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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,039,187 views  40,419 comments

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27277   Tenpoundbass   2023 Aug 14, 12:19pm  

Breitbart is compromised by Emperor Xi.


27278   Tenpoundbass   2023 Aug 14, 12:23pm  

It was removed!
Just in case there was any doubt Breitbart.
27279   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:12pm  

Let me peer into my 9/11 crystal ball to see how this scenario plays out. Already, area is restricted to Swiss Octagon Red Cross, FBI and some kind of reputed military (likely private mercenaries of Vanguard and Blackrock, masquerading as military authority but there to perform stalking and thugee activities for employers). They are already incinerating biologic remains, likely under cover of 'public health hazard' (meaning, nobody but our guys are allowed to analyze the microwaved remains). They will allow some kind of real or pseudo DNA tagging for the relatives of the survivors.
Area will be cordoned off, and FBI will meticulously remove and destroy any evidentiary matter. Crews will come in and rapidly haul off all the stuff to some sequestered and guarded dump site. All those doing the hauling will have non disclosure agreements, and might suffer a variety of physical and mental ailments afterwards.
A huge, bullying law firm will be deployed. All of those lawyers tasting blood will be forcibly dissuaded from any standard litigations, and they and their clients will be forced into a series of 'settlements', just like 9/11. No court proceedings involving 'discovery', witness testimonies, or juries will be allowed, except possibly some minor Potemkin matters. The solid blue Hawaii Soros fecal impaction judiciary will be on board, and any lawyers who do not comply will be threatened, mysteriously disappeared, suicided, disbarred, arrested, or just plain beaten up.
All of those pesky native landowners who claim physical and spiritual heritage to the land will be also browbeaten, bribed and threatened into handing over the goods.

The site will remain isolated and cordoned off for a while. It was discovered on 9/11 that the DEWs deployed did not have a predictable quenching half life i.e. the areas continued to have ongoing molecular disruptions for an unpredictable time after the fact. That is why the original foundations of the WTC buildings are 'memorial reflecting pools' rather than being built on. They could not depend on the stability of the DEW'd areas for new skyscrapers.

So, Lahaina (and maybe those other areas burned on Maui) will be observed for DEW quenching for future building projects. Then, watch, as snazzy high rises miraculously rise from the ashes, just like magic, monopolizing the beach fronts and the harbor! The wealthy will gain access only through high price purchases and rentals. Peasants and lookie loos need not apply. Hard scrabble natives wailing with tambourines will protest impotently into the future.

27280   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 4:24pm  

Ceffer says


The site will remain isolated and cordoned off for a while. It was discovered on 9/11 that the DEWs deployed did not have a predictable quenching half life i.e. the areas continued to have ongoing molecular disruptions for an unpredictable time after the fact. That is why the original foundations of the WTC buildings are 'memorial reflecting pools' rather than being built on. They could not depend on the stability of the DEW'd areas for new skyscrapers.


Nonsense. You don't know the FIRST thing about this technology, and you draw conclusions from it. We have lasers, we have focused microwaves (or masers), it's just RF energy focused in a tight beam. That's all an directed energy weapon is. You can start a fire with it, but destroy the WTC? No.
27281   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:26pm  

The 'Big Guy' actor didn't even ask if he was getting his ten percent from the Globalists?

27283   Bd6r   2023 Aug 14, 4:32pm  



27284   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:32pm  

A good Globalist Police Masonic soldier, doing the inspired Illuminati work!

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115683
27285   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:35pm  

The final toll will probably wind up being some symbolically significant Satanic sacrifice numerology. Moloch smiles. One should also look at the astrology of the fire's dates and times.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/104291
27286   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:41pm  

Oh, joy, ye corrupted blue voters and welfare hershey bar whores, because your master Satan has descended upon you and slated you for a guaranteed to fail green future and Holdomor redux. Satan's feet crunch over the blood and bones of his now useless idiots.

Hawaii has some vibrant agriculture, which they probably want to destroy.

27287   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:46pm  

"They can't do this to me. They told me I had first dibs on feasting on the corpses of the microwaved children! It just isn't fair after all my services to them."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34117
27288   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:49pm  

Nothing is wrong with the Biden Actor. He just doesn't have a teleprompter or an earpiece sending him his lines from CIA headquarters in Switzerland so fuckidall.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34127
27289   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 5:14pm  

L'il Red Cross money transportation and laundering scam for your viewing enjoyment, all in their sealed embossed boxes.





27291   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 5:22pm  



https://t.me/WeTheMedia/90609
27292   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 5:27pm  

Ceffer says

Nothing is wrong with the Biden Actor. He just doesn't have a teleprompter or an earpiece sending him his lines from CIA headquarters in Switzerland so fuckidall.


He just doesn't care. He's just a puppet. What does it matter what he thinks?

Maui looks like arson, probably is.
27293   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 7:05pm  

Gee, can't a High Masonic Illuminati Witch with programmed multiple personality disorder catch a break for her pack of lies any more? Which personality crafted the lies, by the way, maybe ten autographs are required at the book signings.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34140
27294   KgK one   2023 Aug 14, 8:36pm  



Who are two behind trump?
27295   HeadSet   2023 Aug 14, 8:48pm  

Now watch then stiff you on the tip.
27296   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:23pm  

So, you think the '650 large military plane loads of gold' rumor 'taken back' from the Vatican is fake news conspiracy theory? Taken back with an armed assault it appears and who knows what else they took.

Here is Trump himself telling people to watch the news program where Dr. Jan Halper-Hayes re-asserts the thesis. So, would Trump do that if it weren't true?

That's quite a nest egg out of reach of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC.



27297   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 11:29pm  

Ceffer says

So, you think the '650 large military plane loads of gold' rumor 'taken back' from the Vatican is fake news conspiracy theory? Taken back with an armed assault it appears and who knows what else they took.

Here is Trump himself telling people to watch the news program where Dr. Jan Halper-Hayes re-asserts the thesis. So, would Trump do that if it weren't true?

That's quite a nest egg out of reach of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC.






It's just another screen shot. Where was this posted? Twitter? Trump isn't on Twitter.
27300   charlie303   2023 Aug 15, 2:41am  

David Goggins is a Retired Navy SEAL and the only member of the U.S. Armed Forces to complete SEAL training, Army Ranger School, and Air Force Tactical Air Controller training.
27301   Ceffer   2023 Aug 15, 11:45am  

Vote progressive Democrat for their loogied crumbs, get your children sacrificed to Moloch and pedophiles. Congratulations on your fine choice.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=227649
27302   Ceffer   2023 Aug 15, 12:03pm  

please edit this and post just one video at a time, thanks
27303   Ceffer   2023 Aug 15, 12:04pm  

Here we go. As predicted. Masonic shill police chief of Maui, fecally impacted it appears by design specifically for the purpose of covering up Globalist atrocities planned for Maui.

When they become this predictable, does it really matter any more? They don't seem to care.

27304   Ceffer   2023 Aug 15, 12:13pm  

So, you don't think the Maui fire was fully planned by the demonic Globalists? They have their propaganda books already printed and on sale. Who writes and publishes a book in a few days, unless it was written before the date of sacrifice to Moloch already? Nobody is even being allowed in the area except for the cover up artists.

Lahaina must have had some special significance to them to have lavished the sacrifice in that spot. Did they fear the karma of the native peoples?

27306   richwicks   2023 Aug 15, 12:17pm  

Ceffer says


So, you don't think the Maui fire was fully planned by the demonic Globalists? They have their propaganda books already printed and on sale. Who writes and publishes a book in a few days, unless it was written before the date of sacrifice to Moloch already.




True: https://www.amazon.com/Fire-Fury-Implications-Climate-Change/dp/B0CFCYXMRX/

It's available in paperback. How is this possible?


27307   Ceffer   2023 Aug 15, 12:25pm  

LOL! That would be perfectly in character.

27309   DemocratsAreTotallyFucked   2023 Aug 15, 12:28pm  

richwicks says

How is this possible?


ChatGDP.

Read the description. It is basically the instructions fed into ChatGDP:

Fire and Fury: The Story of the Maui Fire and its Implications for Climate Change is a gripping and eye-opening account of one of the most devastating wildfires in Hawaii's history, and how it reveals the urgent need to address the global climate crisis. The book chronicles the events of August 8-11, 2023, when a massive fire swept across the island of Maui, fueled by drought, heat, and hurricane winds. The book describes the harrowing experiences of the people who lived through the fire, as well as the heroic efforts of the firefighters and rescuers who battled the flames. The book also examines the causes and consequences of the fire, both locally and globally, and how it exposes the vulnerability of our society and our planet to the impacts of climate change. The book draws on scientific research, eyewitness accounts, official reports, and media coverage to provide a comprehensive and compelling narrative of the Maui fire and its implications for climate change. The book also offers practical solutions and recommendations on how we can prevent and prepare for future wildfires, and how we can reduce our greenhouse gas emissions and adapt to a changing climate. Fire and Fury: The Story of the Maui Fire and its Implications for Climate Change is a must-read for anyone who cares about the environment, the future of humanity, and the fate of our beautiful planet.
27310   richwicks   2023 Aug 15, 12:31pm  

Trollhole says

ChatGDP.

Read the description. It is basically the instructions fed into ChatGDP:


No, how is it available in PAPERBACK? You can't get something published that fast. I don't care that it's written. You can write any bit of nonsense you like.
27311   Ceffer   2023 Aug 15, 1:35pm  

Maui Fires:

Masonic Shill Police Chief appointed ahead of time for planned damage control, disinformation and arresting witnesses and people speaking out. Mobilizes press against citizens.

Check.

Children kept home from school as burnt offerings to Moloch.

Check

No warnings or horns.

Check

Swiss Octagon Red Cross spy agency and enablers Johnny on the Spot

Check

FBI gathering and destroying evidence, portable crematoriums burning any tissue evidences.

Check

Pre-written propaganda books blaming Maui fires on Global Warming ready days after fire on Amazon, could only have been written ahead of time in preparation.

Check

Oprah Winfrey, Noah Cross of Maui property acquisitions, brings dog and pony show to Maui to bask in the Satanic sacrifices while virtue signaling.

Check.

Symbols and circles etched in the fires by DEWs, they love their symbology and Satanic bragging rights

Check.

Remember, it's not what WE believe, it's what THEY believe and act on.
Maui is well and truly fucked because the Globalist Baphomets have their bead on it.
27313   charlie303   2023 Aug 15, 2:34pm  

richwicks says

Trollhole says


ChatGDP.

Read the description. It is basically the instructions fed into ChatGDP:


No, how is it available in PAPERBACK? You can't get something published that fast. I don't care that it's written. You can write any bit of nonsense you like.


I guess you would have to order a copy and receive physical delivery. Just because a button exists on a web page doesn’t actually prove physical hard copies exist and are sitting in a warehouse somewhere.

If you did order one and it arrived within a few days then that would be compelling evidence.
27314   RWSGFY   2023 Aug 15, 2:42pm  

charlie303 says

richwicks says


Trollhole says



ChatGDP.

Read the description. It is basically the instructions fed into ChatGDP:


No, how is it available in PAPERBACK? You can't get something published that fast. I don't care that it's written. You can write any bit of nonsense you like.



I guess you would have to order a copy and receive physical delivery. Just because a button exists on a web page doesn’t actually prove physical hard copies exist and are sitting in a warehouse somewhere.

If you did order one and it arrived within a few days then that would be compelling evidence.


Many books nowadays are printed on demand, literally one by one.
27315   charlie303   2023 Aug 15, 3:26pm  



Many books nowadays are printed on demand, literally one by one.





Amazon Books Make on Demand Virtual Tour - BadTube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KjPcw64Izg

Yes, it is now done. I stand corrected.
I guess a well prepared author or outfit would have many titles and works almost ready to go.
Some event happens, make up a pen name if needed, add a cover, bulk out the work with AI generated padding, upload to Amazon for paperback distribution and Kindle eBook and sit back and see if the money rolls in.

There are whole industries now related to ghost writing or creating Facebook advertising or YouTube channels or becoming Instagram influencers.
27316   Onvacation   2023 Aug 15, 3:54pm  

richwicks says

It's available in paperback. How is this possible?

AI
"ChatGPT write a scary book about the recent Maui fire blaming it on climate change."

From Amazon's reviews


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