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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 3:55pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 3:55pm
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 3:59pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 3:59pm
Eric Holder says
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:34pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:34pm
richwicks says
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 5:35pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 5:35pm
Eric Holder says
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.
Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.
Post links.
richwicks says
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.
Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.
Post links.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:36pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:36pm
richwicks says
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
Eric Holder saysrichwicks says
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up.
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 7:24pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 7:24pm
Eric Holder says
HEAVEN.ORG ?
Also - the link does not load. I've tried a few ways.
I discount what you write because you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
HEAVEN.ORG ?
Also - the link does not load. I've tried a few ways.
I discount what you write because you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 May 24, 9:00pm
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 May 24, 9:00pm
Eric Holder says
And instantly Northrop Grumman "Defensive" missiles were setup on heavens borders and few military bases monitoring for presence of Muslim extremists, parents against CRT, and people who question Biden election win or vaccines. Defensive missiles are special types of missiles, they refuse to fly offensively, it's kind of magical like that explained Northrop Grumman CEO to the skeptical heaven dwellers. Although they were skeptical at first, they went along with it because he said it so convincingly.
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
And instantly Northrop Grumman "Defensive" missiles were setup on heavens borders and few military bases monitoring for presence of Muslim extremists, parents against CRT, and people who question Biden election win or vaccines. Defensive missiles are special types of missiles, they refuse to fly offensively, it's kind of magical like that explained Northrop Grumman CEO to the skeptical heaven dwellers. Although they were skeptical at first, they went along with it because he said it so convincingly.
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Patrick
2022 May 24, 9:06pm
Patrick
2022 May 24, 9:06pm
richwicks says
C'mon, that's getting personal.
you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
C'mon, that's getting personal.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 9:57pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 9:57pm
RWSGFY says
Of course it's an insult.
I have a my IP address, a VPN, Tor, and access to 3 other machines I'm not going to bother with.
It's inaccessible.
RWSGFY says
Site is down.
I'm want serious discussion, not just stupidity. Stop promoting another fucking war. It's just getting people killed. Men, women, and children. Ukraine can't win against a nuclear power, this entire bullshit is to hopefully weaken Russia, but what is most important is the kickbacks and bribes from "aid". That's all of our fucking wars. Eisenhower warned us about this:
original link
This is just a bunch of sociopaths being parasites on humanity. If you think that is funny, fuck you. War is a racket.
Dude, are you clinically retarded?
Serious question, not an attempt to insult.
Of course it's an insult.
I have a my IP address, a VPN, Tor, and access to 3 other machines I'm not going to bother with.
It's inaccessible.
RWSGFY says
Because asking for links to fact check a joke and then getting all worked up when presented with heaven.org is as Special Olympics as it gets.
Site is down.
I'm want serious discussion, not just stupidity. Stop promoting another fucking war. It's just getting people killed. Men, women, and children. Ukraine can't win against a nuclear power, this entire bullshit is to hopefully weaken Russia, but what is most important is the kickbacks and bribes from "aid". That's all of our fucking wars. Eisenhower warned us about this:
original link
This is just a bunch of sociopaths being parasites on humanity. If you think that is funny, fuck you. War is a racket.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 25, 8:48am
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 25, 8:48am
Bush Jr. pranked - thinks he's speaking with Zelenski over zoom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikI_5_8zHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikI_5_8zHI
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Bd6r
2022 May 25, 12:35pm
Bd6r
2022 May 25, 12:35pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
He(zir) is channeling his inner toxic whiteness!!!
hispanic face of white supremacy!!!
He(zir) is channeling his inner toxic whiteness!!!
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Eric Holder
2022 May 25, 3:48pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 25, 3:48pm
Ceffer says
Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue. The value of "see, zee dollar is now worth 65 kopecks, like in 1982, meenz we winz!" is purely PR one for the low-IQ population (while 60 y.o. alcoholics are getting ready to roll to battle in freshly taken out of mothballs T-62 MBTs).
https://t.me/asbmil/1648
Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue. The value of "see, zee dollar is now worth 65 kopecks, like in 1982, meenz we winz!" is purely PR one for the low-IQ population (while 60 y.o. alcoholics are getting ready to roll to battle in freshly taken out of mothballs T-62 MBTs).
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richwicks
2022 May 25, 11:53pm
richwicks
2022 May 25, 11:53pm
Eric Holder says
Russia's exports are energy, raw materials and food.
It's not high tech bullshit and luxury cars.
A strong ruble either pulls up commodities or it makes commodities unavailable from Russia. It allows them to buy high tech bullshit and luxury cars though.
The dollar was extremely strong until 1971. What a disaster that was for the 34 years that the US was the reserve currency with gold backing which was convertible. Of course, our Federal Reserve produced more dollar notes than they had gold, but it was one of our biggest boom times ever. Russia is pulling this shit right now.
Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue.
Russia's exports are energy, raw materials and food.
It's not high tech bullshit and luxury cars.
A strong ruble either pulls up commodities or it makes commodities unavailable from Russia. It allows them to buy high tech bullshit and luxury cars though.
The dollar was extremely strong until 1971. What a disaster that was for the 34 years that the US was the reserve currency with gold backing which was convertible. Of course, our Federal Reserve produced more dollar notes than they had gold, but it was one of our biggest boom times ever. Russia is pulling this shit right now.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 26, 9:30am
Eric Holder
2022 May 26, 9:30am
richwicks says
What's the point of exporting if you can't buy the stuff you don't produce? Which is everything except oil, gas and some shitty food. Exporters bring in $$, forced to sell 100% of it to the govt for unrealistic exchange rate, get a fistful of rubble and then what? Go buy some more oil, raw materials and food for themselves? LOL.
If this is sooooo good and beneficial, why the fuck didn't they do it from the get go? In 2021? Or 2011? Or 2001? They had that mighty pedo Vlad at helm all along.
The whole argument of "sanctions and isolation are good for the economy" is fully retarded.
Eric Holder says
Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue.
Russia's exports are energy, raw materials and food.
It's not high tech bullshit and luxury cars.
What's the point of exporting if you can't buy the stuff you don't produce? Which is everything except oil, gas and some shitty food. Exporters bring in $$, forced to sell 100% of it to the govt for unrealistic exchange rate, get a fistful of rubble and then what? Go buy some more oil, raw materials and food for themselves? LOL.
If this is sooooo good and beneficial, why the fuck didn't they do it from the get go? In 2021? Or 2011? Or 2001? They had that mighty pedo Vlad at helm all along.
The whole argument of "sanctions and isolation are good for the economy" is fully retarded.
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