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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,117,583 views  42,079 comments

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14798   ForcedTQ   2022 Mar 14, 5:40pm  

Eric Holder says



That was reportedly hit by missle strikes the second or third day of the incursion. Do they have multiple Anotov transport planes? The bunker cover looked pretty destroyed?
14799   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 5:45pm  

Insult to injury: highest gas prices and escape pod vehicles five times the national average. Wanna leave, useless California Eater? It's gonna cost you! May as well stay, take your vaccines and boosters, and have a heart attack or stroke in the sunlight.
https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/2360?source=patrick.net
14800   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 5:50pm  

Russians decline to send rockets to take out Kamala, because: "She is doing so much more damage to our enemies remaining alive and in office."
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11293?source=patrick.net
14803   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 14, 7:33pm  

Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
14805   Patrick   2022 Mar 15, 12:32am  




For the grocery stores.
14814   Patrick   2022 Mar 15, 2:00am  

"Why do right wingers fall for Russian propaganda so easily?"
Russia isn't telling me to believe a man can be a woman.
14822   Ceffer   2022 Mar 15, 12:48pm  

'This Covid is taking a terrible toll. Michael isn't able to ass fuck me even with a double dose of viagra.'
14823   Ceffer   2022 Mar 15, 12:51pm  

"Hey Putin, we're sending you a bill!" Isn't MSM brainwashing a lovely phenomenon. You can throw the blame magnet wherever you please and these idiots follow it like lemmings.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/33651?source=patrick.net

14824   Ceffer   2022 Mar 15, 1:03pm  

Thank God those bioweapons don't exist. Putin is going to look pretty stupid unleashing something that isn't there.
14825   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 15, 1:46pm  

Ceffer says
Thank God those bioweapons don't exist. Putin is going to look pretty stupid unleashing something that isn't there.


Now what I say?
https://patrick.net/post/1344147/2022-03-15-why-are-there-still-soviet-era-pathogen
14826   BayArea   2022 Mar 15, 5:55pm  

Ceffer says
'This Covid is taking a terrible toll. Michael isn't able to ass fuck me even with a double dose of viagra.'


Hehe
14828   Onvacation   2022 Mar 15, 5:56pm  

The puppets are malfunctioning

original link
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14829   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 15, 6:35pm  

Gerontocracy has is downsides.
14832   Patrick   2022 Mar 15, 8:19pm  

https://odysee.com/@mediabear:5/StickMeWithYourDeathShot:0?source=patrick.net

Stick Me With Your Death Shot


Nice remake of the Pat Benatar song.

Strangely, just after posting that, I ran across this article:

https://patriotpost.us/articles/86911?mailing_id=6534&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6534&utm_campaign=snapshot&utm_content=body


In Brief: How Fact-Finding Fauci Led to My Cancellation
The inside story of how Forbes fired columnist Adam Andrzejewski for asking questions.


Strange because Pat Benatar's birth name is Pat Andrzejewski.
14835   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 15, 9:15pm  

Patrick says






Boosters are like service packs… need one every few month to correct whatever previous one fucked up.
14837   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 16, 12:59am  

Fortwaynemobile says

Boosters are like service packs… need one every few month to correct whatever previous one fucked up.


VaaS - Vaccine as a Service.

You will own nothing, and you will be happy!

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