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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 26, 11:52am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 26, 11:52am
Now Marcus, we already Fact Checked "Exoneration". By not bringing any charges, Trump was effectively exonerated.
Sorry, the Great Hope is dashed.
Sorry, the Great Hope is dashed.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
Trump needs send in Navy Seals to Kill this Mother Fucker and his Son.
Then Sieze every asset he has in the US, and use it as a fund to build the wall and to process the clearing out of the bad illegal aliens.
"Oooh What's that Smell!? Smells like low tide!"
"That's Soros Baby! That's Soros!"
Then Sieze every asset he has in the US, and use it as a fund to build the wall and to process the clearing out of the bad illegal aliens.
"Oooh What's that Smell!? Smells like low tide!"
"That's Soros Baby! That's Soros!"
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
Onvacation
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
marcus says
I just finished a book on the sinking of the Lusitania. Did you know Woodrow Wilson played golf every day? A secret service agent would paint his balls red so they could be easier to see in the snow.
Isn't a good thing for democrats that Trump is not working all the time?
I just finished a book on the sinking of the Lusitania. Did you know Woodrow Wilson played golf every day? A secret service agent would paint his balls red so they could be easier to see in the snow.
Isn't a good thing for democrats that Trump is not working all the time?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 27, 10:31am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 27, 10:31am
marcus says
The year is 2033. An Asteroid (not a meteor, until it actually enters the atmosphere) is heading towards Earth.
Conservatives: Thank God we've won multiple elections to fund the US Space Force and our Super Heavy Rockets! We'll knock it off course.
Democrats: I didn't oppose the Space Force and the Super Heavy Rocket, I uh, was just concerned about deficits.
Leftists: This is punishment from Gaia for mistreating the Earth! Let us burn all the rest of the plastic straws in hopes of satiating the Earth Mother's Anger! Using violent weapons will only anger Her more!
The year is 2033. An Asteroid (not a meteor, until it actually enters the atmosphere) is heading towards Earth.
Conservatives: Thank God we've won multiple elections to fund the US Space Force and our Super Heavy Rockets! We'll knock it off course.
Democrats: I didn't oppose the Space Force and the Super Heavy Rocket, I uh, was just concerned about deficits.
Leftists: This is punishment from Gaia for mistreating the Earth! Let us burn all the rest of the plastic straws in hopes of satiating the Earth Mother's Anger! Using violent weapons will only anger Her more!
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