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zzyzzx
2023 Oct 20, 10:53am
zzyzzx
2023 Oct 20, 10:53am
None of the refugees I've taken in will wear a mask or get vaccinated for COVID!!
My household is so diverse and vibrant right now. THE CULTURE on display is intoxicating. I'm the envy of white liberals everywhere. I'm walking around 24/7 with a massive bonk on underneath my Minion onesie. I feel so enriched. With all that said, things aren't exactly harmonious here. Perhaps it was a mistake to take in refugees from Israel and Palestine. They're not exactly getting along. Samer has accused Noah of encroaching upon his part of the house, which has been clearly sectioned off with a long piece of tape, and for what it's worth, Noah came running to me with a bloody nose shortly after and told me Samer had punched him. I don't know who to believe or who's side to take, all I know is I'm going broke with all these mouths to feed!
My long-time Ukrainian refugee house-pet Nykolai has also become shockingly racist towards our new house guests too. I never knew he harboured such awful, backwards beliefs!! "Get rid of zem or I vill." Nykolai grumbled menacingly at me over our evening bowls of borscht. My jaw dropped. I lunged for the spray bottle, but it was just out of reach. If this kind of behavior carries on, I'll have to think about rehoming him or getting him put down. I've put an ad up on Gumtree anyway, but so far no one's shown any interest. Ukrainians have just gone out of fashion, it seems.
The worst part of all of this though is that none of my new friends will get jabbed or wear mask around the house. I've TOLD them that I'm severely immunocompromised, and they either laughed in my face or straight up ignored me. It's like they don't even care about COVID or something!! I'm sure one of them has given me Long COVID. My stomach has been terrible for the past few days. Every few hours I shit my guts out. Thankfully all of this delicious, exotic, multicultural food I'm being introduced to every night is keeping my spirits up!
My household is so diverse and vibrant right now. THE CULTURE on display is intoxicating. I'm the envy of white liberals everywhere. I'm walking around 24/7 with a massive bonk on underneath my Minion onesie. I feel so enriched. With all that said, things aren't exactly harmonious here. Perhaps it was a mistake to take in refugees from Israel and Palestine. They're not exactly getting along. Samer has accused Noah of encroaching upon his part of the house, which has been clearly sectioned off with a long piece of tape, and for what it's worth, Noah came running to me with a bloody nose shortly after and told me Samer had punched him. I don't know who to believe or who's side to take, all I know is I'm going broke with all these mouths to feed!
My long-time Ukrainian refugee house-pet Nykolai has also become shockingly racist towards our new house guests too. I never knew he harboured such awful, backwards beliefs!! "Get rid of zem or I vill." Nykolai grumbled menacingly at me over our evening bowls of borscht. My jaw dropped. I lunged for the spray bottle, but it was just out of reach. If this kind of behavior carries on, I'll have to think about rehoming him or getting him put down. I've put an ad up on Gumtree anyway, but so far no one's shown any interest. Ukrainians have just gone out of fashion, it seems.
The worst part of all of this though is that none of my new friends will get jabbed or wear mask around the house. I've TOLD them that I'm severely immunocompromised, and they either laughed in my face or straight up ignored me. It's like they don't even care about COVID or something!! I'm sure one of them has given me Long COVID. My stomach has been terrible for the past few days. Every few hours I shit my guts out. Thankfully all of this delicious, exotic, multicultural food I'm being introduced to every night is keeping my spirits up!
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 11:56am
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 11:56am
Familial Crime Boss Romney spits out more AI generated non sequitur nonsense speak. They really don't care any more, they are teleprompter bots.
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47229
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47229
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 12:06pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 12:06pm
Biden Actor over and out pretty soon? What new beast slouches towards Bethlehem?
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Patrick
2023 Oct 20, 1:07pm
Patrick
2023 Oct 20, 1:07pm
HeadSet says
Only plebeian lives. That's a cost the elite is willing to bear!
Wars do not just cost money, they cost lives.
Only plebeian lives. That's a cost the elite is willing to bear!
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The_Deplorable
2023 Oct 20, 1:32pm
How can we "afford two wars" Yellen if we already lost the war in Ukraine? <==== Read this again.
Military defeats have consequences and Yellen seems to be oblivious to the fact.
Ceffer says
Military defeats have consequences and Yellen seems to be oblivious to the fact.
Ceffer says
https://twitter.com/joeymannarinous
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 2:04pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 2:04pm
Let me Guess with my Netflix Decoder ring. Immense Hirsute Black Lesbian Big Sister instead of Big Brother. Didn't I see that in a women's prison B movie somewhere?
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 2:31pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 2:31pm
It'll kill or maim you, of course, but Moloch is jonesing and we need the money laundered through Big Pharma. But if we do it with a big, reassuring happy face, you're sure to go along. We love nothing better than a beautiful Satanic Inversion publicity shot. Can you see our demons? They shine and gloat in the power of their deceptions in our eyes.
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 2:35pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 2:35pm
Needles double as quick lobotomy needles, too! Have your lobotomy and you vaccination in one quick appointment.
Too much mRNA is getting lost in the fatfucks' fat folds.
Too much mRNA is getting lost in the fatfucks' fat folds.
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PeopleUnited
2023 Oct 20, 8:18pm
PeopleUnited
2023 Oct 20, 8:18pm
Ceffer says
#winning? #hopium?
Trump cracks me up. Doing well with the gag order.
https://t.me/real_DonaldJTrump/16249
#winning? #hopium?
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 11:25pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 11:25pm
Obama was alleged to have personally participated in the wet work killing his various gay consorts around Chicago where he was quite active before his 'run'. There are unresolved serial killings from around that time. Is Obama going to be thrown under the bus with Biden Actor?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93502
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93502
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