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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,110 views  42,238 comments

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35258   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 12:09am  

Don't forget the account holder harvests.

35260   Onvacation   2024 Mar 30, 1:43pm  

richwicks says

Ceffer says

Did a white hat feed the VICE AI propaganda bot LSD?





No, it's just a fake screenshot - no such article exists.

Do you have a source to prove this satire is not true?
35261   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 2:01pm  

They'll get that demon portal open by hook or crook, or change the timelines so the WEF/NWO prevails!

35265   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 3:13pm  

Siemens already had implantable chips as early as 1984. They closed out the records so that apparently they could be used in people, likely without their knowledge or consent, and without industrial tracing. i would imagine unless there is an allergic reaction, a lot of people surreptitiously implanted wouldn't even know it. So, alien implants or Fourth Reich implants?


35271   Tenpoundbass   2024 Mar 30, 4:15pm  

Ceffer says

They'll get that demon portal open by hook or crook, or change the timelines so the WEF/NWO prevails!




This is about the same logic as thinking you can sacrifice a virgin on night the moon is full during the Winter Solstice to summons a demon.
In all of the fear mongering reporting, not one of those stories has explained the science on what supposed calamity will incur by firing up CERN during the solar eclipse. They are also worried that somehow the eclipse will compound the solar flares. I mean my sound money would be on betting that the Moon is one hell of an electromagnetic shield.
Even if the Particle accelerator's true intention was created to summons demons. As we all know the Fucking left is not only out of their ever living minds. They are incompetent as fuck and not a damn fucking thing they make or touch goes as according to plan. They are the manifestation of a Demonic force, no Steven Spielberg blue lights, fog, and analog synth music required.
35272   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 4:25pm  

Onvacation says

Do you have a source to prove this satire is not true?


There is literally no way to tell if something is satire or not at this point. That's what it means to be in clown world.



Is that real or not?

People who are like "this is OBVIOUSLY SATIRE" don't do much research to see the crazy that is posted by "reliable sources".
35273   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 4:33pm  

Ceffer says




Utter bullshit. The way an RFID chip works is you send a signal to it which just powers it, and it responds by emitting a signal. You've have to know which chip to activate for one, if it was addressable, you'd still have to power on all the chips in a region to just have data discarded, and the emission from it would have a hard time making it through 100 miles of atmosphere.

If you could do this, you wouldn't need GPS at all. Packages could never be lost. I knew a guy that worked on RFID chips running a company, and if this existed, his company wouldn't exist.
35274   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 4:35pm  

Imperial casualty of the Fourth Reich 9/11 false flag fraud. The Bush Nazis have to keep him in prison as a set piece for their Skull & Bones fictions.
Why would they want a trial where there might be discovery and real evidence presented in a court record with defense and opposition when a bill of attainder will do?

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6463
35276   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 6:04pm  

The high of the blood drug is what drives them.
35282   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:03pm  

Like the extended head dresses of the Pharaohs and ilk. Nazi Germany admitted that they had liaison with aliens which jump started their leaps ahead in tech and anti gravity experiments. Was it the Jesuits who made the introduction in exchange for favors? SS is reputedly based on Jesuits. Homo Capensis is a genetically manipulated and modified intermediate ruling class human with enhanced intellect and abilities? I'm beginning to think science fiction is more remote viewing than imaginative fiction.

35283   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:06pm  

Guess they aren't interested in the Bibi Moloch account holder re-harvest and loosh human sacrifices.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/37195
35285   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 7:16pm  

Ceffer says

Like the extended head dresses of the Pharaohs and ilk. Nazi Germany admitted that they had liaison with aliens which jump started their leaps ahead in tech and anti gravity experiments


Dude, if the Nazis made a deal with extraterrestrials, the 3rd Reich would be ruling the world. With our current technology it would have been TRIVIAL to take over the planet in 1940. Imagine how easy it would be to sink a battleship with a modern day cruise missile, or to drop a nuclear bomb on a city with an ICBM. WWII would be fought within a week and won.

Now extraterrestrials, what deal could you POSSIBLY make with them? And you'd have to win as well to pay out on the deal. What could we possibly provide them in exchange?

I always thought a fun science fiction premise would be that say, 150,000 years ago mankind established a few bases on the moon, and a cataclysm struck Earth destroying what was then a modern civilization on par or perhaps more advanced than our own, but the base survived and managed to become self sufficient over time, and developed. These descendants would be radically different from humans of today being raised in 1/6th gravity and going through evolution all that time, but they returned every now and then, but remained in the shadows.

That would be the most plausible explanation for extra-terrestrials. They might be able to get OFF the moon, but not return. Perhaps the diseases of Earth kept killing them, perhaps the Earth was too inhospitable to them after the cataclysm and people who attempted to returned quickly died in the chaos. You could have fun with it and drive the UFO nuts crazy with it because it's plausible.
35286   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:18pm  

"We are sad that we have not been able to demoralize the Republic on the way to destroying them with these histrionic, mentally ill persons, some put in charge in high places, but we thought it was worth another shot. It's in the Illuminati Card game, after all!"

https://t.me/Absolute1776/30197
35287   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:21pm  

The Mockingbird knee jerk AI chorus speaks like the howling demon voices in the possessed.

https://t.me/Absolute1776/30206

35288   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 7:44pm  

Ceffer says


The Mockingbird knee jerk AI chorus speaks like the howling demon voices in the possessed.




This is good news in that I never thought the right would realize the media is bullshit, but they realize it's bullshit now.

I am worried they will start to believe it again when a RINO Neocon asshole is made to play puppet for a few years. That will happen eventually.
35290   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 9:33pm  

Another honey trap. Aren't I the lucky fellow.

35291   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 10:26pm  

Shit. It looks like all three of them are from central casting CIA avatar school. Shouldn't 'donors' aka money launderers ask for their money back? That ain't no Billy, either.



https://t.me/drue86/53566

35292   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 10:29pm  



https://t.me/drue86/53573
35293   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 10:31pm  

We will know we have succeeded when everything you believe is a lie.

https://t.me/drue86/53574

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