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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,122,817 views  42,089 comments

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14990   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 25, 5:34pm  

Patrick says






Nah, it's the third biggest pussy. The second one is dudes who combine "look at the rifle I've just bought!" and "who the fuck fights for their country if the president is not 100% to their liking?" on the same site, lol.
14992   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 25, 6:07pm  

Patrick says


@richwicks After you mentioned Charles de Gaulle sending a warship to pick up France's gold from America, I read a bit about him.

Aside from that act of audacity, I liked that he quickly learned to hate all politicians after becoming leader of France. He was convinced they were all just out for themselves, which sounds correct. Then he quit. He got drawn back into being leader of France later, but never changed his views.



I actually admire DeGaulle, he was a nationalist. He told the first President of the proto-EU European Commission to F Off. He was "France First".
14993   richwicks   2022 Mar 25, 6:10pm  

AmericanKulak says
I actually admire DeGaulle, he was a nationalist. He told the first President of the proto-EU European Commission to F Off. He was "France First".


I don't know much about deGaulle, but I do know the United States government hated him. The US tried to have him assassinated, is the rumor.
14994   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 25, 9:40pm  

RC2006 says


Best part is how Feminists are fucking quiet about being fucked by LGBQT+ groups.
14995   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 11:18am  

Can you say: "faces read contempt"?
14996   Onvacation   2022 Mar 26, 11:52am  

Ceffer says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Zoom in. They spiked his pizza with a giant jalapeno and were waiting to see if they could get a reaction.
14997   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 1:48pm  

"i'm sure you are all eager to become cannon fodder and die horrible deaths to preserve my criminal enterprises in Ukraine and continue the cushy life of my depraved, addict son who was drummed out of the Navy for cocaine."
14998   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 2:00pm  

Claims cell phone can show you bluetooth reception from vaccinated. "These aren't devices, these are people!" LOL! Probably fake but funny.
14999   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 2:07pm  

"Video -Ketanji Brown Jackson Was The Judge In The Pizzagate Shooting - Language Warning"
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=196081&source=patrick.net

Guy who shot bullet into Obama's favorite pedo shopping hut got 4 years vs. Ketanji being the patron saint of pedophiles with zero to token lenient sentences.
15001   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 26, 4:52pm  

richwicks says
I don't know much about deGaulle, but I do know the United States government hated him. The US tried to have him assassinated, is the rumor.



Here's an interesting thing I heard from Styx - haven't looked it up yet.

Apparently Stalin tried to poison Tito 3 times. Tito told him after the second attempt, he'd do the same and Stalin Wouldn't survive. The 3rd attempt by Stalin was in late 1952.

Stalin died in 1953.

Then there's the Doctor's Plot.

Maybe Tito did what others couldn't.
15003   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 7:21pm  

Trump cracks me up. He transcends the profanity barrier:

15004   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 7:24pm  

LOL! How do you get a fag CNN announcer to go to Ukraine? You don't. More laugh track fake news from CNN.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58350


15005   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 26, 8:20pm  

Ceffer says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?


That's hilarious, it's as if the whole base knew they gave Joe the pepper pizza.

https://twitter.com/NBCPhiladelphia/status/1507407736736206850?source=patrick.net
15006   Onvacation   2022 Mar 26, 8:31pm  

Mad Max NYC style

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15007   HeadSet   2022 Mar 26, 8:36pm  

Ceffer says
LOL! How do you get a fag CNN announcer to go to Ukraine? You don't. More laugh track fake news from CNN.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58350?source=patrick.net




This is still up on the web as well, like they are still proud of it. By any chance, did any Edmonton firefighters go to Ukraine? Otherwise, this is a blatant falsehood that should take down Don Lemon.
15008   richwicks   2022 Mar 26, 8:45pm  

HeadSet says
This is still up on the web as well, like they are still proud of it. By any chance, did any Edmonton firefighters go to Ukraine? Otherwise, this is a blatant falsehood that should take down Don Lemon.


Haha - how many times has our media been caught straight out lying? I don't even pay attention to it any more.

Propaganda and lies are the rule, not the exception.
15009   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 7:43am  

Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States
15010   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Mar 27, 7:56am  

Ceffer says
Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States
Call in an airstrike now!
15011   BayArea   2022 Mar 27, 9:06am  

Ceffer says
Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States

What makes anyone think that money sent to Baltimore will make it less Baltimore?
15012   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 9:14am  

BayArea says
What makes anyone think that money sent to Baltimore will make it less Baltimore?

Well, it would do wonders for the crack harvest.
15013   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 9:16am  

Tenpoundbass says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Has anybody heard if BIden Actor had his pizza jalapeno shart in front of European dignitaries or not?
15014   Onvacation   2022 Mar 27, 9:24am  

Turns out it's not the Vaxx making anchormen faint.

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15015   Blue   2022 Mar 27, 10:00am  

Ceffer says
Tenpoundbass says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Has anybody heard if BIden Actor had his pizza jalapeno shart in front of European dignitaries or not?


I watched it on newsmax, he had a tough time.
The president joined the soldiers at the table for a bite to eat, but the pizza he was served was just a little too spicy. Biden quickly asked for a glass of water to clear his throat.
https://observatorial.com/news/world/68602/joe-biden-chokes-on-pizza-too-spicy-when-sharing-table-with-soldiers/?source=patrick.net
15016   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 10:45am  

Maybe Dems should change their mascot to Wile E Coyote:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11623?source=patrick.net
15017   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 12:00pm  

Not long enough?
15020   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 3:12pm  

Heart of Moscow? No, it's Paris. They know who the enemy is, and it isn't Russia, Russia, Russia.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/34075?source=patrick.net
15021   HeadSet   2022 Mar 27, 3:14pm  

Ceffer says

Maybe Trump can hire some Russian hookers to pee in Kerry's tank to raise the water high enough to drown him.
15022   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 3:18pm  

How the screw turns. ADL with situational ethics citing 'Nazis No Problemo'. Can you say 'Hypocrisy No Problemo'?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58458?source=patrick.net
15026   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 10:59pm  

"Rosie's Ukrainian Dance Party
Anon perfectly summarizes Joe Biden's visit with the troops:" Only, I would add, tells you you are going to die a horrible death in Ukraine to protect his criminal enterprises, you're welcome.
15029   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 11:08pm  

Somehow, being assassinated by jalapeno pizza seems like karma for the old pedo.

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