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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,115,030 views  42,079 comments

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14697   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 11, 6:29pm  

Ceffer says
"Trust me, they know exactly what’s going on. We have the best Intelligence on the planet. But given their overall neutrality in this matter, I am led to believe the deep state doesn’t control the US military. Therefore Biden doesn’t control the military.


If that was the case, there wouldn't be an assortment of Tranny Crossdressers in the US Military.

Unthinkable just 10 years ago. Now utterly normalized.

"OMG, guise, like , there is no culture war. Just like stop it okay."
14698   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 6:55pm  

Gotta luv those Klaus Barbie Schwab type Globalist planners. Of course, the age restrictions don't apply to them. Line up those Chinese harvested organs!
14700   Ceffer   2022 Mar 12, 1:28am  

Methinks they weren't side effects, they were features:
14702   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 9:12am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/waldo-much-easier-to-find-after-becoming-woke?source=patrick.net




SOMERVILLE, MA—Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally, as xe's called in the U.K.—a fresh and more socially conscious look. Unfortunately, many readers are finding this new "woke" Waldo much too easy to find.

"We wanted to show our support for the 'defund the police' movement, so we gave xim a bright yellow sign," said Handford. "We also gave xim a striped pride shirt, pink hair, facial piercings, a face contorted in perpetual rage, and an obnoxiously shaking fist. We feel this is just the update our modern audiences need right now."

Children flipping through the book often find Waldo within two or three seconds, as Waldo puts a lot of time and energy into making sure xe is the center of attention everywhere he goes. Whether xe's at an Extinction Rebellion rally or a Black Lives Matter riot, xe will demand your attention on every page and scream obscenities at you if you don't notice xim.
14703   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 9:14am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-restaurants-now-require-proof-of-ukraine-support?source=patrick.net





U.S.—As the war between Russia and Ukraine rages on, restaurants across the country are now requiring proof of Ukraine support in order to eat in their restaurants. Patrons are being asked to produce a photo ID and open up their social media profiles to prove they have been adequately supporting Ukraine by posting flags and sharing the latest wartime propaganda.

"We need to support Ukraine as it is the latest thing we are supposed to support," said the manager of one NYC cafe. "If you aren't adequately supporting the thing that everyone says we are supposed to be supporting at this time, you don't deserve to eat in my store!"

When asked about whether he would still require vaccine cards due to the pandemic, he stared blankly and said: "The what? I'm not sure what you're talking about."

Patrons who don't have adequate evidence of Ukraine support will then have to show adequate evidence of Russia hatred before entering.
14704   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 9:17am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-call-in-drone-strike-button-you-can-click-on-all-russian-profiles?source=patrick.net





MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook made waves this week after announcing they would temporarily be lifting their ban on calls to violence as long as the violence is directed towards Russians. Now in an exciting new update, Facebook will allow users to directly commit actual violence against Russian people with a new "call in drone strike" button.

"As leaders in the tech industry, it's very important to use our vast and terrifying power to connect people, disseminate trustworthy information, and sometimes kill people we think need to be killed," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg. "Since our entire culture decided overnight it's ok to hate Russian people now, we want our users to be able to join in that hatred together. That's why we're proud to add this cool new 'drone strike' button!"

Clicking on the "call in drone strike" button will immediately signal one of Facebook's 10,000 brand-new predator drones to track down and blow up the Russian of your choice. Users with successful kills will receive a special edition Ukraine flag icon to display on their profile.

Facebook has said they will keep the changes in place until the next international hysteria gives everyone a new group of people to hate.
14705   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 12, 10:00am  

Ceffer says


still true.

I can imagine election debates for the 2024 election, with media denouncing Russia and point blank asking candidates if they support neocon shit, those who don't will be ostracized by our faggot media and called Putin apologists or some synonymous shit. I'm looking forward to people who are willing to stand up to the swamp, but being realistic there will be none of those. Courage been replaced by submissive cowardice long ago.
14709   Ceffer   2022 Mar 12, 4:40pm  

The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:
14715   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 12, 7:16pm  

Ceffer says
The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:


Top advisor is an exaggeration, but he did speak at a WEF conference.

Technocratic Oligarchy, the Tower of Babel, our enemy.

Harari is SOS of course. Gay, Vegan, Transhumanist, Secular non-believing "Jew" (culture only, not God-fearing).
14718   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 12, 7:28pm  

Patrick says






That’s Starbucks, Disney, Google, Apple. All stopped selling in Russia as if people can’t live without their products. When I read news, I laughed so hard. Cancel culture companies think so highly of themselves.
14719   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 7:37pm  

@Fortwaynemobile You might enjoy this based Russian priest about all the ban of western stuff in Russia:

https://patrick.net/post/1343978?40#comment-1826547
14721   HeadSet   2022 Mar 12, 7:43pm  

Patrick says

Definitely some Mongol in that Russian Defense Ministers eyes.
14722   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 7:46pm  



There is quite an amazing array of evil supporting the Ukrainian government at the moment.

That in itself should be a loud warning bell that something is wrong.
14723   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 12, 7:50pm  

Notice Baphomet has Breasts AND a Dick.

Just like the Trannies now in our Armed Forces and... senior positions in the Federal Health.
14724   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 12, 8:44pm  

AmericanKulak says
Notice Baphomet has Breasts AND a Dick.

Just like the Trannies now in our Armed Forces and... senior positions in the Federal Health.


Or bill gates…
14725   BayArea   2022 Mar 12, 9:49pm  

Patrick says






Comments like this show you how out of touch our politicians are.
14727   Ceffer   2022 Mar 12, 11:51pm  

Wouldn't a green, hysterical tranny energy minister solve this problem right away?
https://t.me/greatreject/32169?source=patrick.net
14730   Ceffer   2022 Mar 12, 11:58pm  

I'm sure they already have some shady corporate strategy to offload the blame and the liability.
14732   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 13, 8:23am  

Patrick says


I think Tina has Ben doing some of the detail doodling for her. Her style was not as refined when her and ben first started posting her work.
Either that, or she's really trying hard to copy Ben's style.
14733   zzyzzx   2022 Mar 13, 8:46am  

Ceffer says
Wouldn't a green, hysterical tranny energy minister solve this problem right away?
https://t.me/greatreject/32169?source=patrick.net


It normally could possibly take years to restart any nuclear plants that they happen to still have, so that it why they are restarting coal plants. it's because they need them right now.

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