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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 27, 10:31am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 27, 10:31am
marcus says
The year is 2033. An Asteroid (not a meteor, until it actually enters the atmosphere) is heading towards Earth.
Conservatives: Thank God we've won multiple elections to fund the US Space Force and our Super Heavy Rockets! We'll knock it off course.
Democrats: I didn't oppose the Space Force and the Super Heavy Rocket, I uh, was just concerned about deficits.
Leftists: This is punishment from Gaia for mistreating the Earth! Let us burn all the rest of the plastic straws in hopes of satiating the Earth Mother's Anger! Using violent weapons will only anger Her more!
The year is 2033. An Asteroid (not a meteor, until it actually enters the atmosphere) is heading towards Earth.
Conservatives: Thank God we've won multiple elections to fund the US Space Force and our Super Heavy Rockets! We'll knock it off course.
Democrats: I didn't oppose the Space Force and the Super Heavy Rocket, I uh, was just concerned about deficits.
Leftists: This is punishment from Gaia for mistreating the Earth! Let us burn all the rest of the plastic straws in hopes of satiating the Earth Mother's Anger! Using violent weapons will only anger Her more!
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 9:30am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 9:30am
How much money did Child Corrupting Gangster Music/Movies Industry donate to the Democrats?
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mell
2019 Jul 28, 9:34am
marcus says
As a teacher you should never be happy if a kid gets destroyed, and vilified on nothing but lies from media outlets and incurs threats from the public. That's pretty shameful and way beyond funny memes. Imagine that happened to your own, no matter from which side. That kid totally deserves some form of monetary compensation for what happened to him. Low.
As a teacher you should never be happy if a kid gets destroyed, and vilified on nothing but lies from media outlets and incurs threats from the public. That's pretty shameful and way beyond funny memes. Imagine that happened to your own, no matter from which side. That kid totally deserves some form of monetary compensation for what happened to him. Low.
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:54pm
Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:54pm
marcus says
I find it hard to believe that we have never had a president that has a high school graduate level vocabulary. Or it could just be more BS.
I find it hard to believe that we have never had a president that has a high school graduate level vocabulary. Or it could just be more BS.
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:58pm
Onvacation
2019 Jul 28, 3:58pm
marcus says
MIC, entitlements, bad policy from previous presidents, etc.
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If the economy is booming, why the record deficits ? Please explain.
MIC, entitlements, bad policy from previous presidents, etc.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 6:35pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 6:35pm
marcus says
LOL. Nazis are back. Which major institutions do they control? How many elected officials have they?
LOL. Nazis are back. Which major institutions do they control? How many elected officials have they?
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Hircus
2019 Jul 28, 8:45pm
Hircus
2019 Jul 28, 8:45pm
marcus says
I don't know..... but I DO KNOW they sure don't solve poverty lol!
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Is it that democrats cause poverty, or that poverty causes democrat to come to power.
I don't know..... but I DO KNOW they sure don't solve poverty lol!
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 8:49pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Jul 28, 8:49pm
I'm all for Real ID, the ultimate prevention against Stolen Elections by Foreigners!
Millions of fake votes are much more important than a few thousand spent on Facebook ads promoting Black Lives Matter.
Millions of fake votes are much more important than a few thousand spent on Facebook ads promoting Black Lives Matter.
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Misc
2019 Jul 28, 10:35pm
marcus says
What was it 12 Russians charged? So...uhhhh...how many illegals are trying to influence our elections? I think Mueller should be put on that case immediately. Perhaps by charging them with election meddling we can finally get around to deporting them. Then once they are deported, Mueller can sanction those individuals.
What was it 12 Russians charged? So...uhhhh...how many illegals are trying to influence our elections? I think Mueller should be put on that case immediately. Perhaps by charging them with election meddling we can finally get around to deporting them. Then once they are deported, Mueller can sanction those individuals.
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 29, 2:15am
Onvacation
2019 Jul 29, 2:15am
marcus says
I don't think your an idiot. But you should learn from your mistakes.
You quote this to imply that I'm an idiot. Okay, but logic tells me that one of two things are true. Either you noticed that spell check didn't catch it, and you therefore know it to be a typing error. Or, you don't know it's a typing error, in which case what does that say about you ?
I don't think your an idiot. But you should learn from your mistakes.
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Onvacation
2019 Jul 29, 2:17am
Onvacation
2019 Jul 29, 2:17am
Hircus says
What does solve poverty? Certainly not giving money to the impoverished.
I don't know..... but I DO KNOW they sure don't solve poverty lol!
What does solve poverty? Certainly not giving money to the impoverished.
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HeadSet
2019 Jul 29, 6:38am
HeadSet
2019 Jul 29, 6:38am
marcus says
Is that what happened in California? Or Detroit? Were these places impoverished before Democrats came to power?
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Is it that democrats cause poverty, or that poverty causes democrat to come to power.
Is that what happened in California? Or Detroit? Were these places impoverished before Democrats came to power?
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