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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,116,733 views  42,079 comments

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14749   Bd6r   2022 Mar 13, 6:15pm  

I just said “gay” while walking down the street in Florida and was nearly killed by a drone strike from Ron DeSantis. I’m literally crying and throwing up everywhere.
14750   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:17pm  

Of course, that means that the US is poised to launch chemical weapons and blame it on Russia. How 9/11 of them. All you need is your 180 degree interpreter for our Liars in Chief.
14752   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:22pm  

"If you change your mind about your Nazis, you can abandon your Nazis." That is, if you can avoid their gun fire as you are running away.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/56215?source=patrick.net
14754   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:26pm  

Yeah, what's Joe going to do? Send the military after them LOL! Biden's shaping up to the most ignored sociopathic fool leader in history.
14755   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 7:51pm  

BRING ON THE GULAGS! LOL! Nazi Patriot Act and the Department of Non-Homeland Security (actually, department of Domestic Persecutions and Extra Judicial Internments).'

"Mayorkas Releases New Rules on Extremism – DHS Will Target Anyone Who Believes Election Was Stolen or Who Challenged Fauci’s Everchanging COVID Narrative"
"By Jim Hoft
Published March 13, 2022

In Joe Biden’s first year in office over 2 million illegal aliens from dozens of countries walked into the United States across the southern border.

The numbers this year look even greater.

Joe Biden and DHS Secretary Mayorkas immediately opened up the US southern border after they came into office.

Biden also set another record. Only 59,011 illegals were deported his first year in office. This was the lowest number since 1995.

TRENDING: Mayorkas Releases New Rules on Extremism - DHS Will Target Anyone Who Believes Election Was Stolen or Who Challenged Fauci's Everchanging COVID Narrative

It should be obvious by now that Biden intends to destroy the US before he leaves office."
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=195172&source=patrick.net
14756   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 13, 10:23pm  

Ames Research Center - FBI - Doctor Ivins

Where did the 2001 Anthrax Attacks come from? Weaponized Anthrax... linked to Ames Iowa Research Center. Killed 5 people. And "Bentonite Clay found only in Iraq (sic, in fact, sic balls)"
14757   Ceffer   2022 Mar 13, 10:35pm  

Yup, the ole Bush/Cheney playbook of creating terrorism with a false flag anthrax attack with Ivins the eventual patsy, because the anthrax proved eventually to be domestic. They found the origins of the anthrax signature were all from US labs, so all of the research documentation about the provenance of the anthrax used mysteriously completely disappeared.

I remember reading in the New Yorker about research done on spreading weaponized anthrax, with experiments done using fine particulates to emulate the anthrax. They determined it couldn't be reliably used with weather/wind spread due to the unpredictability of winds and nature. The only thing that has ever kept them from using these things is that if they don't have a reliable and quick acting antidote for the perpetrators, families AND their apparatchiks, they can't really use them the way they would like.

One of the pilots who has a NDA about spreading chemtrails says he reassures himself that they must be OK, because the elites would be affected also by the stuff he is dumping and they wouldn't place themselves or their families in that kind of danger, hang the rest of the populace.
14759   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 1:51am  

LOL! Satanic pedo wine.
14766   richwicks   2022 Mar 14, 11:24am  

Eric Holder says


Pfft, as if China doesn't have literal slave labor and has a long respect for human rights - or like the United States does..
14767   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 14, 11:29am  

richwicks says
Eric Holder says


Pfft, as if China doesn't have literal slave labor and has a long respect for human rights - or like the United States does..


Yes, it tells a lot when even China with literally slave labor and no respect for human rights is reluctant to openly embrace the fuckers.
14768   richwicks   2022 Mar 14, 11:43am  

Eric Holder says
Yes, it tells a lot when even China with literally slave labor and no respect for human rights is reluctant to openly embrace the fuckers.


It's just a cartoon. All this pretend concern over "innocent human lives" - it's just bullshit. None of the people making this propaganda give a damned.

George W. Bush and his administration and the ENTIRE mainstream media colluded to work together to kill between 100,000 and 1,000,000 Iraqis, and we don't even know the reasons they did this.

Obama brought back slavery markets to Libya and left it in civil war. He completely lied about why - he claimed he bombed it to "prevent a humanitarian crisis".

Here's the estimates on the wars in Somalia and Ukraine - IF you can trust the source:



The reason the "standard changes" is that all these virtue signalling assholes, have fucking ZERO principles at all. They couldn't give -1 fucks how many people are being killed, innocent or not.

The US does this ALL THE TIME. Nobody cares, there's no accountability. Our country is DRENCHED in blood, don't see any of the twats on twitter crying their crocodile tears over it. Just the fucking fakeness and hypocrisy. So tired of it.

"Oh clutch my pearls, those poor poor people in Ukraine" screams every fucking twat, after the US just spent 20 years bombing 7 nations which 99.9% of the population can't even fucking identify. A TINY minority actually care, maybe. I don't even care at this point, but I once cared to know who the fucking the assholes in our government was busy killing and I even cared enough to try to find out why. Still no idea though why they were bombing Sudan - probably oil is part of it.
14769   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 14, 11:45am  

I wonder what Steroid medication Putin is taking? Funny how the media isn't talking about his Moon face, people usually get from taking Steroids for medical treatment.
14770   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 11:46am  

I guess Swiss Octagon shifted their emphasis from 'suitcase nukes' placed for extortion in all the major cities of the world to genocide/democide through bioterror. The military found ways to detect and seize the suitcase nukes. One was found fairly recently in Australia, but was no longer functional due to the electronics being aged. Bioweapons are the new suitcase nukes.
14772   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 14, 11:51am  

Ceffer says
I guess Swiss Octagon shifted their emphasis from 'suitcase nukes' placed for extortion in all the major cities of the world to genocide/democide through bioterror. The military found ways to detect and seize the suitcase nukes. One was found fairly recently in Australia, but was no longer functional due to the electronics being aged. Bioweapons are the new suitcase nukes.


Randomly inserting word "weapon" here and there doesn't mean jack shit. Where is the proof of anything being weaponized?
14773   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 11:55am  

I don't do research for people on demand, any more than I show holy cards to the blind.
14774   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 14, 11:58am  

Ceffer says
I don't do research for people on demand, any more than I show holy cards to the blind.


You don't need to do any research: the ones who make the accusations should provide the proof. It should be readily available. Where is it?
14775   richwicks   2022 Mar 14, 12:16pm  

Eric Holder says
Randomly inserting word "weapon" here and there doesn't mean jack shit. Where is the proof of anything being weaponized?


Oh come on, you're not this naive.

We just went through a bullshit pandemic for 2 fucking years that SUPPOSEDLY came from a "wet market" in Wuhan, which was LITERALLY blocks away from a BSL4 lab that the US was funding in Wuhan under SOME direction of Dr. Fauci.

If it's a biochemical lab being funded by the United States government, you can bet you life its a weapons lab. Remember the Anthrax scare of 2001? That was from a US WEAPONS lab.

Anthrax is great, because you just infect a bunch of soldiers from the air, they get it, and die, and they don't pass it on to the wider population. They can't spread the Anthrax, the genius is that the Anthrax is carefully contained in a dust protected from UV and air and so on, until it enters the human body, then kills the person that inhaled it in about 24 hours. It's totally fucking against all the treaties, but the US never follows treaties. Shit, probably nobody does, but I know the US sure as hell doesn't.
14780   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 1:07pm  

Is this Chicago?
14781   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 1:13pm  

Q infiltrates Antarctica with its dire screed:
14786   zzyzzx   2022 Mar 14, 2:03pm  

Ceffer says
Is this Chicago?


Clearly!
14787   charlie303   2022 Mar 14, 2:15pm  

Ceffer says
Q infiltrates Antarctica with its dire screed:


These guys need to stop jerking around in the snow and act before WW3 starts.

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14788   stereotomy   2022 Mar 14, 2:32pm  

Ceffer says
And the beat goes on:
https://t.me/drue86/17017?source=patrick.net


Hey diddle diddle, the cat with the fiddle,
Can the cow jump over the moon?

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