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NAPC thanked Russian Defense Minister Shoigu "for his invaluable contribution to the fact that Russian funds and resources for the attack on Ukraine were stolen at the stage of their accumulation at the border"
The head of the National Agency for the Prevention of Corruption (NAPC) Oleksandr Novikov sent a letter of thanks to Russian Defense Minister Sergei Kuzhugetovich Shoigu.
In the letter, the NAPC Chairman expressed gratitude "for the invaluable contribution to the fact that Russian funds and resources for the attack on Ukraine were stolen at the stage of their accumulation at the border."
Copies of the letter were also sent to the State Duma, the Federation Council and the Anti-Corruption Foundation.
For your wife's next birthday, get her one of these and solve 2 problems:
I think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.
Ceffer saysI think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.
Okay, just curious. What do you think you would lose if, like I do, you were drinking a beer and giving the wife advise on how to clean out rain gutters?
So far I am intact. Maybe I am just a lucky man.
Those failing, faltering defeated Russians are causing a little tizzy for Davos. Are they waiting for the glorious Ukrainian Nazis to protect them?:https://t.me/greatreject/32108?source=patrick.net
"Trust me, they know exactly what’s going on. We have the best Intelligence on the planet. But given their overall neutrality in this matter, I am led to believe the deep state doesn’t control the US military. Therefore Biden doesn’t control the military.
SOMERVILLE, MA—Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally, as xe's called in the U.K.—a fresh and more socially conscious look. Unfortunately, many readers are finding this new "woke" Waldo much too easy to find.
"We wanted to show our support for the 'defund the police' movement, so we gave xim a bright yellow sign," said Handford. "We also gave xim a striped pride shirt, pink hair, facial piercings, a face contorted in perpetual rage, and an obnoxiously shaking fist. We feel this is just the update our modern audiences need right now."
Children flipping through the book often find Waldo within two or three seconds, as Waldo puts a lot of time and energy into making sure xe is the center of attention everywhere he goes. Whether xe's at an Extinction Rebellion rally or a Black Lives Matter riot, xe will demand your attention on every page and scream obscenities at you if you don't notice xim.
U.S.—As the war between Russia and Ukraine rages on, restaurants across the country are now requiring proof of Ukraine support in order to eat in their restaurants. Patrons are being asked to produce a photo ID and open up their social media profiles to prove they have been adequately supporting Ukraine by posting flags and sharing the latest wartime propaganda.
"We need to support Ukraine as it is the latest thing we are supposed to support," said the manager of one NYC cafe. "If you aren't adequately supporting the thing that everyone says we are supposed to be supporting at this time, you don't deserve to eat in my store!"
When asked about whether he would still require vaccine cards due to the pandemic, he stared blankly and said: "The what? I'm not sure what you're talking about."
Patrons who don't have adequate evidence of Ukraine support will then have to show adequate evidence of Russia hatred before entering.
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook made waves this week after announcing they would temporarily be lifting their ban on calls to violence as long as the violence is directed towards Russians. Now in an exciting new update, Facebook will allow users to directly commit actual violence against Russian people with a new "call in drone strike" button.
"As leaders in the tech industry, it's very important to use our vast and terrifying power to connect people, disseminate trustworthy information, and sometimes kill people we think need to be killed," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg. "Since our entire culture decided overnight it's ok to hate Russian people now, we want our users to be able to join in that hatred together. That's why we're proud to add this cool new 'drone strike' button!"
Clicking on the "call in drone strike" button will immediately signal one of Facebook's 10,000 brand-new predator drones to track down and blow up the Russian of your choice. Users with successful kills will receive a special edition Ukraine flag icon to display on their profile.
Facebook has said they will keep the changes in place until the next international hysteria gives everyone a new group of people to hate.
The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:
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