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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,150,619 views  42,297 comments

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4226   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 25, 4:23pm  

Wow really? "ALL" the people out there wearing MAGA hats? Like where? Who? When?
You mean a Trump Rally where the Secret Service agents are the only law enforcement in America that will protect Patriots freedom of speech against the Rabid Radical Marxist Violent Antifa?
People get busted in the head for wearing that hat, because of the people who made that propaganda hit piece, that you're passing off as a Meme.
Meme's represent the truth. You're spreading a lie, therefore you don't know Fuckall about Shit, and you're nothing but a Commie Schill spreading Propaganda.
4227   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 25, 4:23pm  

This is a Meme
4228   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 25, 4:27pm  

I head a good one the other day from a friend who is an independent. He's not a Trump supporter and he thinks the Democrats are Commie Idiots. But he thinks Trump is doing one big episode of the Apprentice.

His Joke.

A Rabi and a Priest saw two young boys playing in an open field, the Priest said. "Let's go Fuck them!" The Rabi said "Out of what?"
4229   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 25, 4:29pm  

marcus says


Perhaps, though I hate when they clip Tweets without dates. Yes Trump can be inconsistent in his message sometimes.
4230   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 25, 4:31pm  

Mueller was a bust that's a Narrative.

marcus says
4231   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Dec 25, 5:50pm  

It hasn’t though.

Every time I see a left meme it’s just stupid. There were like 2 that were funny.

I think left meme guys got mental issues and really should let someone else create memes.

marcus says
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Fortwaynemobile says
left can’t meme


What you don't seem to understand is that if it triggers you, it means the left CAN meme.


FYI, something about Michelle having a dick or all democrats supposedly believing how awesome it would be if everyone was gay or trans, doesn't trigger me in the slightest. But then it doesn't make me want to point out how bad your memes are either. I understand the way your group does its circle jerk.
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4233   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 26, 8:38am  

"Merry Christmas and a very happy, happy New Year."

President Trump & First Lady Melania Trump's 2019 #Christmas Message. #MerryChristmas #ChristmasMorning pic.twitter.com/Ounduy8H2D

— The Hill (@thehill) December 25, 2019
4234   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 26, 11:37am  

Miley cyrus?
4235   WookieMan   2019 Dec 26, 12:22pm  

marcus says
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Huh? 44% of Americans don't even pay federal taxes. That certainly means poor people pay NOTHING. Not a good meme.

Reality is that we do have to raise taxes on that 44% if we want to get rid of the deficits and debt. They need to step up. Hard to look a lot people in the face when I'm paying almost $30k/yr in federal taxes knowing there's a coin flip chance the person I'm talking to doesn't contribute to everything I'm paying for that they get to use. There should be a flat tax that's paid no matter what if you make income before being able to use the standard deduction.

Basically if you make income, you should be putting in at least $200-$500/yr in taxes.
4236   WookieMan   2019 Dec 26, 2:41pm  

marcus says
Thats a common misnomer. THey pay their so called payroll taxes (social securtiy and medicare)

Nope. The employer is paying both sides. We'll likely not agree on this, but it's true. The money never hits the employees hands. It's a cost of doing business to the employer. Pay is adjusted accounting for this. I also said Federal taxes. Never mentioned SS or medicare, so not sure why that was brought up. Increasing federal taxes for all would solve a lot of problems. 44% aren't putting $$$ into this main fund. That's a problem as someone paying 5 figures in just federal taxes.

marcus says
Besides, the specifics are beside the point of the cartoon - which is that those assholes aren't working for your best interest. But you know, they believe in Jesus and pary, so they must be good people.

And the Dems are no different. You think Hillary Clinton would have given one ounce of thought to the common, middle class person? Religion has nothing to do with. I hate religion, but it's a weak way to argue that Republicans are bad. Bringing religion into a debate about taxes and deficits is a boneheaded meme.

marcus says
a decent level of pay that people can afford to live on, before you talk about them paying higher federal income taxes.

How about we stop preventing people from getting ANY income with minimum wage laws and they're then reliant on welfare? That's where we're at. I'd argue it would be better to employ two people (learning some sort of skill in the process) for $7/hr compared to $15/hour for one. There's actually not much of an argument against this. The problem is healthcare and real estate (rent) are inflated industries propped by the system you want to take more money from me or the guy paying $200k in federal taxes.

marcus says
I don't see how this is different than some wealthy guy who pays 200k in taxes, saying you need to pay more.

I hope you're joking? Seriously? $0 to $30k/yr isn't a difference in tax payments? I'm making the point that damn near half the country is putting in $0 ZERO. Of the 44%, a good chunk might spend money in the economy, but they're likely a net negative. They COST us money. If you're not disabled or nuts, you should be fucking contributing. There's no excuse. That's my point.
4245   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 26, 4:54pm  

Liberals be like

4251   Onvacation   2019 Dec 26, 8:13pm  

marcus says
Republicans don't want to actually try the case, and they have already said in advance Trump will be acquitted.

How unfair of democrats to want evidence that the White House blocked from being considered by the House hearings to actually be considered in the trial.

Trump will be acquitted BECAUSE he didn't do anything but try to uncover corruption. Nancy doesn't want the senate to call witnesses and present evidence.
4252   Onvacation   2019 Dec 26, 8:15pm  

marcus says

Yeah, the democrats are such cheaters.

Cheaters would imply that they only broke some rules. The Democrats are criminals who broke laws.
4253   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 26, 8:52pm  

marcus says
Republicans don't want to actually try the case, and they have already said in advance Trump will be acquitted.


When evidence is flawed or lacking, throwing a case out is appropriate.

marcus says
How unfair of democrats to want evidence that the White House blocked from being considered by the House hearings to actually be considered in the trial.


You do know judges rule on disagreements like this right? Obama, Trump, and every president before has used executive privilege. Orange man bad though, I know.

marcus says
Yeah, the democrats are such cheaters.


This jam job is an obvious fraud, which cant hold up in court or the senate or to any reasonable thought. Cheaters? Nah. They are allowed by the rules to waste everyone's time w this fraud. It's just bad decision making and the US voter has taken notice.

Trump slaughter in 2020 all but guaranteed at this point. Marcus, you want to make a bet on 2020 POTUS election? I bet Trump will win, barring any Arkancide events.
4261   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Dec 27, 10:26am  

marcus says
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I wonder why gun and ammunition sales go through the roof when Obama was elected.


Because everyone was afraid of pending gun restrictions.

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