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11601   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 9:25am  

mell says
True, but the difference is that those supposedly "non-fringe" leftoids happily support the actual batshit crazy leftoid/demonrat shit policies to ruin this nation as fast as possible, whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states.


The left view many of the extreme policies "transgendered bathrooms / Drag Queen Story Hour / etc" as things that don't matter - and they really DON'T matter. The right freaks out about these things.

mell says
whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states.


We had Trump for 4 years, and for 2 years we had a republican majority in Congress - why wasn't illegal immigration shut down? Both parties are the same. Both parties support war, and illegal immigration. "The right" has ZERO control over their party - that's why Mitt Romney was the Republican nominee in 2012. It's why John McCain was the Republican nominee in 2008.

mell says
The most controversial is prob the recent abortion law passed in TX, now compare that to the leftoid progressive batshit retarded policies...


Again this is just another talking point. Really, if somebody gets knocked up in Texas, and waits a long time to get an abortion, it's not that expensive to cross state lines or that complicated to do it. This is just another distraction and the bill is misrepresented anyhow, basically, it allows people to sue doctors for performing an abortion after a heartbeat is detected. Nobody is going to do it.
11602   Patrick   2021 Nov 1, 9:41am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-connection-between-getting-your-way-politically-and-calling-for-unity


U.S.—A groundbreaking new study has found a strong correlation between getting your way and calling for unity with the other side. Researchers found that when people get everything they want politically, they are three times more likely to call for unity and reconciliation with the losers they just humiliated.

"It was an extensive study of thousands of 3-year-olds and other liberals that led to us discovering this connection," said Dr. Stan Lintel of MIT who headed the study. "We would observe a pair of children fighting over a toy. We would then step in and take the toy away from one child and give it to the other. The child we gave the toy to would immediately calm down and call for unity with the other child, even after punching them in the face several times. We found this tendency remained consistent all the way into adulthood."

Researchers who released the findings pointed out that this strange human behavior could be manifesting itself during this year's election after Democrats immediately calmed down and called for unity after an intense 4-year temper tantrum.

11606   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 1, 12:38pm  

I wish I were in the press corps, I would ask Psaki the next time I saw her.
"How does Jill Biden get tough stains out?"
11608   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 12:47pm  

More fucked up fuckery from Australia. Bet they wish they had that Second Amendment.
https://brandnewtube.com/v/nhmiSK

11609   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 12:50pm  

They're definitely stoned immaculate on power. It's a revolting sight to watch these prancing, high fiving demons dancing on our graves.
https://t.me/Royboy17th/3235
11610   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 12:53pm  

Trump cracks me up. Now calling fake news media 'perverts':

11611   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:30pm  

LOL! MSM claim KommieKunt Constipated School Marm offense at Republicans, while sheltering and promoting pink haired perverts and tranny bathroom rapes.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/39009
11612   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:30pm  

Globalist Maniacal Hoaxes just get so goddam boring.


11613   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:44pm  

11614   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:45pm  

11615   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:45pm  

11616   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:50pm  

11618   mell   2021 Nov 1, 9:19pm  

Patrick says


Where is that? US? Australia? NZ?
11621   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 11:02pm  

FDA Panel Member On Children: "We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it." Yes, Moloch and his minions are hungry. Very hungry.

11625   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 11:49pm  

Huh??? Wonder if this is real.
http://murderbydecree.com/blog/#page-content
11626   Patrick   2021 Nov 2, 12:08am  

Nah, the reward is way too low for starters.
11627   Ceffer   2021 Nov 2, 8:57am  

11629   HeadSet   2021 Nov 2, 11:59am  

"Shits and Giggles" is Meme of the Year!!
11632   Booger   2021 Nov 2, 2:01pm  

11633   Ceffer   2021 Nov 2, 2:35pm  

11634   Ceffer   2021 Nov 2, 2:51pm  

Yeah, about those avalanches of 'statistics' they are always bombarding us with. Stop and think how hard it is to generate factual information to generate factual statistics, and realize that they can't examine facts that fast, and they don't even challenge the reality of the data forming the statistics. So what does this mean? The majority of what we are presented as statistics have no validity or credibility, they are just more agitprop puffery for an agenda.
https://t.me/LibertyOverwatchChannel/5828
11636   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 2, 11:21pm  

Unpossible! Pfitzer has never falsified clinical drug studies before!
11637   Ceffer   2021 Nov 3, 1:04am  

11638   Ceffer   2021 Nov 3, 1:05am  

11639   Ceffer   2021 Nov 3, 1:10am  

11640   Ceffer   2021 Nov 3, 8:54am  

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