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APOC ... lol ... the imagery. Ugh.

This all drags on until 2018

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

"OH, PUTEE-CAKES! DONNA IS YOUR BITCH! PUNISH DONNA'S ASS!, PUTEE-CAKES!"

I just realized why there seems to be very few female posters on patnet.

If the stock market tanks, all the Obama fanboys will switch from "The current economy is the result of 8 years of Obama" to "It's all Trump's Doing".

Guam will become the second state of the great prefecture of north korea as the usa stands down once again in the shadow of eternal hiroshimic guilt.

Rew says

Crazy Times : Predict What Happens Next!

People stop talking about the Russian investigation for a while. It's called wagging the dog, and it's working.

Trump will wear a wedding dress as long as he can fuck America & Republicans are not "sobbing inconsolably"
because Republicans healthcare plan is weekly "bleedings" from the asshole to keep America healthy.

Rew says

Crazy Times : Predict What Happens Next!

Trump will be removed from power by the military, and Putin will replace him. Smart people have already started learning Russian and planting yams.

Trump is pretty surely not about to start a war. The question is, is he full of aimless bluster, just having a nuclear dick contest with Un, or does he have some bit of strategy in mind? He already provoked a response from China. He has escalated tensions. Perhaps he thinks that increased tensions are necessary to achieve the next step. Is he trying to distract us from something? Who knows? Maybe he is trying to get Un to blow up Guam, so we can blow up Un? Seems like an extremely high price to pay.
Nobody really knows his strategy, so the only thing that keeps us from getting overly worried is that both Kim and Don have a history of making grandiose threats that nobody believes will be carried through.

Oh. Prediction is that nothing happens next.
I'm almost more curious about how he's attacking McConnel. He's trying to convince people that everything about Obamacare was Obama's fault, even though Congress wrote it. But, anything that happens or fails to happen on his watch is Congress' fault, b/c Trump doesn't write legislation. He's convinced a few posters on this board, but a lot of his supporters know that he promised great healthcare for everybody really cheap. Instead, they are getting is a nuclear dick contest with a fat kid. That's one hell of a bait and switch.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

THE LIBERATED 'DONNA' TRUMP ISSUES A LINE OF TRUMP BRAND WEDDING DRESSES: Trump's organization is reforged into a 'trust-fund twit liberation front' to help worthless inheritors of wealth be 'worthy human beings' by 'dedicating themselves to the entertainment and pleasure of real men.'

Gentle Reader,

Marketing idea: Wedding Dress should come with a strap-on of her/his choice at 50% off MSRP.

Regards,
Roidy

Onvacation says

I just realized why there seems to be very few female posters on patnet.

Why? Women are so delicate they can't tolerate to be exposed to unfiltered male thoughts?

Heraclitusstudent says

Why? Women are so delicate they can't tolerate to be exposed to unfiltered male thoughts?

Maybe it's because their brains work differently than men's, and they prioritize housework over ejaculating their ideas into the ether. Maybe they just aren't as smart, so they have to spend more time working and less time bullshitting to get the same amount done. Maybe they have to accomplish more for the same reward, so they are stuck working. Maybe they'd just rather don a wedding dress and get pounded in the ass by a real man like Putin than read about it online. Nobody knew that interpreting comments could be so hard.

TwoScoopsMcGee says

If the stock market tanks, all the Obama fanboys will switch from "The current economy is the result of 8 years of Obama" to "It's all Trump's Doing".

Would it not be a deviation from a continued trend? What could explain it other than the instability and uncertainty around the President, administration, etc.

If the argument is that the whole system is bad, and Trump is the destroying fire needed, then would you not "credit" him for tanking the economy? You cannot have it both ways.

President's inherit the problems and benefits of the previous administration, but by their behavior and actions, they often fix some things and have other problems of their own making. It's not as if Trump will be blamed for a meteorite destroying half the Earth or any natural disasters. His reactions to those crises? Sure. But the economy on his watch will be of his own making or reacted to poorly as well.

Eventually the inertia of the Obama era will be gone. USA is running on fumes and tweets.

KAPLOOOOEY!

Everyone knows what happens,SHIT!

Pretty sure The Donald is attempting to avert war with NK by making these extremely harsh and militant statements. He can't afford to waffle and waver like Obummer did, now that Kim Jong Fucktard has nukes and missiles to put them on. He's got to be like: you take ONE STEP out of line and we send your country to the fucking Stone Age! Asshole! I will fuck your world! Just dare me to press this shiny red button, fucker! I want to so very badly!!!!

It'll take talk like that to make that Kim shithead back off and settle down. Appeasement from the last three Presidents has only emboldened him to make new demands and threats, while giving him time to build nukes.

We have capacity to shoot down whatever shitty rockets he launches, and we've had it for a while. Guam will be fine. It's got two air force bases and tons of defenses.

Trump's tough talk is giving the North Koreans fair warning, and also backing the Chinese into a corner where they've finally stated that aggression against the USA would mean they wash their hands of NK and let the USA humble Kim, Chloe, and maybe even Kylie Jong iL.

YesYNot says

Maybe it's because their brains work differently than men's, and they prioritize housework over ejaculating their ideas into the ether. Maybe they just aren't as smart, so they have to spend more time working and less time bullshitting to get the same amount done. Maybe they have to accomplish more for the same reward, so they are stuck working. Maybe they'd just rather don a wedding dress and get pounded in the ass by a real man like Putin than read about it online. Nobody knew that interpreting comments could be so hard.

You're right. Most women are too practical to enjoy discussing abstract ideas online.
YesYNot, I still think you are a woman btw.

Heraclitusstudent says

I still think you are a woman btw.

Duly noted.

Rachel Dolezal will be rejected from entering grad school due to a claim of being "African American"
Meanwhile that same school will have allowed one or more students to state their non-birth gender and have no problem with it.

The left moves on to the next hysteria and Pat.net lefties go apeshit at whatever that is too.

This statement will come up again in 2020.

Tenpoundbass says

Yeah, cause China will tolerate the U.S. launching a nuclear missile to a location right next to them. I'm sure China and Russia won't mistake this for a first strike against them and launch all their nukes at us. You have heard of MAD, right?

jazz_music says

Rew says

really cool to shoot one of N Korea's missiles down, but I think if we do it, we might give too much of our current capabilities away to other adversaries.

Secrecy is unfortunately a primary motivation and the source of self-conflict that may end up costing millions of people their lives in the nations of our allies who we have managed to make dependent on the protection of the United States.

This kind of scenario worries me the most.

What use are the secret missiles if we don't use them when the time comes?
You two are anti America, aren't you? Shame on you.

Dan8267 says

Yeah, cause China will tolerate the U.S. launching a nuclear missile to a location right next to them. I'm sure China and Russia won't mistake this for a first strike against them and launch all their nukes at us. You have heard of MAD, right?

LOL. As if China and Russia will consider us as having launched a nuclear missile against them, if we launch it on NK.
Do you know what MAD is?
Dan, you are just another anti American. Aren't you?

It's so easy to identify the assholes who hate America when the time comes, isn't it?

Strategist says

Dan8267 says

Yeah, cause China will tolerate the U.S. launching a nuclear missile to a location right next to them. I'm sure China and Russia won't mistake this for a first strike against them and launch all their nukes at us. You have heard of MAD, right?

LOL. As if China and Russia will consider us as having launched a nuclear missile against them, if we launch it on NK.

Do you know what MAD is?

Dan, you are just another anti American. Aren't you?

That's the most retarded thing you've ever said.

China or Russia could easily mistake a nuclear weapon targeting North Korea for targeting them. You do realize that North Korea borders both Russia and China and that North Korea is a tiny target next to those two countries?

Thank god that you aren't in charge of the military. You'd do something damn stupid that would result in the other side mistaking it for a first strike and then it'd be nuclear war and the end of humanity.

www.youtube.com/embed/La4Dcd1aUcE

Strategist says

It's so easy to identify the assholes who hate America when the time comes, isn't it?

Yeah, it's the dumb asses who would start an accidental nuclear war that would completely destroy America.

Fucking White Male says

The left moves on to the next hysteria and Pat.net lefties go apeshit at whatever that is too.

Exactly.

Dan8267 says

China or Russia could easily mistake a nuclear weapon targeting North Korea for targeting them. You do realize that North Korea borders both Russia and China and that North Korea is a tiny target next to those two countries?

China and Russia aren't stupid. Everyone including Timbuctoo knows where our missiles are going if a war does break out.

Strategist says

Everyone including Timbuctoo knows where our missiles are going if a war does break out.

Bullshit. There have already been damn close calls of starting accidental nuclear war. If an ICBM is launched from America, there is no way to tell what its target is or if it will alter its course. Nor would anyone take the risk that America wouldn't use this opportunity to strike their country.

If the missile is launched from a submarine or aircraft carrier, it's even worse. Not knowing how many subs are hidden would require assuming a first strike and immediately retaliating.

You are the biggest fool in the world if you think using nukes isn't damn dangerous.

jazz_music says

Dan8267 says

That's the most retarded thing you've ever said.

Ha ha not by a long shot!

OK, maybe not, but it is the most dangerous thing he's said.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

Everyone including Timbuctoo knows where our missiles are going if a war does break out.

Bullshit. There have already been damn close calls of starting accidental nuclear war. If an ICBM is launched from America, there is no way to tell what its target is or if it will alter its course. Nor would anyone take the risk that America wouldn't use this opportunity to strike their country.

If the missile is launched from a submarine or aircraft carrier, it's even worse. Not knowing how many subs are hidden would require assuming a first strike and immediately retaliating.

You are the biggest fool in the world if you think using nukes isn't damn dangerous.

So when NK launches an ICBM the world should go all out and destroy them, because no-one knows where their ICBM is going. It could be going to Moscow or Beijing.
Good thing no one follows your genius logic. Except Jazz.

Who had wake up Saturday to Nazi marches and have them plow a car into counter protesters?

Anyone?

Psst ... Right wingers, you are looking pretty Islamic terrorist there. ;)

Rew says

Who had wake up Saturday to Nazi marches and have them plow a car into counter protesters?

Anyone?

Psst ... Right wingers, you are looking pretty Islamic terrorist there. ;)

First find me even one right winger here who doesn't condemn both Nazi's and white supremacists.

Strategist says

So when NK launches an ICBM the world should go all out and destroy them, because no-one knows where their ICBM is going.

No one ever said that the U.S. shouldn't handle North Korea or even use wise military action. You are the only one proposing that launching nukes at them is the wise solution. That's idiotic.

You think like a cave man, that everything can be solved by clubbing your rival to death. That's damn dangerous thinking in the nuclear age.

Dan8267 says

No one ever said that the U.S. shouldn't handle North Korea or even use wise military action. You are the only one proposing that launching nukes at them is the wise solution. That's idiotic.

I think using tactical nukes on the NK armed forces will save a lot of of innocent lives. The lives of South Koreans in Seoul who are just a stones throw from the fat brat's artillery.
It would also end the war quickly and save American lives.

Strategist says

I think using tactical nukes on the NK armed forces will save a lot of of innocent lives.

You think a lot of things that are wrong. There's a reason we didn't nuke North Korea back in the 1950s.

And clearly you don't give a shit about all the innocent lives such nuclear explosions would kill. The North Korean population is almost entirely innocent victims.

Strategist says

I think using tactical nukes on the NK armed forces will save a lot of of innocent lives.

Nuclear fallout will kill quite many S. Koreans, Chinese, and Russians