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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,115,109 views  42,079 comments

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14688   Kepi   2022 Mar 11, 12:53pm  

Ceffer says
I think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.


Okay, just curious. What do you think you would lose if, like I do, you were drinking a beer and giving the wife advise on how to clean out rain gutters?

So far I am intact. Maybe I am just a lucky man.
14689   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 12:54pm  

LOL! More doses of gratuitous paranoia for the paranoia addicted:
Hey, where is the US military in all this?
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/45570?source=patrick.net

"Trust me, they know exactly what’s going on. We have the best Intelligence on the planet. But given their overall neutrality in this matter, I am led to believe the deep state doesn’t control the US military. Therefore Biden doesn’t control the military.

I don’t think Biden ever held the keys. AKA “devolution”. (Shout out x22) Because if he did, and Russia was about to move in and find all the biological weapons he and his deep state buddies are making at these black site laboratories, you better believe Biden would be sending the military in to protect his assets. But instead, Biden told Ukraine they were on their own, against RUSSIA 😂 and offered to send jets to Poland for them to use, but wouldn’t fly our own jets over there.

Does Biden have any military control whatsoever? Or is Biden under military control? Because you KNOW the US MIL are absolutely livid. Outsourced labs using DoD funding, given by corrupt politicians, paid contractors to create bioweapons. CONTRACTORS. Not the US Military.

You know who’s the most pissed? The US MIL. Because these nefarious deep state activities not only killed countless civilians worldwide, but now both CHINA AND RUSSIA, the 2 next most powerful nuclear and military capabilities ON THE PLANET, are accusing us of creating bioweapons, pushed us to WW3 via C19, and potential nuclear fallout…

I bet the US MIL are staying neutral, because they want Russia to find and expose the truth. If we did it ourselves, it would be considered a “military coup”, the media would spin us into a civil war and mass uprising. But with Russia conducting the operation and presenting the information to the UN, US MIL can step in, say they had no idea this was going on with their funding, and agree to hold everyone accountable who is responsible. A la, INTERNATIONAL MILITARY TRIBUNALS.

For breaching the International Biological Weapons Treaty of 1975. They will also discover that C19 was created by US NIH funding and the establishment are responsible for releasing it, as well as breaching the Nuremberg Code for their human experimentation with the vaccines.

The consequences of these crimes are INTERNATIONAL military tribunals! After Nuremberg, the tribunals were held by the 4 allied nations, USA, UK, Soviet Union, and France; each of which supplied a military judge and a prosecution team to prosecute 24 nazis post WW2.

IF RUSSIA BRINGS ADEQUATE EVIDENCE FORWARD OF BIOWEAPON PRODUCTION IN UKRAINE, WE WILL HAVE INTERNATIONAL TRIBUNALS!

“Military is the only way”. Didn’t specify WHICH military… what if its many nation’s militaries? And the tribunals could very well NOT include our military, since factions within our country are responsible for the crimes.

It seems to me, this is the only way for mass acceptance. A united council, of militaries around the world, prosecuting the deep state actors TOGETHER, in solidarity. Just like we did in the old days.

The media and the sheep couldn’t deny or spin that. Mass acceptance. "

"C'mon, Poland, start WWIII for us USA Neocons. We can't do it any more. CURSES!"
14690   Patrick   2022 Mar 11, 12:57pm  

Kepi says
Ceffer says
I think if I tried to tell my wife to mow the lawn, my danglies would be history.


Okay, just curious. What do you think you would lose if, like I do, you were drinking a beer and giving the wife advise on how to clean out rain gutters?

So far I am intact. Maybe I am just a lucky man.


I feel lucky too. Wife and I have a lot of mutual respect and neither orders the other around, not even in the subtle ways like most women tend to do it. We both want things to work well, and so they work well.
14691   ChauvinsKnee   2022 Mar 11, 12:59pm  

Ceffer says
Those failing, faltering defeated Russians are causing a little tizzy for Davos. Are they waiting for the glorious Ukrainian Nazis to protect them?:

https://t.me/greatreject/32108?source=patrick.net


It's because US Army is storming server rooms there as we speak to finally seize the secret election servers and release the Kraken.
14692   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 1:03pm  

Deep State logic. They aren't that predictable, are they?
14693   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 1:06pm  

A spot of embarrassment, there, old boy. The glorious Nazi defenders of Ukraine are forcing the Russians to LIE before the UN, the sacred ground of WORLD TRUTH!
https://t.me/The_Library_II/72568?source=patrick.net
14694   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 1:08pm  

"Now, Nancy will bring in the famous dancing, urinating Russian Hooker Rockettes!"
https://t.me/The_Library_II/72570?source=patrick.net
14695   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 1:09pm  

Trump cracks me up.
14697   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 11, 6:29pm  

Ceffer says
"Trust me, they know exactly what’s going on. We have the best Intelligence on the planet. But given their overall neutrality in this matter, I am led to believe the deep state doesn’t control the US military. Therefore Biden doesn’t control the military.


If that was the case, there wouldn't be an assortment of Tranny Crossdressers in the US Military.

Unthinkable just 10 years ago. Now utterly normalized.

"OMG, guise, like , there is no culture war. Just like stop it okay."
14698   Ceffer   2022 Mar 11, 6:55pm  

Gotta luv those Klaus Barbie Schwab type Globalist planners. Of course, the age restrictions don't apply to them. Line up those Chinese harvested organs!
14700   Ceffer   2022 Mar 12, 1:28am  

Methinks they weren't side effects, they were features:
14702   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 9:12am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/waldo-much-easier-to-find-after-becoming-woke?source=patrick.net




SOMERVILLE, MA—Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally, as xe's called in the U.K.—a fresh and more socially conscious look. Unfortunately, many readers are finding this new "woke" Waldo much too easy to find.

"We wanted to show our support for the 'defund the police' movement, so we gave xim a bright yellow sign," said Handford. "We also gave xim a striped pride shirt, pink hair, facial piercings, a face contorted in perpetual rage, and an obnoxiously shaking fist. We feel this is just the update our modern audiences need right now."

Children flipping through the book often find Waldo within two or three seconds, as Waldo puts a lot of time and energy into making sure xe is the center of attention everywhere he goes. Whether xe's at an Extinction Rebellion rally or a Black Lives Matter riot, xe will demand your attention on every page and scream obscenities at you if you don't notice xim.
14703   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 9:14am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-restaurants-now-require-proof-of-ukraine-support?source=patrick.net





U.S.—As the war between Russia and Ukraine rages on, restaurants across the country are now requiring proof of Ukraine support in order to eat in their restaurants. Patrons are being asked to produce a photo ID and open up their social media profiles to prove they have been adequately supporting Ukraine by posting flags and sharing the latest wartime propaganda.

"We need to support Ukraine as it is the latest thing we are supposed to support," said the manager of one NYC cafe. "If you aren't adequately supporting the thing that everyone says we are supposed to be supporting at this time, you don't deserve to eat in my store!"

When asked about whether he would still require vaccine cards due to the pandemic, he stared blankly and said: "The what? I'm not sure what you're talking about."

Patrons who don't have adequate evidence of Ukraine support will then have to show adequate evidence of Russia hatred before entering.
14704   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 9:17am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-call-in-drone-strike-button-you-can-click-on-all-russian-profiles?source=patrick.net





MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook made waves this week after announcing they would temporarily be lifting their ban on calls to violence as long as the violence is directed towards Russians. Now in an exciting new update, Facebook will allow users to directly commit actual violence against Russian people with a new "call in drone strike" button.

"As leaders in the tech industry, it's very important to use our vast and terrifying power to connect people, disseminate trustworthy information, and sometimes kill people we think need to be killed," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg. "Since our entire culture decided overnight it's ok to hate Russian people now, we want our users to be able to join in that hatred together. That's why we're proud to add this cool new 'drone strike' button!"

Clicking on the "call in drone strike" button will immediately signal one of Facebook's 10,000 brand-new predator drones to track down and blow up the Russian of your choice. Users with successful kills will receive a special edition Ukraine flag icon to display on their profile.

Facebook has said they will keep the changes in place until the next international hysteria gives everyone a new group of people to hate.
14705   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 12, 10:00am  

Ceffer says


still true.

I can imagine election debates for the 2024 election, with media denouncing Russia and point blank asking candidates if they support neocon shit, those who don't will be ostracized by our faggot media and called Putin apologists or some synonymous shit. I'm looking forward to people who are willing to stand up to the swamp, but being realistic there will be none of those. Courage been replaced by submissive cowardice long ago.
14709   Ceffer   2022 Mar 12, 4:40pm  

The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:
14715   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 12, 7:16pm  

Ceffer says
The perverted sci fi fantasy of overlord grandiosity stated plainly:


Top advisor is an exaggeration, but he did speak at a WEF conference.

Technocratic Oligarchy, the Tower of Babel, our enemy.

Harari is SOS of course. Gay, Vegan, Transhumanist, Secular non-believing "Jew" (culture only, not God-fearing).
14718   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 12, 7:28pm  

Patrick says






That’s Starbucks, Disney, Google, Apple. All stopped selling in Russia as if people can’t live without their products. When I read news, I laughed so hard. Cancel culture companies think so highly of themselves.
14719   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 7:37pm  

@Fortwaynemobile You might enjoy this based Russian priest about all the ban of western stuff in Russia:

https://patrick.net/post/1343978?40#comment-1826547
14721   HeadSet   2022 Mar 12, 7:43pm  

Patrick says

Definitely some Mongol in that Russian Defense Ministers eyes.
14722   Patrick   2022 Mar 12, 7:46pm  



There is quite an amazing array of evil supporting the Ukrainian government at the moment.

That in itself should be a loud warning bell that something is wrong.
14723   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 12, 7:50pm  

Notice Baphomet has Breasts AND a Dick.

Just like the Trannies now in our Armed Forces and... senior positions in the Federal Health.
14724   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 12, 8:44pm  

AmericanKulak says
Notice Baphomet has Breasts AND a Dick.

Just like the Trannies now in our Armed Forces and... senior positions in the Federal Health.


Or bill gates…
14725   BayArea   2022 Mar 12, 9:49pm  

Patrick says






Comments like this show you how out of touch our politicians are.

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