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11561   Ceffer   2021 Oct 29, 11:38am  

Trump cracks me up.
11563   richwicks   2021 Oct 29, 12:18pm  

HeadSet says
@HeadSet

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/products/rear-hubs



I appreciate the link, but that site does not sell. It just describes the product.


Well, they have a Contact form (tedious I know), and here is their "catalog" presumably of products they sell:

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/catalogue

They could probably give you an authorized reseller. If you're replacing a hub you need to have the wheel rebuilt, and AGAIN - do not attempt to do this yourself. This is an office you can contact in North America:

Sturmey-Archer North America
952 School Street #409
94559-2824 Napa CA
USA

Tel: +1 (707) 259-6700
Fax: +1 (707) 259-6710

I mean - who really calls them? Nobody. That phone line doesn't ring more than once a week I bet. If you ring them up, and just explain you're looking to buy X, I bet they'll accommodate.
11566   Ceffer   2021 Oct 30, 12:16pm  

"Schiff proposes to change designations from 'Intelligence Agencies' to 'What It Is Agencies' to keep from offending or intimidating printing press diploma applicants. Forms to be offered in ebonics and tapes for functionally illiterate. When we are done, we'll make Netflix look like a nest of evil discrimination."
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/7577
11567   HeadSet   2021 Oct 30, 5:02pm  

Any White male who calls out for "diversity" should be slapped back with "Then why don't you resign so a person of color can have your job?"
11568   Booger   2021 Oct 30, 5:03pm  

Pretty much what is going on in the CDC:
https://youtu.be/8LUwi2D2lWQ
11569   Patrick   2021 Oct 30, 5:52pm  

Karloff says


original link
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https://markcrispinmiller.substack.com/p/sheep-and-collaborators-of-the-lowest


"Sheep and collaborators of the lowest order"
A rocker in Providence responds to my riff on "Pure Blooded"

Mark Crispin Miller
3 hr ago
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From a subscriber to News from Underground:

I know exactly what you mean. I've been a musician/composer here in Providence Rhode Island since the 80s with some amount of success staging my operas etc.

But now? I see my friends and colleagues starting up to play out again, performing in various venues. But they seem all too happy to comply with the great agenda, the Great Reset. They go on Facebook to advertise their performances, adding that it's "Covid-Safe." And the guidelines include mandatory vaccines and, fucking AND the wearing of masks.

These people are sheep. Sheep and collaborators of the lowest order. I'm ashamed, also amazed that many of these folks were my friends, people that I looked up to and respected. No longer. I would call them out but so far I haven't, thinking that an exchange on Facebook is not gonna solve anything. So I'm staying mum for now but monitoring the situation.

I'm trying not to close my heart and mind entirely to my fellow man. But this is outrageous and it will be a long fucking time before this equation gets balanced.

Keep up the great work and best of luck to you!
11571   HeadSet   2021 Oct 30, 6:45pm  

Amazing creativity and talent in above video.
11572   richwicks   2021 Oct 30, 7:00pm  

Patrick says
These people are sheep. Sheep and collaborators of the lowest order. I'm ashamed, also amazed that many of these folks were my friends, people that I looked up to and respected. No longer.


Haha. I'm in the Silly Con Valley. "The smartest people in the world" - over the last 18 months, the worst thing I've lost is respect for "smart people".

The people I thought were brilliant are anything but. They are good at their jobs, but they can't think worth shit. I cannot express in words how disconcerting this last 18 months have been for me. I'm in shock still. People don't think, they're apparently meat robots, programmed. I'm absolutely aghast, floored, at how stupid smart people are.

People I work with are amazing at their brilliance at their job, but once they clock out, they are a fucking stupid as pig shit. It's amazing they don't use their intellect outside of their job. It's absolutely shocking. These are smart, creative, brilliant people who think that unvaccinated people pose a risk to vaccinated people. How is is they forgot basic biochemistry and I retain it?

I study propaganda for fun, but good lord, I do not understand it. It's said Edward Bernays had complete contempt for people, that he was very arrogant and despised "the common man" - I'm beginning to understand this point of view. It does really seem I live among a herd of sheep and not what I would consider a basic human being.

I'm either wrong in this assessment, or it's a duty to uplift people into humanity. For now, I think I have a duty but I do wonder if I'm wrong.
11573   mell   2021 Oct 30, 9:01pm  

HunterTits says
It wasn't like this always. California was SANE at one point.


Agreed. And Cali girls used to be hot and fuckable. Before the sjws corrupted all that natural beauty. I've only been here a bit over 20 years so I can't speak to prior, but from experience CA and SV peaked with the release of RHCPs Californication 99, maintained the peak for a few years and then started its harsh decline. I'm sure the 60s-90s were great as well.
11576   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 8:54am  

All of those hushed tones of rapt admiration for the diaper dump in chief! Such intellect, NPR!
11577   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 8:56am  

Like, DUhhhhhhhhhhhh!
11579   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 9:08am  

"As soon as the cameras stop flashing."
11580   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 10:02am  

I don't think God will be helping us anytime soon.
11585   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 3:52pm  

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/7650

"Isn’t it interesting the people (Leftists & Democrats) trying to force unsafe, untested vaccines into your kids, and you by coercion threat of losing your livelihood are also the people who want you completely disarmed & unable to defend yourselves or your families, just like Australians…? Just a coincidence, right? Or is it……?"

11586   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 5:01pm  

"Isn't it fascinating how the solution to a coronavirus is bailing out the wealthy, crushing the middle class, and installing a technocratic-social credit system tied to lifetime subscriptions of pharmaceutical products❓"
11587   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 5:04pm  

See how fake the PCR tests are? Even bullshit tests positive for Covid.
11589   REpro   2021 Oct 31, 9:04pm  

11590   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 1:24am  

HunterTits says
18 months? Try putting up with it ALL YOUR LIFE (I was born and raised in Silicon Valley and have lived and worked here all this time)


I moved here in the late 1990's, and it's always been weird and strange for me. THAT I could deal with. I've run into liberatarians, liberals, anarchists, atheists, SUPER religious from bizarre religions - I can go on to more unusual things..

I was fine with that.

But it turns out, something like 80%+ of the people I thought were smart, quirky, weird, and creative - are not smart at all. They are as fucking dumb as anybody when it comes to something as simple to understand as this "pandemic".

We gathered here to MAKE THE FUCKING INTERNET. This system is the most powerful research and knowledge system EVER made by mankind. Not only could you talk to an Iraqi in Iraq in 2005 or a Libyan in Libya in 2012 - you can do things like look up what the mortality rate of smallpox was, or how likely you were to be maimed for life by Polio.

We are not in a pandemic. Not even fucking close. Imagine this - a company is told "there's a 1 in 1000 chance of each of your employees dying over the next year unless they all work remotely" - who the fuck would have agreed to that? Turns out, most of Silly Con Valley, and the employees and the people who lost their job, fucking defend it.

This is trivial math. This isn't the NIGHTMARE course of statistics I took in my Senior year.

It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.

I swear to go 99% of blue collar workers just figured out "this education shit is just bullshit, I want to get a job" and are a fuckload smarter than the PhD's here. Some blue collar worker I run into, they know the government is full of shit, but people who pride themselves on their suspicion and intelligence - they have no clue. It's weird. The last 9 months has completely changed my view on "smart people".
11591   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:32am  

11592   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:34am  


11593   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:48am  

From McAfee: does this man the cabal Masonic owl has had one of its eyes taken out? Woo-o-sphere says military has been activated against the Swiss Octagon group, Klaus Barbie Schwab is in hiding in Swiss tunnels? Of course, all of the arrest chatter has been going on for years with no meaningful results that trickle down to the plebs, so who knows.
11594   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:50am  

11595   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 1, 8:07am  

richwicks says
It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.


Class membership is a bitch.

That's what it is.

"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. It's easier to be agreeable besides I have low T from sitting on my ass for years. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"

Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.
11596   mell   2021 Nov 1, 8:15am  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
richwicks says
It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.


Class membership is a bitch.

That's what it is.

"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"

Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.


It's amazing how gullible the leftoids are. Our former neighbor and friend, otherwise a sweet girl, immediately sported a fauxci mask early on in the plandemic. Hopefully she feels some sort of shame or humility now for this stupid worshiping of this murderous criminal fucknose, she should be smarter than that. Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders and must be treated a such. We need to get these people somehow back onto the path of common sense.
11597   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 8:19am  

mell says
Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders


Let me generalize this.

Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.

I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.

Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.
11598   mell   2021 Nov 1, 8:26am  

richwicks says
mell says
Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders


Let me generalize this.

Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.

I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.

Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.


Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq. However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda. So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease
11599   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 9:10am  

mell says

Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq.


It is obvious the intelligence agencies are simply lying at the behest of some superior - otherwise there would be consequences for such a "mistake" about endlessly making "mistakes". These people look the other way with Antifa and BLM destruction, and have 500+ people in jail for simply entering the capital building. This isn't an error.

mell says
However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda.


I don't know anybody REALLY who assigns themselves outside of male / female. This is a media creation. I've lived in Silicon Valley for 20 years. I know homosexual men, women, transgendered women, people with weird sexual kinds, and I've never met somebody that said "my pronouns are...". That doesn't really happen.

mell says
So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease


What is promoted as "leftism" by our lying, propaganda media, isn't "leftism". I'm sure there's a MINORITY of people that reflect the propaganda, but they are a very small minority. When I was considered "on the left" (because I correctly opposed the Iraq War) the left was constantly and very intentionally misrepresented. "The right" is often misrepresented as well. I've met very few (if any) real flat Earthers - but plenty of conspiracy theorists - they are not dogmatically tied to any conspiracy. "The left" thinks "the right" are a bunch of Q followers that WORSHIP Trump. That's not the case in my experience.

These "issues" over gender identity, transgenderism, etc - they exist ONLY to divide people - to get you into an argument. Do you actually care if some Hollywood nut is dressing their 5 year old son up as a girl, because the poor kid thinks he's a girl? You might feel sorry for the kid, but it's not your kid. You might get into an argument with a leftist about that. I bet you won't get into an argument over the first sars-cov2-19 bailout - that cost 5 trillion dollars, and at maximum only 400 billion dollars was distributed to individuals, where did the other 4.6 trillion go? That's the stuff our oligarchy doesn't want you talking about - they don't even mention it.

Go watch a lefty television show and see how "the right" is represented to "the left". Both "sides" are made to think the other side is crazy. They ignore the fringe stuff within their own group.

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