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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,072,885 views 41,370 comments
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Aug 18, 3:32pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Aug 18, 3:32pm
marcus says
What Food Stamps, HUD Housing, and Cash Benefits did Italian, Jewish, Irish Immigrants receive 1860-1940?
Did Al Capone's, Dean O'Banion's, and Meyer Lansky's criminal relatives back in the old Country get all but guaranteed citizenship the moment they arrived?
Was it demanded they Learn English immediately, get jobs right away, and say America was the Greatest?
Or were they encouraged to maintain their distance from the Evil Mainstream WASP society?
What Food Stamps, HUD Housing, and Cash Benefits did Italian, Jewish, Irish Immigrants receive 1860-1940?
Did Al Capone's, Dean O'Banion's, and Meyer Lansky's criminal relatives back in the old Country get all but guaranteed citizenship the moment they arrived?
Was it demanded they Learn English immediately, get jobs right away, and say America was the Greatest?
Or were they encouraged to maintain their distance from the Evil Mainstream WASP society?
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CBOEtrader
2019 Aug 18, 5:09pm
CBOEtrader
2019 Aug 18, 5:09pm
marcus says
All different words for the same problem.
Also, for the record, Nazi germany called itself socialist - but it was fascist, authoritarian, and somewhat corporatist.
All different words for the same problem.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 19, 8:21am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 19, 8:21am
Just evil repugnant bastards. And Democrats have the audacity to bitch and moan about Trump's choice of words, when he calls these Evil sons of bitches out?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Aug 19, 9:25pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Aug 19, 9:25pm
marcus says
Oh, that reminds me, I gotta go check and make sure Red States are purging the voter rolls of the dead and illegals.
Very important.
Oh, that reminds me, I gotta go check and make sure Red States are purging the voter rolls of the dead and illegals.
Very important.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 21, 6:44pm
Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 21, 6:44pm
jazz_music says
Tell your unoriginal friend he's Ben Garrisoning all wrong.
Everything Ben cartoons about, is a verifiable fact. He's not projecting his political feelz. He's the greatest political Historian Cartoon Journalist since at least the late 1800's, then early 1900's and the 1920's. You would have to go back to those three eras to find his equals. This guy should stop embarrassing himself.
Tell your unoriginal friend he's Ben Garrisoning all wrong.
Everything Ben cartoons about, is a verifiable fact. He's not projecting his political feelz. He's the greatest political Historian Cartoon Journalist since at least the late 1800's, then early 1900's and the 1920's. You would have to go back to those three eras to find his equals. This guy should stop embarrassing himself.
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CBOEtrader
2019 Aug 21, 10:40pm
CBOEtrader
2019 Aug 21, 10:40pm
marcus says
Is Marcus admitting the refugee crises isn't about helping?
Sure, let's cheer on private gains off public taxation though.
Is Marcus admitting the refugee crises isn't about helping?
Sure, let's cheer on private gains off public taxation though.
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mell
2019 Aug 22, 6:30am
CBOEtrader says
I bet you 10:1 that even with the mentioned monetary incentives people would not invite them into their homes en masse, and those who do would run into problems quickly and either demand more money, kick them out or look for a way to scam the system.
marcus says
Is Marcus admitting the refugee crises isn't about helping?
Sure, let's cheer on private gains off public taxation though.
I bet you 10:1 that even with the mentioned monetary incentives people would not invite them into their homes en masse, and those who do would run into problems quickly and either demand more money, kick them out or look for a way to scam the system.
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RWSGFY
2019 Aug 22, 7:25am
RWSGFY
2019 Aug 22, 7:25am
marcus says
The left is always confused when it comes to rights. Also, while we are on subject of guns and cars, you can buy a car and even drive it around on private land waaaaaay before the minimal age of legal gun purchase.
The left is always confused when it comes to rights. Also, while we are on subject of guns and cars, you can buy a car and even drive it around on private land waaaaaay before the minimal age of legal gun purchase.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2019 Aug 22, 9:49am
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2019 Aug 22, 9:49am
marcus says
that's what happens when liberals sue for "better treatment" and screaming it's inhumane to just kick people out. This is all your peoples fault that this shit costs so much. I'm perfectly fine if we just put land mines at the border to reduce costs.
that's what happens when liberals sue for "better treatment" and screaming it's inhumane to just kick people out. This is all your peoples fault that this shit costs so much. I'm perfectly fine if we just put land mines at the border to reduce costs.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 22, 9:56am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 22, 9:56am
FortWayneIndiana says
Carpet bombs and napalm.
This is all your peoples fault that this shit costs so much. I'm perfectly fine if we just put land mines at the border to reduce costs.
Carpet bombs and napalm.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 22, 9:58am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Aug 22, 9:58am
Fuck that! Let's take every strip of land from Mexico/Texas boarder all the way down to the Panama Canal.
If those Sorry Bitches are our fucking problem, then let's fix the problem. Get the whole kit and kaboodle at the source.
Kill the Cartel Drug Lords Duerte style, and send the corrupt politicians to the gas chambers.
Problem solved! Plus we get more land to make more housing inventory.
Give me the fucking ball, I'll show you how you win this game!
If those Sorry Bitches are our fucking problem, then let's fix the problem. Get the whole kit and kaboodle at the source.
Kill the Cartel Drug Lords Duerte style, and send the corrupt politicians to the gas chambers.
Problem solved! Plus we get more land to make more housing inventory.
Give me the fucking ball, I'll show you how you win this game!
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Aug 22, 11:25am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Aug 22, 11:25am
CBOEtrader says
The JIDF will be taking care of this shortly.
Do you care about intellectual integrity? Every word of this is a lie.
The JIDF will be taking care of this shortly.
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