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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,499,778 views  37,039 comments

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14542   HeadSet   2022 Mar 6, 6:51pm  

Why would Poland send its MiG29s to Ukraine? Poland may need those fighters for themselves. Even if the US gave them F-16s as replacements, it would take quite some time to retrain pilots and support crews for the new airframe system.
14544   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 10:27pm  

Zelensky's wife mourns the loss of industrial capacity. All those children could have been terrified, skinned alive and bled of valuable adrenochrome. What a waste.
https://t.me/Qtah_17/9633?source=patrick.net
14545   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 10:31pm  

If you haven't had your fill yet of loathsome, lying, Globalist medical sock puppets, here is some more concentration camp guard denial, backtracking and gaslighting:
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44034?source=patrick.net
14546   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 10:59pm  

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44043?source=patrick.net Some awkward Russklish here:

"TRANSLATED from Russian language, got today from Russian Friend

Part1 South is fine now (Near Crimea). Without casualties. Almost the entire coast was cleared. Today they are going to Odessa. In a place with them, Labintsy, Armavir, Krasnodar from the National Guard. There are about 1500 Chekhovs. The Czechs are waiting for replenishment of about 2 thousand. all polite to the point of diarrhea are happy that they are fighting for Russia. Nazies (Ukrainian army)are allowed to go to full expense. Marines surround the settlement in which the National Guard enters, blocking the Czechs. The Czechs are cleaning up. many prisoners. Avtozak run around the clock. Those who surrender themselves are loaded by buses and into the filtration sludge. They will let you go home after the war. Those who are taken in battles - through the courts. There are no Nazis. All gone.

Kharkov has been taken, in Kyiv the Chechens are conducting a cleansing operation, a corridor has been opened for the passage of civilians, near the Donbass, the group is surrounded, they gave 5 hours to make a decision on delivery, TOS-1 and TOS-1A have already been brought to the boiler "Solntsepyok" new long-range missiles will allow "burning entire hectares at a distance of up to 15 kilometers. After 5 hours, those who did not give up will be destroyed. Tank columns with arrows are rapidly moving to the West, not lingering near the cities.

Destroyed by volleys, two military bases built by the “partners” took 8 years to build. How many died and destroyed on them, foreign sources are silent, but not a few. Not a single column from Poland with weapons will be able to enter, after 500 meters - 3 km, it can be instantly destroyed. The mood is very serious. The air space over Ukraine is closed and completely controlled.
PART2 SH**T HIT THE FAN! No wonder why UKR president ZELENSKI WAS SO DRUNK!!!
Russian troops destroyed 13 biological weapons laboratories throughout Ukraine, some of them were underground, so they had to carry out several explosions to destroy them.Putin said he gave Zelensky many warnings about dismantling the labs back in February 2020 and warned he would do it himself if Zelensky did not comply. He acknowledged the collateral damage that only Zelensky is to blame for endangering the people of Ukraine,” our source said.

The biolab on Serpent Island was involved in research into a combat type of airborne rabies that, if sprayed, could devastate the Earth with nearly 100% mortality.
“Putin assured that he had taken precautions to ensure that all pathogens were hit and effective enough to render them inert. He did not say if thermobaric munitions were used, but that seems like a likely possibility,” our source said.
We don't hit cities. If this were the case, then more than one building in Kyiv would be damaged and there would be no electricity, no water, nothing. We burn garbage.

So now we know what Putin is doing in Ukraine: SAVING HUMANITY! BIG TIME! Literally."
14547   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 11:11pm  

Pretty impressive nab if you can open the video of this segment.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44066?source=patrick.net
14549   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 2:16am  

14559   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 11:49am  

For all of you who are just dying to travel:
14560   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 11:52am  

Bribed Useful idiots starting to become burnt offerings to Moloch, as the fiat money moray eels retreat into their dark caverns in Switzerland:
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4798?source=patrick.net
14561   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 11:59am  

LOL! Jesuit/Illuminati/SS black sun symbol. "Gee, what's that mean? He's Ukranian, it must mean something good!"
https://t.me/joeoltmann/3186?source=patrick.net
14563   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:04pm  

Those French feminists. Putting their tits where their mouth is again. I wonder if that Ukrainian flag paint is spooey-proof:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20708
14564   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:11pm  

Brain damaged narcissist has trouble picking the hill he crys on. Guess his chain smoking anabolic steroid phase has been replaced by his adrenochrome withdrawal phase. That face looks like it's been used as toilet paper by a Ukranian chain gang. :
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20717?source=patrick.net
14565   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:14pm  

Let's see if we can get some dumb NATO shills to take these crates up to give the Russians some target practice, Heh, Heh! We've fooled the American people for so long, we can fool them, too!:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20723?source=patrick.net
14566   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:17pm  

Gee, Soros told me with his five million dollar fiat money personal check to me (laundered taxpayer money through Ukraine) that it would be easy to get them to take the death jabs!:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20727?source=patrick.net
14567   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:20pm  

A man desperately in need of a snort. Obama supply air dropped in. Looks like he is competing with 2003 Iraqi Defense Minister for 'empty sword rattler of the century'. "When do I get to emigrate to my billion dollars and Florida estate, Lords and Masters?"
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20728?source=patrick.net
14571   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 3:38pm  

14573   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 6:07pm  

14574   RC2006   2022 Mar 7, 6:44pm  

14575   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 7:13pm  

Isn't Garland bribed the big bucks to quash this shit. C'mon, man!
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44359?source=patrick.net
14576   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 7:21pm  

Breaking News: "Biden to send 35 million dollars in crack pipes as aid to Ukraine. American addicts will have to wait."
14577   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 7:23pm  

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