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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,524,041 views  37,197 comments

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36762   Ceffer   2024 May 8, 1:16am  

ANOTHER blackmailed, corrupt, bribed judge vs. Trump. Who do you think is gonna win that one? One more useful idiot knocked off the chess board.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/100571
36763   Ceffer   2024 May 8, 1:19am  

And those were the nice letters...

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/100576
36764   Ceffer   2024 May 8, 1:22am  

So, Putin takes an oath of office whereas the bulk of our politicians, congress critters, governers, mayors etc. have no verifiable evidence that they have a notarized oath of office.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/100590
36765   Ceffer   2024 May 8, 10:31am  

She's probably strutting around in skin suit made of Victoria Nuland's remains.

https://t.me/drue86/54529

36767   Ceffer   2024 May 8, 9:52pm  

The Great Decortication and Lobotomy Project proceeds apace. "When everything they believe is a lie, and they are too fucking stupid and uneducated to know the difference, we will know we have succeeded. We can winnow and whittle their numbers down and have our pick of the decerebrate slave herd for our tasks."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/65945
36768   Ceffer   2024 May 8, 10:02pm  

Another false flag to allow a premise for gang stalking Congress to destroy the First Amendment? Create the problem, observe the reaction, control the 'solution'? The solution in this instance being the destruction of the Constitution? NOT a good look. Club of Rome: destroy the American middle class and the Constitution.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/65964
36769   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 11:32am  

Like, DUHHHHHHHH! I guess better late than never to make out the Decepticons in the fog.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/66014
36771   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:46pm  

Yeah, what's Jordan going to do, refer it to the DOJ, Yuck, Yuck! Maybe just use it for political contribution beauty shots.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47780
36772   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:50pm  

He was the one doing all the fake witch hunting while Mueller was dousing fifths and passing out in a back room. I remember AF describing some intricate series of cagey 'legal moves' that were taking place that would skewer Trump. AF was all bogus fantasy in that regard.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47781
36773   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:56pm  

Chees, looks like they pulled that prosecutor from a cigar chomping Dyes on Bikes parade, LOL! Onward and upward with the porno garbanzo distraction. "Trump loved it when I trapezed nude over him and urinated on him. Trump was into scat, too, a real total sleaze bag. Really, really. When do I pick up my next check?"

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47794

36774   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:58pm  

"Really, judge, it was just a little 'evidence massaging', not 'evidence tampering'. We used election site printing presses for perfect ersatz authenticity."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47795
36775   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:42pm  

I hate these when they don't even tell you who in the courtroom she blew.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47808
36776   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:46pm  

Well, the Bible does seem to be an endless series of unhappy endings and smiteings. And then, there are those aliens and dracos breeding humans for whatever.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47817
36777   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:49pm  

I don't know. Mention "Zaps Internet Catalogue" and they come to attention like a herd of tipping goats.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47818
36778   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:51pm  

Stormy nails Trump's defense attorney in the forehead with an oversize black vibrator she keeps in her purse.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47820
36779   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:53pm  

"Mistrial? Are you kidding? I keep an internet applause meter under the bench, and every time it goes up, my mysterious crowd funding sources ramp up to tilt. Besides, Stormy has promised to autograph my collection of butt plugs."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47821
36780   Onvacation   2024 May 9, 8:59pm  

Young black kid from the Bronx seeing computer for first time!
36782   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:31pm  

Next time they are in urgent need of a human sacrifice like 9/11 on one of their critical astrologic dates, all they have to do is drop it. No more cumbersome explosives or tedious pre-planning.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/16199
36783   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:33pm  

Guess you just elected yourself for the next account harvesting and blood sacrifice.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/16200
36784   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:36pm  

The Hegelian Uniside smiles.

36787   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:39pm  

That crack cocaine goes really well with the pizza.

36788   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:40pm  

Why do they have all that predictive programming for Alzheimer's? Umm, I forget.

36790   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:47pm  

Man, the memes are molten today!

36796   Blue   2024 May 10, 5:05pm  

Ceffer says

The Hegelian Uniside smiles.



Chickens supporting KFC!
36797   Onvacation   2024 May 10, 5:22pm  

Good one, for those of you ignoring Ceffer.
Ceffer says




36798   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:52pm  

No reason to designate a whole lane for them on the freeway because they have already demonstrated they don't know how to stay in their lane.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47826
36799   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:54pm  

Euthanasia described as virtue signaling therapy! Pfizer says "Perfect". Ramp up the drug assembly lines, and don't forget the allocations and preferred stock for Congress.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47827
36800   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:55pm  

I've gone from being a paranoid cynic to a conspiracy theorist to a mild mannered reporter. Memes are transformative.

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