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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,075,773 views  41,380 comments

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3615   WookieMan   2019 Nov 23, 11:52am  

Everyone is a political rival! I don't get this fucking argument. Even fellow Republicans are. Name just ONE person that isn't a political rival to the POTUS? Give me a name and I can tell you why they're a political rival. Remember words, $$$, ideas and thoughts all matter. This isn't fucking Sunday school. Jesus.
3616   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 11:59am  

marcus says


I heard from somebody who heard a phone call and told me that... = hearsay
I heard from somebody who heard from somebody who heard a phone call and told me that... = hearsay
I heard from somebody who heard from somebody who told me that, so I conjecture that such and such was the motive = super hearsay

None of it admissible in court.
3621   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 2:19pm  

BobD says
Roger Stone was in court, did they use hearsay to convict?


I'm referring to the Scampeachment. I did not follow the Stone trial.

Nice to see after years of bitching and spending millions on smears and investigations, they finally got something actionable on the guy who was known to be a political trickster for 50 years. Of course, the Judge was the notorious Amy Berman, a far left Obama appointee. But at least they got somebody after all the wailing and gnashing of the teeth!
3624   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 23, 2:47pm  

marcus says


Which crimes?
3625   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 2:54pm  

BobD says
Like the feeling of the kids who Jim Jordan looked the other way when they were being molested?



You mean the same Jim Jordan was completely vindicated from any wrong doing after an investigation?

And Kids? You mean adult male 18+ age competitive wrestlers?

"I was groped by a gay old fart, but my 19-year old college wrestling ass couldn't do anything about it, boo hoo"

I'm sorry you think Jim Jordan's job as coach is to regulate Gay attempted Pickups of Adult Male Wrestlers in their prime.
3644   Patrick   2019 Nov 23, 4:44pm  

"US voters are going to interfere in the 2020 election" is my favorite one.
3648   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 6:22pm  

marcus says
becasue he's a con

BECAUSE old habits are hard to break. BECAUSE we should learn from our mistakes. just BECAUSE!
3649   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 8:14pm  

BobD says
What I don't think is that
"gay attempted pickups" = molested


I'm sorry if I'm dubious that College, 18+ year old MEN who are on the WRESTLING team, can really be "molested" by a middle aged doctor.
3652   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 24, 5:16am  

marcus says
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Pesky truth. It's not easy making up enough bullshit to distract the people from seeing the truth. Okay, maybe with most right wing Trumptards, it's easy, but you know what I mean.


marcus says
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Right wing media programs you with what they know is lies. Really, this is a fact.

Let that sink in.


Marcus is repeating a rumor as truth, then saying its the right wing media that lies. This is intellectually as weak as it gets.

www.youtube.com/embed/9E4PKplRPlU

Admit your media sources are lying to you. At least be honest with that much.
3653   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 24, 5:23am  

marcus says


No, Ukraine themselves and the facts say Ukraine helped the democrats influence our elections.

Do you care about facts at all Marcus? Do you care that the Nunes story was made up? Do you care that this impeachment hearing is a huge fraud? Everyone but the most insane leftists can see this quite clearly.

Why do you think Trumps approval continues to rise?

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