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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,114,241 views  42,079 comments

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14657   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 10, 7:59am  

AmericanKulak says
RWSGFY says

Rob Ford!




I see no resemblance. And not bald. Try again. =))
14658   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 8:20am  

Makes more sense than the pathetic squealing psychosis emanating from the Biden administration:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20845?source=patrick.net
14660   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 8:21am  

Gas prices responsible for heart attacks and myocarditis. Putin and Trump responsible for gas prices. Global Warming policies will solve all this. "From the the annals of 'Nice Try, You Ignorant Agitprop!"
14662   Patrick   2022 Mar 10, 9:13am  

https://t.me/greatreject/32045?source=patrick.net


Natasha from Russia reacts to the anti-Russian sanctions and thanks the west for making their country healthy again! No Coca-Cola, No KFC, No McDonalds. Thanks west for taking away all that shit and making our nation healthy again.



14667   HeadSet   2022 Mar 10, 3:57pm  

A NY politician holds a gun drive? I suspect just a scheme here to confiscate guns.
14670   Kepi   2022 Mar 10, 10:03pm  

"Completely fuel up his car"

Haha! Just today, I went out of the house and told my wife to mow the lawn faster.

Gas is more than five bucks a gallon now. Soon, I may not be able to fuel up my lawn mower.

Yikes.
14671   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 11:59pm  

LOL! Netflix inversion ads for 'forced white diversity' movies:





14676   HeadSet   2022 Mar 11, 6:26am  

Kepi says
"Completely fuel up his car"

Haha! Just today, I went out of the house and told my wife to mow the lawn faster.

Gas is more than five bucks a gallon now. Soon, I may not be able to fuel up my lawn mower.

Yikes.

For your wife's next birthday, get her one of these and solve 2 problems:


14677   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 11, 8:23am  

NAPC thanked Russian Defense Minister Shoigu "for his invaluable contribution to the fact that Russian funds and resources for the attack on Ukraine were stolen at the stage of their accumulation at the border"

The head of the National Agency for the Prevention of Corruption (NAPC) Oleksandr Novikov sent a letter of thanks to Russian Defense Minister Sergei Kuzhugetovich Shoigu.

In the letter, the NAPC Chairman expressed gratitude "for the invaluable contribution to the fact that Russian funds and resources for the attack on Ukraine were stolen at the stage of their accumulation at the border."

Copies of the letter were also sent to the State Duma, the Federation Council and the Anti-Corruption Foundation.


https://nazk-gov-ua.translate.goog/uk/novyny/nazk-podyakuvalo-ministru-oborony-rf-shojgu-za-neotsinennyj-vnesok-u-te-shho-rosijski-zasoby-ta-resursy-dlya-napadu-na-ukrayinu-buly-rozkradeni-shhe-na-etapi-yihnogo-nakopychennya-na-kordoni/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&source=patrick.net
14684   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 12:39pm  

HeadSet says
For your wife's next birthday, get her one of these and solve 2 problems:

I think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.
14685   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 12:42pm  

Those failing, faltering defeated Russians are causing a little tizzy for Davos. Are they waiting for the glorious Ukrainian Nazis to protect them?:

https://t.me/greatreject/32108?source=patrick.net
14686   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 12:46pm  

Our politicians working ceaselessly and tirelessly for the public benefit:
14688   Kepi   2022 Mar 11, 12:53pm  

Ceffer says
I think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.


Okay, just curious. What do you think you would lose if, like I do, you were drinking a beer and giving the wife advise on how to clean out rain gutters?

So far I am intact. Maybe I am just a lucky man.
14689   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 12:54pm  

LOL! More doses of gratuitous paranoia for the paranoia addicted:
Hey, where is the US military in all this?
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/45570?source=patrick.net

"Trust me, they know exactly what’s going on. We have the best Intelligence on the planet. But given their overall neutrality in this matter, I am led to believe the deep state doesn’t control the US military. Therefore Biden doesn’t control the military.

I don’t think Biden ever held the keys. AKA “devolution”. (Shout out x22) Because if he did, and Russia was about to move in and find all the biological weapons he and his deep state buddies are making at these black site laboratories, you better believe Biden would be sending the military in to protect his assets. But instead, Biden told Ukraine they were on their own, against RUSSIA 😂 and offered to send jets to Poland for them to use, but wouldn’t fly our own jets over there.

Does Biden have any military control whatsoever? Or is Biden under military control? Because you KNOW the US MIL are absolutely livid. Outsourced labs using DoD funding, given by corrupt politicians, paid contractors to create bioweapons. CONTRACTORS. Not the US Military.

You know who’s the most pissed? The US MIL. Because these nefarious deep state activities not only killed countless civilians worldwide, but now both CHINA AND RUSSIA, the 2 next most powerful nuclear and military capabilities ON THE PLANET, are accusing us of creating bioweapons, pushed us to WW3 via C19, and potential nuclear fallout…

I bet the US MIL are staying neutral, because they want Russia to find and expose the truth. If we did it ourselves, it would be considered a “military coup”, the media would spin us into a civil war and mass uprising. But with Russia conducting the operation and presenting the information to the UN, US MIL can step in, say they had no idea this was going on with their funding, and agree to hold everyone accountable who is responsible. A la, INTERNATIONAL MILITARY TRIBUNALS.

For breaching the International Biological Weapons Treaty of 1975. They will also discover that C19 was created by US NIH funding and the establishment are responsible for releasing it, as well as breaching the Nuremberg Code for their human experimentation with the vaccines.

The consequences of these crimes are INTERNATIONAL military tribunals! After Nuremberg, the tribunals were held by the 4 allied nations, USA, UK, Soviet Union, and France; each of which supplied a military judge and a prosecution team to prosecute 24 nazis post WW2.

IF RUSSIA BRINGS ADEQUATE EVIDENCE FORWARD OF BIOWEAPON PRODUCTION IN UKRAINE, WE WILL HAVE INTERNATIONAL TRIBUNALS!

“Military is the only way”. Didn’t specify WHICH military… what if its many nation’s militaries? And the tribunals could very well NOT include our military, since factions within our country are responsible for the crimes.

It seems to me, this is the only way for mass acceptance. A united council, of militaries around the world, prosecuting the deep state actors TOGETHER, in solidarity. Just like we did in the old days.

The media and the sheep couldn’t deny or spin that. Mass acceptance. "

"C'mon, Poland, start WWIII for us USA Neocons. We can't do it any more. CURSES!"
14690   Patrick   2022 Mar 11, 12:57pm  

Kepi says
Ceffer says
I think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.


Okay, just curious. What do you think you would lose if, like I do, you were drinking a beer and giving the wife advise on how to clean out rain gutters?

So far I am intact. Maybe I am just a lucky man.


I feel lucky too. Wife and I have a lot of mutual respect and neither orders the other around, not even in the subtle ways like most women tend to do it. We both want things to work well, and so they work well.

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