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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,116,563 views  42,079 comments

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14737   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 12:41pm  

Daft Durham Hopium, or, the pending Wave of Doom for the DC treasonistas?:

" Durham Report:

Trump’s heard there’s a lot coming from the wide-ranging investigation led by Special Counsel John Durham, who is probing the origins of the FBI’s investigation into Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. “We’re gonna see what happens. But what he’s doing is one of the most important jobs being done right now in America.”
The report will connect everything: Five Eyes headed by Obama, Soros, Deep State MI5-6 , Israeli Mossad, Australia Corrupt Military Intel, Italian corruption, UN, NATO.
The full circle of connections of Big Tech. China CCP, Big Pharma, Deep State, MSM, HRC
The full circle of Durham Probe leads to Treason, Election Fraud, Foreign Occupation of US Territory, Occupation of the Three Branches of Government.
The probe will lead directly to who created the virus: Obama, Fauci, NIAID, NIH, CDC, Rockefellers
Now you understand why the Cabal was trying so hard to create a World War, confusion, disruption, distraction.
The Deep State still has mass control over the MSM and several weather weapons to create chaos and blame climate change (climate change will bring in a new World Order Agenda connected to controlling travel, bank accounts, microchips, 5g tracking passes.
Fortunately the White Hats have had a plan in place since 1999 with a grown 32 nation Alliance.
Keep the Faith Patriots, Anons, Freedom Fighters. You were inside the Storm of the Century to exposure of the world Cabal who have been creating wars for thousands of years and running tyrannical governments that enslave humans to no end and tax them for everything they accomplish and don’t accomplish till death.
The END is near of the Great AWAKENING battle, but the hardest part of the war is looming: a Near Death Civilization Event.
Buckled up. It is going to really bad for awhile longer: Riots, Food, goods shortages, Gas inflation, World Market crash, continuing Military unrest, major Military movements and occupation in major countries due to civil unrest.
A Financial Crash that will affect the sleeping sheep society to open their eyes to world & government corruption.
Society finally rises in mass forces, the Military steps in worldwide.
The Fall of the Cabal: Many good things are already happening. Many Events are in place to awaken the world.
Europe is protesting by the hundreds of thousands and millions every week AGAINST mandates and forced oppression/ fighting for freedom of speech and freedom of choice.
Canada Freedom Convoys that will lead to U.S. Freedom Convoys that are leading to European Freedom Convoys (start point: Finland).
Durham, Durham, Durham."
14739   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 12:47pm  

Where is our old pal Gary, the reviled conspiracy theorist of Patnet from years ago, when we need him?

Gary needs to be draped with the Patnet "I Told You So" distinguished medal of valor (for withstanding abuse while being mostly right). Photoshopped crooked arms, anyone?
14745   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 13, 1:01pm  

Patrick says


I can't believe it was my Generation that invoked the Sissification of raising kids.

Or perhaps I shouldn't be so surprised, a lot of my generation were already well on their way to being proto-Millennials.
I was always drawn to social circles with people 5 to 10 years older than me. GenX'ers started the Break dancing and thought Parachute pants were cool.
I always thought that crowd was Off.
14749   Bd6r   2022 Mar 13, 6:15pm  

I just said “gay” while walking down the street in Florida and was nearly killed by a drone strike from Ron DeSantis. I’m literally crying and throwing up everywhere.
14750   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:17pm  

Of course, that means that the US is poised to launch chemical weapons and blame it on Russia. How 9/11 of them. All you need is your 180 degree interpreter for our Liars in Chief.
14752   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:22pm  

"If you change your mind about your Nazis, you can abandon your Nazis." That is, if you can avoid their gun fire as you are running away.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/56215?source=patrick.net
14754   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:26pm  

Yeah, what's Joe going to do? Send the military after them LOL! Biden's shaping up to the most ignored sociopathic fool leader in history.
14755   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:51pm  

BRING ON THE GULAGS! LOL! Nazi Patriot Act and the Department of Non-Homeland Security (actually, department of Domestic Persecutions and Extra Judicial Internments).'

"Mayorkas Releases New Rules on Extremism – DHS Will Target Anyone Who Believes Election Was Stolen or Who Challenged Fauci’s Everchanging COVID Narrative"
"By Jim Hoft
Published March 13, 2022

In Joe Biden’s first year in office over 2 million illegal aliens from dozens of countries walked into the United States across the southern border.

The numbers this year look even greater.

Joe Biden and DHS Secretary Mayorkas immediately opened up the US southern border after they came into office.

Biden also set another record. Only 59,011 illegals were deported his first year in office. This was the lowest number since 1995.

TRENDING: Mayorkas Releases New Rules on Extremism - DHS Will Target Anyone Who Believes Election Was Stolen or Who Challenged Fauci's Everchanging COVID Narrative

It should be obvious by now that Biden intends to destroy the US before he leaves office."
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=195172&source=patrick.net
14756   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 13, 10:23pm  

Ames Research Center - FBI - Doctor Ivins

Where did the 2001 Anthrax Attacks come from? Weaponized Anthrax... linked to Ames Iowa Research Center. Killed 5 people. And "Bentonite Clay found only in Iraq (sic, in fact, sic balls)"
14757   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 10:35pm  

Yup, the ole Bush/Cheney playbook of creating terrorism with a false flag anthrax attack with Ivins the eventual patsy, because the anthrax proved eventually to be domestic. They found the origins of the anthrax signature were all from US labs, so all of the research documentation about the provenance of the anthrax used mysteriously completely disappeared.

I remember reading in the New Yorker about research done on spreading weaponized anthrax, with experiments done using fine particulates to emulate the anthrax. They determined it couldn't be reliably used with weather/wind spread due to the unpredictability of winds and nature. The only thing that has ever kept them from using these things is that if they don't have a reliable and quick acting antidote for the perpetrators, families AND their apparatchiks, they can't really use them the way they would like.

One of the pilots who has a NDA about spreading chemtrails says he reassures himself that they must be OK, because the elites would be affected also by the stuff he is dumping and they wouldn't place themselves or their families in that kind of danger, hang the rest of the populace.
14759   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 1:51am  

LOL! Satanic pedo wine.
14766   richwicks   2022 Mar 14, 11:24am  

Eric Holder says


Pfft, as if China doesn't have literal slave labor and has a long respect for human rights - or like the United States does..
14767   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 14, 11:29am  

richwicks says
Eric Holder says


Pfft, as if China doesn't have literal slave labor and has a long respect for human rights - or like the United States does..


Yes, it tells a lot when even China with literally slave labor and no respect for human rights is reluctant to openly embrace the fuckers.
14768   richwicks   2022 Mar 14, 11:43am  

Eric Holder says
Yes, it tells a lot when even China with literally slave labor and no respect for human rights is reluctant to openly embrace the fuckers.


It's just a cartoon. All this pretend concern over "innocent human lives" - it's just bullshit. None of the people making this propaganda give a damned.

George W. Bush and his administration and the ENTIRE mainstream media colluded to work together to kill between 100,000 and 1,000,000 Iraqis, and we don't even know the reasons they did this.

Obama brought back slavery markets to Libya and left it in civil war. He completely lied about why - he claimed he bombed it to "prevent a humanitarian crisis".

Here's the estimates on the wars in Somalia and Ukraine - IF you can trust the source:



The reason the "standard changes" is that all these virtue signalling assholes, have fucking ZERO principles at all. They couldn't give -1 fucks how many people are being killed, innocent or not.

The US does this ALL THE TIME. Nobody cares, there's no accountability. Our country is DRENCHED in blood, don't see any of the twats on twitter crying their crocodile tears over it. Just the fucking fakeness and hypocrisy. So tired of it.

"Oh clutch my pearls, those poor poor people in Ukraine" screams every fucking twat, after the US just spent 20 years bombing 7 nations which 99.9% of the population can't even fucking identify. A TINY minority actually care, maybe. I don't even care at this point, but I once cared to know who the fucking the assholes in our government was busy killing and I even cared enough to try to find out why. Still no idea though why they were bombing Sudan - probably oil is part of it.
14769   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 14, 11:45am  

I wonder what Steroid medication Putin is taking? Funny how the media isn't talking about his Moon face, people usually get from taking Steroids for medical treatment.
14770   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 11:46am  

I guess Swiss Octagon shifted their emphasis from 'suitcase nukes' placed for extortion in all the major cities of the world to genocide/democide through bioterror. The military found ways to detect and seize the suitcase nukes. One was found fairly recently in Australia, but was no longer functional due to the electronics being aged. Bioweapons are the new suitcase nukes.
14772   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 14, 11:51am  

Ceffer says
I guess Swiss Octagon shifted their emphasis from 'suitcase nukes' placed for extortion in all the major cities of the world to genocide/democide through bioterror. The military found ways to detect and seize the suitcase nukes. One was found fairly recently in Australia, but was no longer functional due to the electronics being aged. Bioweapons are the new suitcase nukes.


Randomly inserting word "weapon" here and there doesn't mean jack shit. Where is the proof of anything being weaponized?
14773   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 11:55am  

I don't do research for people on demand, any more than I show holy cards to the blind.

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