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Ceffer
2022 May 13, 7:10pm
Ceffer
2022 May 13, 7:10pm
Presenting the communist manifesto. There the LibbyFuck Kommies go again, getting men pregnant.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/35550
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Ceffer
2022 May 13, 7:38pm
Ceffer
2022 May 13, 7:38pm
"GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz blasts Steny Hoyer's statement we are at war"
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1310970/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1310970/pg1
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Ceffer
2022 May 14, 11:45am
Ceffer
2022 May 14, 11:45am
Georgia: Captured by organized crime. GBI assassin's for the DNC/RINOs.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/12993
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/12993
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 14, 1:22pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 14, 1:22pm
AmericanKulak says
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.
Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
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richwicks
2022 May 14, 2:19pm
richwicks
2022 May 14, 2:19pm
FJB says
When I was in college, I happened to be constipated but had to take dump.
Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign. For YEARS I was like, what the fuck was that about, until I found out about Larry Craig. I kind of feel bad about telling the homosexual next to me "WHAT THE FUCK??" I was just impatient to take a shit.
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
When I was in college, I happened to be constipated but had to take dump.
Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign. For YEARS I was like, what the fuck was that about, until I found out about Larry Craig. I kind of feel bad about telling the homosexual next to me "WHAT THE FUCK??" I was just impatient to take a shit.
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AmericanKulak
2022 May 15, 12:45pm
AmericanKulak
2022 May 15, 12:45pm
Ceffer says
This is the same reason all the online papers stopped their comment sections around 2014-2015.
They would write their propaganda puff pieces about Trannies, White Supremacy, etc. and the comments were 90% "What a bunch of bullshit. 13/50% Murders! 41% Suicide!" and had to be removed to facilitate bullshit peddling.
This is the same reason all the online papers stopped their comment sections around 2014-2015.
They would write their propaganda puff pieces about Trannies, White Supremacy, etc. and the comments were 90% "What a bunch of bullshit. 13/50% Murders! 41% Suicide!" and had to be removed to facilitate bullshit peddling.
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gabbar
2022 May 15, 6:01pm
gabbar
2022 May 15, 6:01pm
Booger says
McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?
McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?
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AmericanKulak
2022 May 15, 7:42pm
AmericanKulak
2022 May 15, 7:42pm
gabbar says
That's been true for over a decade at least.
McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?
That's been true for over a decade at least.
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RWSGFY
2022 May 15, 10:05pm
RWSGFY
2022 May 15, 10:05pm
FJB says
Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?
AmericanKulak saysI went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.
Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?
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Patrick
2022 May 15, 10:55pm
Patrick
2022 May 15, 10:55pm
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PELOSI: We have to find out how “we got to a place where we have babies crying in our country because they’re hungry and the shelves are bare.”
Wait until she hears which Party controls Congress and the White House.
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Patrick
2022 May 15, 11:18pm
I think I posted a similiar meme before, but it's just so perfect.
Patrick
2022 May 15, 11:18pm
I think I posted a similiar meme before, but it's just so perfect.
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AmericanKulak
2022 May 16, 1:41am
AmericanKulak
2022 May 16, 1:41am
Ceffer says
Duh, Anatolia was once full of Greek cities with 5 and 6 figure populations until around 1000AD, and then the farmers and city dwellers outnumbered the Turkish herders for centuries after that. No surprise there.
Just wait til they find out how many have Kurdish DNA:
Duh, Anatolia was once full of Greek cities with 5 and 6 figure populations until around 1000AD, and then the farmers and city dwellers outnumbered the Turkish herders for centuries after that. No surprise there.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 16, 6:50am
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 16, 6:50am
RWSGFY says
I lived in the SF Bay Area. Back in the 70s - early 80s there were actual KKK members living on my street too.
I had never heard the phrase, "Stranger Danger!", at that point but that's sort of what was going through my head.
Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?+
I lived in the SF Bay Area. Back in the 70s - early 80s there were actual KKK members living on my street too.
I had never heard the phrase, "Stranger Danger!", at that point but that's sort of what was going through my head.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 16, 6:58am
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 16, 6:58am
richwicks says
Dude! Yes, that reminds me, he was sort of tapping and twisting his foot too. Creepy as hell but the TP wrapped finger stuck under the wall to my side was what I remember most.
I just used to get bored waiting for my mom to shop so I liked to hit the restrooms and read the stuff on the walls: "I saw you take that shit! Now put it back!!"
That ended after that.
Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign.
Dude! Yes, that reminds me, he was sort of tapping and twisting his foot too. Creepy as hell but the TP wrapped finger stuck under the wall to my side was what I remember most.
I just used to get bored waiting for my mom to shop so I liked to hit the restrooms and read the stuff on the walls: "I saw you take that shit! Now put it back!!"
That ended after that.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/58532
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