax free, the receiver usually also claims the child as a dependent. A quadruple whammy lol. Muh feminism!!

Patrick says

Yes, all those sounds like virtues in a woman.

That picture looks like you're getting invited to a threesome.

Have your Netflix brainwashing fantasy now, regret it later.

Men attend a singles event every time they step outside. It's like Night of the Living Dead as hordes of women 30-60 are all looking for a meal ticket and a retirement plan wondering around aimlessly and don't know what to do that now that no one wants them.
They have gone feral... They cannot form relationships or attachments as they have been running in the wild too long.

On the other hand, younger womyxn who want family are out of luck as well. There is little commitment in younger males. I know of a few Hispanic womyn who can’t find a committed bf/husband even though they want kids, are attractive, and appear to be reasonably loyal, and are not past expiration date (they are in middle 20s).

Perhaps this is the New Normal where human relationships are as long as TikTok videos and it can not be blamed exclusively on womynx.

Bd6r says

There is little commitment in younger males.

@Bd6r I think this reflects the economy and the housing bubble more than it does the rise of pervasive misandry, though misandry is also a big factor.

The real earnings of young men are suppressed by Bidet's high energy prices (as is the whole economy), and the price of a place to raise children has been systematically pumped beyond the reach of young couples. Young men know that there is little hope that they can actually support a wife and children and buy a house for them, so they don't even try.

The young have been sacrificed on the altar of high house prices and the globull warming cult. We will are having a demographic crisis as a result of these evil policies.

Agreed that what you said definitely contributes quite a lot but the result is quite sad. People who are normal (as in what was normal even 25 years ago) are screwed.

The Hispanic womyxn in question actually owns a house as houses were somewhat affordable in Houston even 5 yrs ago. Husband was kicked out after he spent her money in strip clubs which apparently is characteristic for that ethnic working class community.

The economy is worse than people think due to the leftoid xiden media bias. The reason the stock market or housing market hasn't crashed is because we entered a new phase of feudalism under the leftoids which Trump had reversed temporarily. There is stagflation but the remaining assets retain their prices, though they often become illiquid. People have consume those fewer assets left over, be it houses or goods and services from companies, often with govt subsidy. Still there is opportunity in trading undervalued cos., esp. in biotech

Sophie Turner of Game of Thrones Fame divorced her husband after giving birth to kids, lasted 4 years.

Apparently it was too confining to be in a Hollywood Mansion with Chauffuers, Chefs, Nannies, Housekeepers, extensive grounds, and many 5-star Tahiti and Monaco vacations.

Any takers on how long it will take for her to start doing "Art/Editoral" photoshoots and nude scenes? I give it a couple of years for her to be "Daring".

The only thing easier than guessing how long it will before she gets topless, is estimating the time between when a Teen Pop Diva starts dressing Skanky.

Mannity Man Update : Wife up that slore and save the West (tm)

Legendary Actor Al Pacino divorced by 29-year old 3 months after she gives birth and after claiming she saw "No age differences" hurting their luv.
https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/mother-and-baby/501941/al-pacino-ex-girlfriend-noor-alfallah-makes-bold-child-support-move-after-split/

Costner kicked out of his own house despite rock solid Pre-Nup he insisted on after his first marriage and divorcve. Ex-wife wants $50k/month for kids + Alimony + Mansion + Community Property. She is rumored to having boffed the staff in his absence during his production of a new movie.

https://archive.ph/Pcij5

Be a Good Dad, don't be a Husband Sad.

https://twitter.com/TUOJOSS/status/1565981250522947585

Immense Hirsute Lesbian Extra Strength Bear Spray. The high pitched screams turn to lower pitched bellowing.

The latest entrant in the "Guess this famous Fashion Icon"

I remember who she was, but I can't put my finger up her.

Kate Moss has gathered no stones? The ciggy, narcotics and cocaine fashion model crutches to keep them scarecrow thin and boyish for the fag fashion industrial complex doesn't age so well.

Kate Moss.


Leo does it right.

This non-smoker Actress appeared in one of the most popular Rom-Coms of all time.

Yeah, Meg Ryan is a very sad plastic surgery disaster. Pursuing the sweet bird of youth for the narcissists often turns out to be the bitter pill of nature's guide rails.

Kate looks hillbilly trailer park. Maybe her subscription to fetal cells and adrenochrome ran out.

AmericanKulak says

Kate Moss.


Leo does it right.

Good anti-smoking ad right there.

Someone chased a bunch of Los Angeles hookers around with a drone and then narrated the compilation like David Attenborough:

https://gab.com/Dissidentsoaps/posts/111093601135742785/media/1?timeline=video-clips

Horror.

just_passing_through says

The like is for the importance of sharing this grotesque unnecessary surgery.