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HeadSet
2020 Feb 11, 7:56am
HeadSet
2020 Feb 11, 7:56am
If you really want to compare the Impeachment to legal terms:
"Impeachment" means the President was charged.
"Acquittal" means he was found not guilty.
Mystery though, is that unlike Clinton, Trump was not charged with any actual crimes. Nebulous partisan crap like "Abuse of Power" and "Obstruction of Congress" was all the Dems had.
"Impeachment" means the President was charged.
"Acquittal" means he was found not guilty.
Mystery though, is that unlike Clinton, Trump was not charged with any actual crimes. Nebulous partisan crap like "Abuse of Power" and "Obstruction of Congress" was all the Dems had.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 12:47pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 12:47pm
jazz_music says
The Democrats won't survive this election. The DNC will cheat Bernie bad, or Bernie will nomination : Either way Trump 2020.
Trump changed America Permanently. Obama is now too far right for Democrats.
www.youtube.com/embed/7NjdR_xxYB0
So for now we are fucked. After we ditch Trump, and as a direct result, we may be in better shape than ever to kill the cancer the Republican party has been on our country. But we still have to force the Democrats to start standing what the things they have been advertising all along instead of merely the lighter, more secretive version of corporatism.
The Democrats won't survive this election. The DNC will cheat Bernie bad, or Bernie will nomination : Either way Trump 2020.
Trump changed America Permanently. Obama is now too far right for Democrats.
www.youtube.com/embed/7NjdR_xxYB0
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WookieMan
2020 Feb 11, 12:53pm
WookieMan
2020 Feb 11, 12:53pm
Patrick, don't take this as a knock on the site, but this thread has turned into a dumpster fire.... jesus. Everyone does realize no minds are going to be changed? I kind of thought the point of the thread was political humor. Post something humorous. We can agree or disagree if it's funny. This has now officially (more so than the past comments) become a divisive party line "I'm better than you, and you suck" thread.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 12:56pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 12:56pm
WookieMan says
@Patrick, why not a 24 hour maximum 5-post limit in this thread?
That way when somebody goes on a freakout or rage-filled bender, it doesn't end up with endless unfunny memes. And then I don't feel obligated to respond tit-for-tat. hahaha
Patrick, don't take this as a knock on the site, but this thread has turned into a dumpster fire.... jesus. Everyone does realize no minds are going to be changed? I kind of thought the point of the thread was political humor. Post something humorous. We can agree or disagree if it's funny. This has now officially (more so than the past comments) become a divisive party line "I'm better than you, and you suck" thread.
@Patrick, why not a 24 hour maximum 5-post limit in this thread?
That way when somebody goes on a freakout or rage-filled bender, it doesn't end up with endless unfunny memes. And then I don't feel obligated to respond tit-for-tat. hahaha
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Bd6r
2020 Feb 11, 12:59pm
Bd6r
2020 Feb 11, 12:59pm
NoCoupForYou says
bad idea, I think. Let people live out their TDS and/or love for Orange Jesus. Don't like thread, don't look at it.
why not a 24 hour maximum 5-post limit in this thread?
bad idea, I think. Let people live out their TDS and/or love for Orange Jesus. Don't like thread, don't look at it.
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Bd6r
2020 Feb 11, 1:15pm
Bd6r
2020 Feb 11, 1:15pm
jazz_music says
We will have one billionaire pitted against another...pivotal to see if Mr Shorty 0.5 oz soda or Orange man bad will win...
Tha coming election better be pivotal for all of us.
We will have one billionaire pitted against another...pivotal to see if Mr Shorty 0.5 oz soda or Orange man bad will win...
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WookieMan
2020 Feb 11, 1:41pm
WookieMan
2020 Feb 11, 1:41pm
jazz_music says
I don't always agree with TPB. I may be stepping out of bounds site rules wise, but I sometimes think he's a bit looney. BUT, he also has valid opinions that most the time are reasonable, if not correct. And if/when I disagree, I'll ask a question. Same with Marcus. Same with you (which I think I'm on your ignore list).
Discourse can be tense but also polite. You will receive what you put out. If you act a fool that's how people will treat you. This thread has devolved into foolishness.
WookieMan saysThis has now officially (more so than the past comments) become a divisive party line "I'm better than you, and you suck" thread.TPBs paedophelia comment to all liberals was certainly a blast from left field, eh? BTW Which I steered clear of because comments are only a problem if the recipient refuses to be stomped on.
I don't always agree with TPB. I may be stepping out of bounds site rules wise, but I sometimes think he's a bit looney. BUT, he also has valid opinions that most the time are reasonable, if not correct. And if/when I disagree, I'll ask a question. Same with Marcus. Same with you (which I think I'm on your ignore list).
Discourse can be tense but also polite. You will receive what you put out. If you act a fool that's how people will treat you. This thread has devolved into foolishness.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 2:17pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 2:17pm
jazz_music says
Which Democratic Candidate do you prefer?
Sure wish you and Marcus would take a stab, even a list of preferred candidates in a ranked order.
Yea, unfunny because they make your whole new wave fascist tribe look absurd
Which Democratic Candidate do you prefer?
Sure wish you and Marcus would take a stab, even a list of preferred candidates in a ranked order.
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WookieMan
2020 Feb 11, 2:51pm
WookieMan
2020 Feb 11, 2:51pm
NoCoupForYou says
Even someone not running for fucks sake! Tell us what you want and NOT mention Trump in it!
The problem is I think they like Trumps policy, they don't like his demeanor and personality. Which I'd actually agree with. Trump is a cunt. But he's doing something that no politician (he is now) has had the balls to do, hence why he got elected and will again. Nerds and wimps despise him. This is anecdotal fact.
Sure wish you and Marcus would take a stab, even a list of preferred candidates in a ranked order.
Even someone not running for fucks sake! Tell us what you want and NOT mention Trump in it!
The problem is I think they like Trumps policy, they don't like his demeanor and personality. Which I'd actually agree with. Trump is a cunt. But he's doing something that no politician (he is now) has had the balls to do, hence why he got elected and will again. Nerds and wimps despise him. This is anecdotal fact.
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Onvacation
2020 Feb 11, 4:32pm
Onvacation
2020 Feb 11, 4:32pm
jazz_music says
jazz_music says
jazz_music says
So who are you voting for in the presidential election?
Like Mussolinijazz_music says
Like Mussolinijazz_music says
Like Mussolini
jazz_music says
Like Mussolini
jazz_music says
But we still have to force the Democrats to start standing what the things they have been advertising all along
So who are you voting for in the presidential election?
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CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 11, 4:58pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 11, 4:58pm
NoCoupForYou says
Like Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle
jazz_music saysyou fascist comedians are already crying about it.
Fascist Comedians? hahahahaha
Like Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 5:02pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 5:02pm
This is comedy.
A Vermont Socialist, a Gay Mayor of a 3rd Tier City*, and a frumpy Minnesota Woman leading the pack so far. Trump better look out.
* Sorry, if you asked 100 people to name 10 US cities, lucky if South Bend was mentioned once. Really an exurb/satellite city. He must be the Deep State Candidate, the could-be-anybody candidate.
A Vermont Socialist, a Gay Mayor of a 3rd Tier City*, and a frumpy Minnesota Woman leading the pack so far. Trump better look out.
* Sorry, if you asked 100 people to name 10 US cities, lucky if South Bend was mentioned once. Really an exurb/satellite city. He must be the Deep State Candidate, the could-be-anybody candidate.
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Onvacation
2020 Feb 11, 5:44pm
Onvacation
2020 Feb 11, 5:44pm
NoCoupForYou says
Had they let Tulsi debate she would be the front runner. She's still my girl in the primaries. I'd have to look at her platform before I voted for Trump if she was the dem candidate.
Had they let Tulsi debate she would be the front runner. She's still my girl in the primaries. I'd have to look at her platform before I voted for Trump if she was the dem candidate.
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Patrick
2020 Feb 11, 6:01pm
Patrick
2020 Feb 11, 6:01pm
rd6B says
That seems reasonable to me. I can see it's distracting to have a very active hate-filled thread on the home page, but once you know that's what it's about, why bother to look at it again?
The best solution to bad ideas is to ignore them. Replying or talking about them gives them free advertising.
I'm open to ideas about how to change the site though.
Don't like thread, don't look at it.
That seems reasonable to me. I can see it's distracting to have a very active hate-filled thread on the home page, but once you know that's what it's about, why bother to look at it again?
The best solution to bad ideas is to ignore them. Replying or talking about them gives them free advertising.
I'm open to ideas about how to change the site though.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 6:47pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 6:47pm
Dude, that's over-the-top desperate, not funny. One of the key factors of the Left Can't Meme is overdependence on text rather than imagery.
You should be able to get it in a second or two, not have to scroll down a wall of words.
You should be able to get it in a second or two, not have to scroll down a wall of words.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 6:50pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Feb 11, 6:50pm
This is a reasonably funny and proper meme: No paragraphs of text, simple picture.
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Onvacation
2020 Feb 12, 6:50am
Onvacation
2020 Feb 12, 6:50am
jazz_music says
Nicest woman you'd ever meet.
We have no real choices. The system is only going to let someone they want in. They must have wanted Trump because he is our president.
I heard that Trump was a hired actor paid to lose to Hillary.
It's all political theatre. They love it when we fight over the actors in the play while they continue to rape and pillage.
Onvacation saysSo who are you voting for in the presidential election?Tell us about your mother.
Nicest woman you'd ever meet.
We have no real choices. The system is only going to let someone they want in. They must have wanted Trump because he is our president.
I heard that Trump was a hired actor paid to lose to Hillary.
It's all political theatre. They love it when we fight over the actors in the play while they continue to rape and pillage.
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Onvacation
2020 Feb 12, 6:57am
Onvacation
2020 Feb 12, 6:57am
jazz_music says
I still enjoy mocking liberal inanity.
Maybe you don’t think marcus and I have been attacked enough, or that the practice is still enjoyable.
I still enjoy mocking liberal inanity.
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