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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,086,170 views  41,487 comments

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27259   Ceffer   2023 Aug 13, 11:20pm  

AND, back to our regularly scheduled Satanic atrocities.
27260   Ceffer   2023 Aug 13, 11:22pm  

How does a dog char like that? Put a hot dog in your microwave for eight minutes, look at it, and imagine it was sixteen minutes. Dog was probably toasted from the inside out first, not the outside in, and then got some outside charring to boot. I imagine the Red Cross will take human bodies that suffered a similar fate and make sure the attributions are falsified. Everybody is saying Lahaina is locked down very tight, they want no additional witnesses to take care of.

Will we see a distraction now to take the attention off of Lahaina and memory hole it?

I would bet that the International Criminal Consortium based in Switzerland, known as the CIA, has an entire division devoted to "DEW Redevelopment" strategies, and serves the WEF and the NWO, using the large corporations and rogue military elements to implement their plans. They also are probably now contracting out these services for Global corporations and investors. Maui is one of their pilot projects, lucky them. That Governor looked shook up good, like he was out of his depth and scared.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115607
27262   Ceffer   2023 Aug 13, 11:38pm  

Is Oprah scared by the tactics, DEWs etc. going too far into public consciousness and wants to burn down the evidence of her involvement in the child trafficking? She tried to push her way into Lahaina posing as some kind of charitable hero.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/50581
27266   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 12:15am  

To top it off, a neighbor said she ran into many women she knew who post-vax have been having terrible problems with their breast implants.

https://t.me/darkuniverse09/7636
27267   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 12:43am  

Those DEW fires just go so much better with a bit of tempest winds? Where could the winds come from? Distant hurricanes? There are always hurricanes SOMEWHERE.

https://t.me/darkuniverse09/7679
27268   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 12:55am  

Ceffer says


Those DEW fires just go so much better with a bit of tempest winds? Where could the winds come from? Distant hurricanes? There are always hurricanes SOMEWHERE.


HAARP was, supposedly, an attempt to detect missiles by using radio waves reflected off the ionosphere as a defense against nuclear weaponry deployed by Russia. Who knows if it worked or not? Who knows if this is true or not?

We cannot produce enough energy to DIRECTLY effect the weather. We can induce it to rain and snow using several chemicals, but we cannot change wind direction or cause something like a hurricane. The amount of energy released by a hurricane is like all the energy humanity uses in a year. It's crazy amounts. We MIGHT be able to cause an earthquake, possibly. A nuclear weapon might be able to make two plates slip.

There's real conspiracies, but some of them are out there just to make the people talking about conspiracies as nuts. HAARP is one of them. Not every conspiracy theory is true. No shame in being taken in by one of them, that's what they are DESIGNED to do, but eventually you run into somebody that has a little bit of knowledge about this, and dismantles it, and this has the effect of making you doubt everything else, OR thinking "they are part of it".

We are programmed from birth for a few things. 1) be humiliated when we make a mistake or are wrong - this prevents us from talking openly or making mistakes and learning from our mistakes. 2) humiliate people who we BELIEVE are wrong, denigrate them, this shuts them up, and prevents them from learning or FROM YOU LEARNING. There's been times I was CERTAIN I was absolutely 100% right, and was 100% wrong - I strongly believe in Climate Change at one point. 3) Believe in what are called experts, and believe that it's not possible that what is presented as experts, really are experts, and not propagandists, after all "not everybody could be lying". 4) believe we have free speech and open discussion. 5) believe the best and most noble of us rise to the top, not the worst in ethics and knowledge.
27270   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 10:34am  

Now, they are using the standard Intel tactic of fielding patsys for their capers. The more they are revealed, the more arrogant and fronting false veils over their activities. I think the 'shadowy group' might better be called the MIC DOD division of oligarch redevelopment. The standby deployment of the Red Cross (Swiss Masonic/Satanic spy organ harvesting, child kidnapping and logistics organization) with exclusive access has become the signatory of WEF/NWO involvement.

Maui is another field test to see the extent they can 'get away with it', Rollo Tomassi. If not fully disguised, then overt with the same Satanic Baphpomet arrogance they have deployed elsewhere in destroying our society. Pulling them out of the shadows is a beginning. We are into full blown ecoterrorism with earthquakes, floods, fires, and tsunamis dialed up on contract.

If Trump wants to be of service, he needs to find the trigger fingers for these DEW atrocities and execute them with extreme prejudice before they visit OUR suburbs.




The organized patterns above show they are pissing on Lahaina, like psychopaths pissing in snow and leaving their signature. The Satanic occult joy is to emblazon their symbology in full view, while nobody recognizes it.

Just like the local fire department was told to stand down when the fires first started.

Are they sterilizing Maui to become a Nazi/pedophile One World Order tropical redoubt for the oligarchs? Is Oprah the 'Chinatown' real estate front for buying everything up? When I was there, the Swiss tour guide kept pointing to all the stuff that 'Oprah' bought, including a small offshore island.
27271   RC2006   2023 Aug 14, 10:44am  

Speaking of Satanism have any of you ever read about Jack Parsons. Co founder of JPL
27272   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:19am  

The tab for monies sent to Ukraine is now around $900 per household in USA. Aren't you proud to be a contributor to the Globalist/CIA criminal enterprises and money laundromat in Ukraine, enriching the Biden, Pelosi and Romney crime families? I can't think of a better way to spend my surplus $900.

27273   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:24am  

What the FBI does best: identify, gather and destroy evidence of crimes. No microwaved bodies for independent pathologists to examine and pore over.

27274   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:29am  

Looks like another drugged and punch drunk UAF got self yeeted. Who needs the Russians when you have these great Western weapons?



https://twitter.com/i/status/1691048572320403456
27275   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:33am  

Now, if only they had robots you could terrorize and milk for adrenochrome.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1691051081596383232
27276   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:36am  

"Some Parts Of America Are Already On The Verge Of Being Ungovernable As Rampant Lawlessness Spreads Like Wildfire"
Well, BLM has to do SOMETHING while on political hiatus from Soros Bucks. This is how they train and hone their logistic skills with cell phones.
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=227583
"Dozens of lawless young thieves systematically looted the Nordstrom store at the Westfield Topanga mall, and they were able to get away with tens of thousands of dollars worth of merchandise…
Guess it is time to deploy electrified nets with bolos outside of the stores to capture the perps as they run away. Like they said, they always seem to have premium cars to pull this shit off, hows that happen for ghetto rats?


27277   Tenpoundbass   2023 Aug 14, 12:19pm  

Breitbart is compromised by Emperor Xi.


27278   Tenpoundbass   2023 Aug 14, 12:23pm  

It was removed!
Just in case there was any doubt Breitbart.
27279   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:12pm  

Let me peer into my 9/11 crystal ball to see how this scenario plays out. Already, area is restricted to Swiss Octagon Red Cross, FBI and some kind of reputed military (likely private mercenaries of Vanguard and Blackrock, masquerading as military authority but there to perform stalking and thugee activities for employers). They are already incinerating biologic remains, likely under cover of 'public health hazard' (meaning, nobody but our guys are allowed to analyze the microwaved remains). They will allow some kind of real or pseudo DNA tagging for the relatives of the survivors.
Area will be cordoned off, and FBI will meticulously remove and destroy any evidentiary matter. Crews will come in and rapidly haul off all the stuff to some sequestered and guarded dump site. All those doing the hauling will have non disclosure agreements, and might suffer a variety of physical and mental ailments afterwards.
A huge, bullying law firm will be deployed. All of those lawyers tasting blood will be forcibly dissuaded from any standard litigations, and they and their clients will be forced into a series of 'settlements', just like 9/11. No court proceedings involving 'discovery', witness testimonies, or juries will be allowed, except possibly some minor Potemkin matters. The solid blue Hawaii Soros fecal impaction judiciary will be on board, and any lawyers who do not comply will be threatened, mysteriously disappeared, suicided, disbarred, arrested, or just plain beaten up.
All of those pesky native landowners who claim physical and spiritual heritage to the land will be also browbeaten, bribed and threatened into handing over the goods.

The site will remain isolated and cordoned off for a while. It was discovered on 9/11 that the DEWs deployed did not have a predictable quenching half life i.e. the areas continued to have ongoing molecular disruptions for an unpredictable time after the fact. That is why the original foundations of the WTC buildings are 'memorial reflecting pools' rather than being built on. They could not depend on the stability of the DEW'd areas for new skyscrapers.

So, Lahaina (and maybe those other areas burned on Maui) will be observed for DEW quenching for future building projects. Then, watch, as snazzy high rises miraculously rise from the ashes, just like magic, monopolizing the beach fronts and the harbor! The wealthy will gain access only through high price purchases and rentals. Peasants and lookie loos need not apply. Hard scrabble natives wailing with tambourines will protest impotently into the future.

27280   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 4:24pm  

Ceffer says


The site will remain isolated and cordoned off for a while. It was discovered on 9/11 that the DEWs deployed did not have a predictable quenching half life i.e. the areas continued to have ongoing molecular disruptions for an unpredictable time after the fact. That is why the original foundations of the WTC buildings are 'memorial reflecting pools' rather than being built on. They could not depend on the stability of the DEW'd areas for new skyscrapers.


Nonsense. You don't know the FIRST thing about this technology, and you draw conclusions from it. We have lasers, we have focused microwaves (or masers), it's just RF energy focused in a tight beam. That's all an directed energy weapon is. You can start a fire with it, but destroy the WTC? No.
27281   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:26pm  

The 'Big Guy' actor didn't even ask if he was getting his ten percent from the Globalists?

27283   Bd6r   2023 Aug 14, 4:32pm  



27284   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:32pm  

A good Globalist Police Masonic soldier, doing the inspired Illuminati work!

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115683
27285   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:35pm  

The final toll will probably wind up being some symbolically significant Satanic sacrifice numerology. Moloch smiles. One should also look at the astrology of the fire's dates and times.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/104291
27286   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:41pm  

Oh, joy, ye corrupted blue voters and welfare hershey bar whores, because your master Satan has descended upon you and slated you for a guaranteed to fail green future and Holdomor redux. Satan's feet crunch over the blood and bones of his now useless idiots.

Hawaii has some vibrant agriculture, which they probably want to destroy.

27287   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:46pm  

"They can't do this to me. They told me I had first dibs on feasting on the corpses of the microwaved children! It just isn't fair after all my services to them."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34117
27288   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 4:49pm  

Nothing is wrong with the Biden Actor. He just doesn't have a teleprompter or an earpiece sending him his lines from CIA headquarters in Switzerland so fuckidall.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34127
27289   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 5:14pm  

L'il Red Cross money transportation and laundering scam for your viewing enjoyment, all in their sealed embossed boxes.





27291   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 5:22pm  



https://t.me/WeTheMedia/90609
27292   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 5:27pm  

Ceffer says

Nothing is wrong with the Biden Actor. He just doesn't have a teleprompter or an earpiece sending him his lines from CIA headquarters in Switzerland so fuckidall.


He just doesn't care. He's just a puppet. What does it matter what he thinks?

Maui looks like arson, probably is.
27293   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 7:05pm  

Gee, can't a High Masonic Illuminati Witch with programmed multiple personality disorder catch a break for her pack of lies any more? Which personality crafted the lies, by the way, maybe ten autographs are required at the book signings.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34140
27294   KgK one   2023 Aug 14, 8:36pm  



Who are two behind trump?
27295   HeadSet   2023 Aug 14, 8:48pm  

Now watch then stiff you on the tip.
27296   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 11:23pm  

So, you think the '650 large military plane loads of gold' rumor 'taken back' from the Vatican is fake news conspiracy theory? Taken back with an armed assault it appears and who knows what else they took.

Here is Trump himself telling people to watch the news program where Dr. Jan Halper-Hayes re-asserts the thesis. So, would Trump do that if it weren't true?

That's quite a nest egg out of reach of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC.



27297   richwicks   2023 Aug 14, 11:29pm  

Ceffer says

So, you think the '650 large military plane loads of gold' rumor 'taken back' from the Vatican is fake news conspiracy theory? Taken back with an armed assault it appears and who knows what else they took.

Here is Trump himself telling people to watch the news program where Dr. Jan Halper-Hayes re-asserts the thesis. So, would Trump do that if it weren't true?

That's quite a nest egg out of reach of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC.






It's just another screen shot. Where was this posted? Twitter? Trump isn't on Twitter.

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