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https://babylonbee.com/news/waldo-much-easier-to-find-after-becoming-woke?source=patrick.net

SOMERVILLE, MA—Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally, as xe's called in the U.K.—a fresh and more socially conscious look. Unfortunately, many readers are finding this new "woke" Waldo much too easy to find.

"We wanted to show our support for the 'defund the police' movement, so we gave xim a bright yellow sign," said Handford. "We also gave xim a striped pride shirt, pink hair, facial piercings, a face contorted in perpetual rage, and an obnoxiously shaking fist. We feel this is just the update our modern audiences need right now."

Children flipping through the book often find Waldo within two or three seconds, as Waldo puts a lot of time and energy into making sure xe is the center of attention everywhere he goes. Whether xe's at an Extinction Rebellion rally or a Black Lives Matter riot, xe will demand your attention on every page and scream obscenities at you if you don't notice xim.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-restaurants-now-require-proof-of-ukraine-support?source=patrick.net

U.S.—As the war between Russia and Ukraine rages on, restaurants across the country are now requiring proof of Ukraine support in order to eat in their restaurants. Patrons are being asked to produce a photo ID and open up their social media profiles to prove they have been adequately supporting Ukraine by posting flags and sharing the latest wartime propaganda.

"We need to support Ukraine as it is the latest thing we are supposed to support," said the manager of one NYC cafe. "If you aren't adequately supporting the thing that everyone says we are supposed to be supporting at this time, you don't deserve to eat in my store!"

When asked about whether he would still require vaccine cards due to the pandemic, he stared blankly and said: "The what? I'm not sure what you're talking about."

Patrons who don't have adequate evidence of Ukraine support will then have to show adequate evidence of Russia hatred before entering.

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-call-in-drone-strike-button-you-can-click-on-all-russian-profiles?source=patrick.net

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook made waves this week after announcing they would temporarily be lifting their ban on calls to violence as long as the violence is directed towards Russians. Now in an exciting new update, Facebook will allow users to directly commit actual violence against Russian people with a new "call in drone strike" button.

"As leaders in the tech industry, it's very important to use our vast and terrifying power to connect people, disseminate trustworthy information, and sometimes kill people we think need to be killed," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg. "Since our entire culture decided overnight it's ok to hate Russian people now, we want our users to be able to join in that hatred together. That's why we're proud to add this cool new 'drone strike' button!"

Clicking on the "call in drone strike" button will immediately signal one of Facebook's 10,000 brand-new predator drones to track down and blow up the Russian of your choice. Users with successful kills will receive a special edition Ukraine flag icon to display on their profile.

Facebook has said they will keep the changes in place until the next international hysteria gives everyone a new group of people to hate.

Ceffer says

still true.

I can imagine election debates for the 2024 election, with media denouncing Russia and point blank asking candidates if they support neocon shit, those who don't will be ostracized by our faggot media and called Putin apologists or some synonymous shit. I'm looking forward to people who are willing to stand up to the swamp, but being realistic there will be none of those. Courage been replaced by submissive cowardice long ago.

The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/45986?source=patrick.net

Ceffer says

The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:

Top advisor is an exaggeration, but he did speak at a WEF conference.

Technocratic Oligarchy, the Tower of Babel, our enemy.

Harari is SOS of course. Gay, Vegan, Transhumanist, Secular non-believing "Jew" (culture only, not God-fearing).

Patrick says

That’s Starbucks, Disney, Google, Apple. All stopped selling in Russia as if people can’t live without their products. When I read news, I laughed so hard. Cancel culture companies think so highly of themselves.

@Fortwaynemobile You might enjoy this based Russian priest about all the ban of western stuff in Russia:

https://patrick.net/post/1343978?40#comment-1826547

Patrick says

Definitely some Mongol in that Russian Defense Ministers eyes.

There is quite an amazing array of evil supporting the Ukrainian government at the moment.

That in itself should be a loud warning bell that something is wrong.

Notice Baphomet has Breasts AND a Dick.

Just like the Trannies now in our Armed Forces and... senior positions in the Federal Health.

AmericanKulak says

Notice Baphomet has Breasts AND a Dick.

Just like the Trannies now in our Armed Forces and... senior positions in the Federal Health.

Or bill gates…

Patrick says

Comments like this show you how out of touch our politicians are.

Wouldn't a green, hysterical tranny energy minister solve this problem right away?
https://t.me/greatreject/32169?source=patrick.net

Go, Guardian!


https://off-guardian.org/2015/03/05/the-guardians-latest-attempts-at-pr-for-the-ukraine-nazis/

I'm sure they already have some shady corporate strategy to offload the blame and the liability.

Patrick says

I think Tina has Ben doing some of the detail doodling for her. Her style was not as refined when her and ben first started posting her work.
Either that, or she's really trying hard to copy Ben's style.

Ceffer says

Wouldn't a green, hysterical tranny energy minister solve this problem right away?
https://t.me/greatreject/32169?source=patrick.net

It normally could possibly take years to restart any nuclear plants that they happen to still have, so that it why they are restarting coal plants. it's because they need them right now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UM2IkfB0o&source=patrick.net

Daft Durham Hopium, or, the pending Wave of Doom for the DC treasonistas?:

" Durham Report:

Trump’s heard there’s a lot coming from the wide-ranging investigation led by Special Counsel John Durham, who is probing the origins of the FBI’s investigation into Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. “We’re gonna see what happens. But what he’s doing is one of the most important jobs being done right now in America.”
The report will connect everything: Five Eyes headed by Obama, Soros, Deep State MI5-6 , Israeli Mossad, Australia Corrupt Military Intel, Italian corruption, UN, NATO.
The full circle of connections of Big Tech. China CCP, Big Pharma, Deep State, MSM, HRC
The full circle of Durham Probe leads to Treason, Election Fraud, Foreign Occupation of US Territory, Occupation of the Three Branches of Government.
The probe will lead directly to who created the virus: Obama, Fauci, NIAID, NIH, CDC, Rockefellers
Now you understand why the Cabal was trying so hard to create a World War, confusion, disruption, distraction.
The Deep State still has mass control over the MSM and several weather weapons to create chaos and blame climate change (climate change will bring in a new World Order Agenda connected to controlling travel, bank accounts, microchips, 5g tracking passes.
Fortunately the White Hats have had a plan in place since 1999 with a grown 32 nation Alliance.
Keep the Faith Patriots, Anons, Freedom Fighters. You were inside the Storm of the Century to exposure of the world Cabal who have been creating wars for thousands of years and running tyrannical governments that enslave humans to no end and tax them for everything they accomplish and don’t accomplish till death.
The END is near of the Great AWAKENING battle, but the hardest part of the war is looming: a Near Death Civilization Event.
Buckled up. It is going to really bad for awhile longer: Riots, Food, goods shortages, Gas inflation, World Market crash, continuing Military unrest, major Military movements and occupation in major countries due to civil unrest.
A Financial Crash that will affect the sleeping sheep society to open their eyes to world & government corruption.
Society finally rises in mass forces, the Military steps in worldwide.
The Fall of the Cabal: Many good things are already happening. Many Events are in place to awaken the world.
Europe is protesting by the hundreds of thousands and millions every week AGAINST mandates and forced oppression/ fighting for freedom of speech and freedom of choice.
Canada Freedom Convoys that will lead to U.S. Freedom Convoys that are leading to European Freedom Convoys (start point: Finland).
Durham, Durham, Durham."

Where is our old pal Gary, the reviled conspiracy theorist of Patnet from years ago, when we need him?

Gary needs to be draped with the Patnet "I Told You So" distinguished medal of valor (for withstanding abuse while being mostly right). Photoshopped crooked arms, anyone?