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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,076,319 views  41,380 comments

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3664   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 24, 4:51pm  

BobD says
CBOEtrader says
Do you care that the Nunes story was made up?


And we know this because the lying POS Nunes said it was? Any other proof? He will have to testify under oath what he spent $68k on in Europe.

Further, did you see the look on Nunes face when Swalwell brought up the Nunes trip to Vienna? Priceless.

SAD


In the real world, a claim requires more than "I heard from some foreign spy that...".

Burden of proof is on the accuser. So, yes, I have no first hand info on this and cant prove it's made up. However, until there is actual evidence (which there isnt), it is BY FAR the safe assumption that this has been made up just like the entire russian conspiracy theory https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/21/politics/fbi-fisa-russia-investigation/index.html
3665   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 5:31pm  

BobD says
WookieMan says
You're splitting hairs here trying to make a point about who the hell knows what....
says
WookieMan says
Not only are the Dems bad at memes, they are AWFUL with photoshop or any other editing software.



That was the start of it. Just pointing out how you enjoy movies that are primarily edited by dems. Memory refreshed?

Reading is a skill.... You're clearly a troll. Check out the bold above. Never did I mention video editing. You went there as you didn't know how to respond. Sorry I played the game of replying and even let you think you had something there. You didn't. Enjoy.

I'm not a dipshit (Republican or Democrat). Not sure the same can be said about......
3674   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 25, 12:18am  

BobD says


He already discovered falsified FISA reports to justify the russian conspiracy coup. Using the mechanisms of our govt powers for treasonous purposes isnt a big deal to you?
3675   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 4:23am  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Never did I mention video editing.


Yes, you were not specific. If you meant only photo editing software you could have said that. But you didn't. Is premier pro, Avid and final cut X not editing software? You did say any other which does not exclude video editing software. Sorry that I didn't understand that when you say any other editing software you mean any other photo editing software. My Bad

Hmmm.... still splitting hairs I see. Thought it was clear I mentioned memes (photos....) and the pretty obvious PHOTO editing software PHOTOshop. Sorry I didn't mention Lightroom and the millions of other PHOTO editing software, was not necessary though. I have the full Adobe creative suite myself. If I was talking video I would have mentioned Premier as my editing software. Or if talking about audio would have brought up Audition. Sorry, I was unaware of the requirement to mention multiple editing software that I don't use.

So again, not sure where I said video. I'm sure I've mentioned video in other threads, so you may want to copy something from another thread and post it here like with the Stars Wars thing being a Sci-Fi movie that had zero humor in your world (which is fine). Whether it's a good movie was already discussed in that thread you swiped a completely non-relevant comment in my past to what we were actually talking about.
3676   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 25, 5:43am  

BobD says
It's only a big deal if it happened. I'm guessing that it didn't happen, at least not in the way you imagine it happened.


What I imagine is irrelevant. The FBI agent is under investigation, or do you disagree w the only available actual facts cause

BobD says
That's not what CNN reported


At least we know who your master is
3677   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 8:41am  

marcus says


That's what the Left has been banking on. And they've been proved wrong again and again.
Now it's time for the Barr Tab!
3678   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 8:57am  

BobD says
CBOEtrader says
What I imagine is irrelevant. The FBI agent is under investigation, or do you disagree w the only available actual facts cause

BobD says
That's not what CNN reported


At least we know who your master is


I only use CNN as a source because I know how many dislike it here. Didn't I included national review? I did that because they were honest and pointed out how CNN got the scoop first

CBOE, I'm falling for it myself, but it's clearly trolling at this point. Best to just ignore it.
3679   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:14am  

BobD says
You didn't, you said any editing software you do realize what any means?

With regards to memes..... ugh.. the word memes came before the word any. Are memes photographs, generally with text on them, edited in photoshop or like kind software? I hope you're smart enough to not edit photos in Premier pro or similar software. Much quicker in Photoshop, Lightroom, hell even Preview on a mac in like 5 seconds to make all these memes.

You know the answer, although maybe not. You're falling into a bottomless pit. Try to find another word that makes you "right" in what I've posted and get back to me. I have all day. #failx10
3680   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:25am  

marcus says

The POTUS doesn't do any of the things listed on those signs. People need to wake up. If you have fear because Trump is POTUS, there are larger issues mentally. And if you have hope because of Obama, you again have bigger problems. You control your own destiny. Not some politician.
3681   Patrick   2019 Nov 25, 9:41am  

The Left these days is a textbook example of projection.

They cry racism because they themselves are virulently racist.

They cry violence when they are the ones committing violence.

They cry hatred while literally shaking with hatred.

The Right is a paragon of calm reasonable toleration by comparison.
3682   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:59am  

BobD says
There are many editing softwares, if you meant only photo editing all you had to do was included the word photo but you didn't.

Amazing. No mention of the word video.... for like the 5th time. The horse you picked on this is dead, you can stop beating it.

You're the guy that wants to make an argument where none exists. I talk about gas milage of a Toyota (memes/photos) and you're talking about the fuel efficiency of a Boeing 737 (video). My point was as clear as can be if you know what a meme is. Either you don't know what a meme is or you're intentionally trolling.... those are the two options.
3683   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 10:10am  

marcus says
Patrick says
They cry violence when they are the ones committing violence


Sure. Let's compare the number of domestic deaths that can be tied to Trumpism, to those caused by leftists. Violence is not defined only by when some Antifa idiot shoves someone.

How do you even go about that? I'd love to see the data, sources, etc. on where you can get this type of info. I personally don't think it's possible, or at least to be accurate with the data. I'm not convinced either side is more violent than the other, it's the reporting that is more one sided.
3684   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 10:12am  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Either you don't know what a meme is or you're intentionally trolling.... those are the two options.


We are all free to our options.

🙄
3685   socal2   2019 Nov 25, 10:13am  

marcus says
IF it's not racism why else would you possibly tolerate Trump ?


Because we see the clown-show the Donks are running for President and realize they are all totally fucking bonkers.

Geesh - is this really so hard Marcus?
3686   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 11:13am  

Am Ben Right?
3687   socal2   2019 Nov 25, 11:16am  

jazz_music says
What we are you speaking for???


I am speaking for Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians and Moderate who are the majority of the country.
https://news.gallup.com/poll/245813/leans-conservative-liberals-keep-recent-gains.aspx

We are not prepared to hand over the presidency to crazies like Sanders and Warren because Orange Man tweets mean things.

I suspect there are some 2016 Trump supporters who may not vote for him in 2020, but I think they will be eclipsed by folks like me who didn't vote for Trump in 2016, but will enthusiastically vote for him in 2020 because the Democrats have moved so far to the crazy left.
3688   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 25, 11:50am  

Perfect dem candidate these days is transgender feminist who hates whites and wants globalization.

jazz_music says
socal2 says
Because we see the clown-show the Donks are running for President and realize they are all totally fucking bonkers.
What we are you speaking for???

Trump is so corrupt and so incompetent that everybody who can afford to run thinks they can beat him.

Why is that so hard FOR YOU to see?

3689   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 11:57am  

jazz_music says
Trump is so corrupt and so incompetent that everybody who can afford to run thinks they can beat him.

So which candidate will you vote for?

Tulsi and then Trump for me, unless some other viable candidate comes along.
3691   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 12:01pm  

marcus says
pathologically constantly dishonest President

Still waiting for the biggest baddest, not hyperbole, bold face lie you heard from Trump.
3694   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 2:44pm  

BobD says
I've already done this and turns out he lied.

Of course he did. It's what politicians do.

Remind us of the biggest, baddest, not hyperbole, lie you think Trump made?
3696   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 3:24pm  

Meanwhile back the DNC
3697   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 6:38pm  

Here's one of those deep state conspiracies. The pancake theory of how the Twin Towers fell:

Either the corrupt old system is fighting for its life against Trump or Trump is just a paid actor for the system. You can't really say the system is not corrupt after all the "conspiracy theories" we have been through for the last century.

I Hope Trump really is for truth, justice, and the American way.
3699   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 26, 8:55am  

Ever play Jenga?
Why does the whole damn tower collapse (downward) just because the top 1/4 of the structure falls?

Onvacation says
3701   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 26, 12:35pm  

marcus says


People on medicare should be the first to reject medicare for all.

Seniors pay into the Medicare system their entire working lives. Medicare "for all" would be guaranteed to dilute the value these seniors are getting from their lifetime of payments.

Marcus, as an ex cboe trader yourself, you know the internal eyerolling you do when you hear ignorant traders discuss volatility? Dont be that guy
3702   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 12:51pm  

marcus says

Attempted to stop illegal immigration.
Got us out of the Paris climate change agreement.
Beat Hillary.

The third one alone was worth voting for a reality show actor.
3703   HeadSet   2019 Nov 26, 12:53pm  

marcus says


Seriously, you want to blame California's tent cities on Trump? What is next, blame sanctuary cities on Republicans?

By the way, it is not just record stock prices, it is record low employment as well.

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