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Tenpoundbass
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
Trump needs send in Navy Seals to Kill this Mother Fucker and his Son.
Then Sieze every asset he has in the US, and use it as a fund to build the wall and to process the clearing out of the bad illegal aliens.
"Oooh What's that Smell!? Smells like low tide!"
"That's Soros Baby! That's Soros!"
Then Sieze every asset he has in the US, and use it as a fund to build the wall and to process the clearing out of the bad illegal aliens.
"Oooh What's that Smell!? Smells like low tide!"
"That's Soros Baby! That's Soros!"
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
Onvacation
2019 Jul 27, 8:16am
marcus says
I just finished a book on the sinking of the Lusitania. Did you know Woodrow Wilson played golf every day? A secret service agent would paint his balls red so they could be easier to see in the snow.
Isn't a good thing for democrats that Trump is not working all the time?
I just finished a book on the sinking of the Lusitania. Did you know Woodrow Wilson played golf every day? A secret service agent would paint his balls red so they could be easier to see in the snow.
Isn't a good thing for democrats that Trump is not working all the time?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 27, 10:31am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 27, 10:31am
marcus says
The year is 2033. An Asteroid (not a meteor, until it actually enters the atmosphere) is heading towards Earth.
Conservatives: Thank God we've won multiple elections to fund the US Space Force and our Super Heavy Rockets! We'll knock it off course.
Democrats: I didn't oppose the Space Force and the Super Heavy Rocket, I uh, was just concerned about deficits.
Leftists: This is punishment from Gaia for mistreating the Earth! Let us burn all the rest of the plastic straws in hopes of satiating the Earth Mother's Anger! Using violent weapons will only anger Her more!
The year is 2033. An Asteroid (not a meteor, until it actually enters the atmosphere) is heading towards Earth.
Conservatives: Thank God we've won multiple elections to fund the US Space Force and our Super Heavy Rockets! We'll knock it off course.
Democrats: I didn't oppose the Space Force and the Super Heavy Rocket, I uh, was just concerned about deficits.
Leftists: This is punishment from Gaia for mistreating the Earth! Let us burn all the rest of the plastic straws in hopes of satiating the Earth Mother's Anger! Using violent weapons will only anger Her more!
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 9:30am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 9:30am
How much money did Child Corrupting Gangster Music/Movies Industry donate to the Democrats?
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mell
2019 Jul 28, 9:34am
marcus says
As a teacher you should never be happy if a kid gets destroyed, and vilified on nothing but lies from media outlets and incurs threats from the public. That's pretty shameful and way beyond funny memes. Imagine that happened to your own, no matter from which side. That kid totally deserves some form of monetary compensation for what happened to him. Low.
As a teacher you should never be happy if a kid gets destroyed, and vilified on nothing but lies from media outlets and incurs threats from the public. That's pretty shameful and way beyond funny memes. Imagine that happened to your own, no matter from which side. That kid totally deserves some form of monetary compensation for what happened to him. Low.
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:54pm
Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:54pm
marcus says
I find it hard to believe that we have never had a president that has a high school graduate level vocabulary. Or it could just be more BS.
I find it hard to believe that we have never had a president that has a high school graduate level vocabulary. Or it could just be more BS.
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:58pm
Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:58pm
marcus says
MIC, entitlements, bad policy from previous presidents, etc.
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If the economy is booming, why the record deficits ? Please explain.
MIC, entitlements, bad policy from previous presidents, etc.
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