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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,077,799 views 41,384 comments
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Dec 10, 5:25pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Dec 10, 5:25pm
Evidence means shit that isn't hearsay or opinion.
8000 pages of bullshit still ain't evidence.
Where are the Quid Pro Quo Bribery Impeachment Charges? Guess there wasn't even enough bullshit, much less evidence, to push that nonsense.
8000 pages of bullshit still ain't evidence.
Where are the Quid Pro Quo Bribery Impeachment Charges? Guess there wasn't even enough bullshit, much less evidence, to push that nonsense.
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Onvacation
2019 Dec 10, 6:17pm
Onvacation
2019 Dec 10, 6:17pm
marcus says
Just teasing you @marcus
As a programmer typos jump out at me like bugs in the code. BecaSue is an author of children's books.
causeJust one more syllable and you got it! I know you can do it! Just BECAUSE!
Just teasing you @marcus
As a programmer typos jump out at me like bugs in the code. BecaSue is an author of children's books.
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CBOEtrader
2019 Dec 10, 8:09pm
CBOEtrader
2019 Dec 10, 8:09pm
marcus says
You dont care about facts. You care about your narrative, which is a lie.
Find a point I've made, and ask me to show you the evidence (not a problem for me). Try to do the same, or admit your opinions are factless.
@CBOE, if you can' t keep up with current events, or if you only watch right wing media, that's your problem. This is the information age dude.
You dont care about facts. You care about your narrative, which is a lie.
Find a point I've made, and ask me to show you the evidence (not a problem for me). Try to do the same, or admit your opinions are factless.
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CBOEtrader
2019 Dec 10, 8:26pm
CBOEtrader
2019 Dec 10, 8:26pm
marcus says
Still waiting for that lie.
Oh, and no thanks. I like girls.
CBOEtrader saysYou dont care about facts. You care about your narrative, which is a lie.
Why should I even respond to a guy that pulled this same crap with me about Trump's lies.
CBOE: "Just give me one example of a Trump lie, we all know you can't."
Fuck you.
Still waiting for that lie.
Oh, and no thanks. I like girls.
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Patrick
2019 Dec 11, 7:41am
Patrick
2019 Dec 11, 7:41am
https://babylonbee.com/news/house-dems-announce-trump-will-win-2020-election
WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020.
"We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are."
"I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years."
Some questioned if this was the best strategy, but Democrats pointed out that with four more years of Trump, they will be able to generate far more outrage than if they took back the White House. "It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."
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