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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,135,467 views  42,172 comments

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16449   Ceffer   2022 Jun 20, 12:45am  

"BREAKING: Run on the Banks in China – Long Lines in Henan, Shanghai, and Dandong"

Apparently, Covid bullshit politics have made citizens mistrustful enough of government to cause a run on the banks. Unintended consequence of tyranny? The more they try to keep them from getting their money, the harder they will try?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/breaking-run-banks-china-long-lines-henan-shanghai-dandong/
16453   Karloff   2022 Jun 20, 7:45am  

Bill & Tony's Excellent Adventure
16454   Bd6r   2022 Jun 20, 10:16am  

Ceffer says

Crucify a patsy minnow so the sharks can escape.

I might be wrong but this was some water district authority election or something of that type, which is an example of specific Texas corruption. I doubt many elections of this type here occur without cheating.

On a more optimistic note, one of Bushes was jettisoned into outer space of politics after losing primary in TX: https://www.texastribune.org/2022/05/24/texas-attorney-general-runoff-results-ken-paxton-george-p-bush/

Embattled incumbent Attorney General Ken Paxton beat out Land Commissioner George P. Bush on Tuesday in the Republican primary runoff as Texas GOP voters picked a beleaguered candidate with legal and personal scandals over the last remaining Bush to serve in public office.

Or more precisely Bush dynasty is out of favor with TX political machine, with expected results and efficient vote "counting" where it was known that Bush lost a few minutes after polls closed.
16455   Ceffer   2022 Jun 20, 11:01am  

Moon shit, again! About that iconic footprint. Wouldn't be surprised if they show astronaut trying to scrape dog doo off their boot.
https://t.me/taboo_science1/1409
16457   Ceffer   2022 Jun 20, 11:25am  

For the Russkie haters. Because, of course, we know the British are the heart and soul of truthful dialogue.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/14179
16459   Patrick   2022 Jun 20, 12:55pm  

I have become convinced that memes are very important.

The humor disarms people, and the point gets made quickly. Most people don't have time to read much.
16462   Bd6r   2022 Jun 20, 2:58pm  

Not a joke, but real, Fed Gov requirements for renewing their launch permit. As you can see, nothing political about it/sarc off

16463   AmericanKulak   2022 Jun 20, 5:23pm  

Bd6r says

Not a joke, but real, Fed Gov requirements for renewing their launch permit. As you can see, nothing political about it/sarc off

ULA got the FAA to delay their competitor.
16464   Ceffer   2022 Jun 20, 6:19pm  

Johnathan Pryce gets tired of playing the Pope and wearing that itchy mask:

https://t.me/Absolute1776/14436
16465   Ceffer   2022 Jun 20, 6:43pm  

Guess Macron is going to have to start hustling for BJ's and torturing underage prostitutes again for clients, with his tranny handler wife.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/69136
16467   Ceffer   2022 Jun 20, 6:46pm  

More embarrassing Hollywood cuckdom. Those fat Nazis around Z look like they would kill you as soon as look at you. Maybe Ben is scoring some primo coke and adrenochrome.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/69138
16471   ForcedTQ   2022 Jun 20, 9:43pm  

AmericanKulak says

Bd6r says


Not a joke, but real, Fed Gov requirements for renewing their launch permit. As you can see, nothing political about it/sarc off

ULA got the FAA to delay their competitor.


That’s that bullshit. Barrier to entry and continuing business brought upon by basic monopoly corporation is standard protocol unfortunately. Also why Feds need to be limited back to actual constitutional allowance.
16476   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jun 21, 5:38am  

Jive Ass Mother Fucker giving a heart felt speech.

16479   richwicks   2022 Jun 21, 10:34am  

Tenpoundbass says

Jive Ass Mother Fucker giving a heart felt speech.




This video is edited and taken out of context. You have to get into the habit of looking for camera edits. Obama never said what this video claims he did.
16485   Ceffer   2022 Jun 21, 1:42pm  

Guarded because it would expose the Chuch's role in disguising and re-writing history to give us the false myths that we accept as history today.
https://t.me/secret_historyy/742
16486   Ceffer   2022 Jun 21, 2:23pm  

Vaccinated dead stimulate MAC address assignment, LOL! Guess that'll come in handy to control the zombie army.
https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/34278https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/34279
16488   richwicks   2022 Jun 21, 7:42pm  

Ceffer says


Vaccinated dead stimulate MAC address assignment, LOL! Guess that'll come in handy to control the zombie army.


I don't believe this for a second.

As an engineer, I don't see how it would be possible to produce enough energy on a FLAKE of a microchip to produce a bluetooth signal. It couldn't be driven by a battery, it would have to be driven by some chemical process - and if THAT could be done, you have pacemakers that don't need batteries. I can think of a host of applications for something like that.

If I wanted to monitor the population, I'd inject an RFID chip into them, that when stimulated by an RF signal would report data collected or just its presence. It wouldn't be constantly spitting out information where 99.99999% of the time it's just going nowhere and is wasted energy.

I think you are reading intelligence disinfo - a psyop. It's BLUETOOTH, you can check this yourself. This is a propaganda called kookification. This is too easily tested. If you want to know, find out. Verify it.

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