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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,144,464 views  42,229 comments

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4604   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 7:52am  

marcus says
We are the laughing stock of the world.

Speak for yourself.

Who cares what people in shitholistan think.
4605   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 23, 8:09am  

What's the truth, I'm confused?

"We had a new government in the Gambia Of Europe, let's vet them for corruption before we turn over the aid money"

Now, for the Obama Administration, that wasn't an issue, especially since they were colluding with the old government for dirt on political opponents.

Also, even IF it had been "You get the aid when you do X for the USA"... it's still NOT quid pro quo, since

1. That's a routine norm throughout all human history (IE You get this subsidy as long as you fight King Louis, or "You vote with us at the UN")
2. It's for the United States, not for Donald Trump personally.
2b. The Dems don't have a shred of evidence of the above
3. The only personal quid pro quo involving Ukraine was Biden threatening Porky to fire a prosecutor looking into his Son's Company or he'd hold back Aid. That's actually self-admitted by Joe Biden himself.
4606   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 8:16am  

marcus says

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DISINGENUOUS BULSHIT.

Triggered, aren't we.
4607   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 8:17am  

marcus says
someone that is an off the charts hate filled scumbag could tolerate that cringe inducing moronic buffoon being President.

Projecting.
4608   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 23, 8:18am  

Onvacation says
marcus says

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DISINGENUOUS BULSHIT.

Triggered, aren't we.


This was his reaction to "Everyone deserves due process"
4609   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 8:19am  

CBOEtrader says
Marcus, I feel for you. You've totally lost it. TDS cant go any higher. Seek immediate help

Second this. What makes some people so hateful?
4610   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 23, 8:23am  

The Democrat House would not give us lawyers, or not one witness, but now demand that the Republican Senate produce the witnesses that the House never sought, or even asked for? They had their chance, but pretended to rush. Most unfair & corrupt hearing in Congressional history!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2020
4614   Onvacation   2020 Jan 24, 6:39am  

marcus says
:

TDS knows no reality.
4615   HeadSet   2020 Jan 24, 6:58am  

About the recent Richmond, VA, 1st Amendment rally:

4618   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 24, 11:36am  

marcus says


Marcus if you love your healthcare so much please feel free to send me $3,000 a month. I'll give you the same coverage.
You pay me premiums, and I'll even let you use any Doctor you want. When they send me the bill, I'll just forward it to you.
BUT! If you miss a premium payment, I'm sorry but I'll have to cut you off the plan and let you pay the Doctor bill directly rather than getting from me a few months later.
4619   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 24, 11:50am  

It's like Jonathan haidt observed. The left neither understands nor empathizes with the right, but the right is capable of both for the left.

Sad.
4625   Onvacation   2020 Jan 24, 6:48pm  

Tenpoundbass says

"BUT YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!"
4627   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 24, 8:35pm  

Onvacation says
"BUT YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!"


As weird as it may sound. I hate the self loathing White Liberals, just as much as they hate their race.
So yes this meme is not only true it's a Paradox.
4628   HeadSet   2020 Jan 24, 9:25pm  

So "White Male" is a bigger crime than "black mail."
4629   Bd6r   2020 Jan 25, 7:44am  

Is it true that wall would cost less than a website? @Tenpoundbass, have you sen the numbers? It would be a fantastic talking point if it was true, as opposed to being a rumor on internets.
4630   porkchopXpress   2020 Jan 25, 8:24am  

This is the "Marcus TDS-therapy" thread
4631   porkchopXpress   2020 Jan 25, 8:25am  

HeadSet says
So "White Male" is a bigger crime than "black mail."
We might as well call it "WhiteJack"
4632   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 25, 8:59am  

rd6B says
Is it true that wall would cost less than a website? @Tenpoundbass, have you sen the numbers? It would be a fantastic talking point if it was true, as opposed to being a rumor on internets.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HealthCare.gov#Statistics

Estimates for healthcare.gov website is a few billion. It's a stupid high number for a website, ofc, but less than $60 billion to build the full southern wall.

https://www.cato.org/blog/cost-border-wall-keeps-climbing-its-becoming-less-wall
4633   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 25, 10:12am  

So far only 1.8 billion has been spent on the wall. The rest of the funds has been tied up in Obama Judge courts.

While 2.4 billion was spent on Obamacare, and that figure doesn't include the do over. The Do Over was never reported.
4636   Patrick   2020 Jan 25, 6:26pm  

Lol, you can't seriously think that the Democrats have anything at all other than "Trumped" up (heh) charges based on nothing.

BTW, why is Biden not being prosecuted for using his office to place his son in a high-paying job in a foreign country and eliminating the investigation of that company's corruption?
4637   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 25, 6:36pm  

I still don't know what the hell Trump did that he's being impeached for. Honestly.
4638   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Jan 25, 7:44pm  

He asked for Biden to be investigated that kickback Hunter Biden got.

Stirred the hive there.

NoCoupForYou says
I still don't know what the hell Trump did that he's being impeached for. Honestly.
4639   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 25, 8:18pm  

marcus says
I would ask why are republicans so opposed to seeing the democrats evidence ?


They've already made their case. There is no evidence.marcus says
Illegally holding back Congressional granted military aide, in return for an announcement that Ukraine would be investigating Biden.


Zero evidence suggests this happened.
4640   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 25, 9:10pm  

marcus says


Illegally holding back Congressional granted military aide, in return for an announcement that Ukraine would be investigating Biden.

That's it in a nutshell.


The charge is "Abuse of Power". A meaningless term.

That the President has the power to withhold military aid while recipient countries are vetted for unspecified concerns, is in the US Code. Explicit Presidential power, and granted by Congress no less. I've posted the text at least twice on this board. So that certainly can't be it.

Also, what's coming out now is all the Closed Door Testimony, much of which is favorable to Trump, that Schiff didn't leak to the Press for that reason.
4641   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 26, 4:56am  

Yeah the D case has been thoroughly thrashed as factless. The narrative has been revealed as purposefully misleading, w hand selected opinions of a tiny minority of activists who hate trump.

Literally zero evidence against trump.

The case against biden and the obama admin is starting to build though. Who knows, maybe this will get interesting
4642   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 26, 10:32am  

Fartwell begged the general public for audio-video "Evidence" today... after the opening arguments by the House Persecutors. Little late for that, eh?

There's no Quid in Quid Pro Quo, or Quo either, since Zelinsky didn't know the aid was delayed and it wasn't mentioned on the call.

All kinds of shit coming out now, a lot of the testimony behind closed doors was damned exculpatory of Trump, including lots of admissions that the hostile witnesses were simply guessing at motives (Democrat Psychic Mind-reading; see above), and that sky high corruption in Ukraine was a concern, and a new President taking office doesn't instantly disappear all corruption in the country.

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