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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,149,561 views  42,284 comments

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5331   HeadSet   2020 Mar 7, 3:04pm  

porkchopexpress says
marcus says
Don't worry, will post something about Michelle's Penis soon.
Haha...now that's fucking funny.


Yes, and that poster that posts about Michelle's Penis is an anti-Trumper just like Marcus.
5333   HeadSet   2020 Mar 7, 10:28pm  

marcus says
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And the youngest of these three will win.....
5335   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 8, 10:17am  



Not a Meme, Biden endorses Trump

Joe Biden: "We can not get reelect-- um we can not win this reelection. Excuse me. We can ONLY reelect Donald Trump."#DropOutbiden
.@BenjaminPDixon
.@TheMarieFonseca https://t.co/gq8LPy23PS pic.twitter.com/asbTu4zOYr— Biden's Hairy Leg 🦵🌹 (@BernieWon2016) March 8, 2020

5336   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 8, 10:34am  

Remember, folks, if a Refugee washes up on your beach, do the right thing:

How to help stranded refugees pic.twitter.com/S18D6AtBlQ

— Floyd Reynolds (@Curious_Normie) March 4, 2020


hahahah
5337   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 8, 10:52am  

Liberal Scumbags be like...

5338   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 8, 11:09am  

Ronald Reagan: ‘If Fascism Ever Comes to America, It Will Come in the Name of Liberalism’
https://twitter.com/EliseStefanik/status/1236352361771261953
5339   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 8, 12:15pm  

If Ronnie didn’t win the 80s. You’d have government masters running your slave life.

Ronnie is the only reason you are a free man, for now.

jazz_music says
Tenpoundbass says
Ronald Reagan: ‘If Fascism Ever Comes to America, It Will Come in the Name of Liberalism’
The thing about Reagan is is amazing gaul and straight face comments
5344   Onvacation   2020 Mar 8, 4:45pm  

jazz_music says

The problem is the right wing crackpot jokes are running around thinking that they are serious.

And they eat too much and post from their cheap android phones.
5345   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 8, 6:32pm  

jazz_music says
Fortwaynemobile says
If Ronnie didn’t win the 80s. You’d have government masters running your slave life.

Ronnie is the only reason you are a free man, for now.
Try connecting with reality some day.

We have a government master lying to us about everything imaginable costing many American lives in many different ways.

And liberals are the only reason America ever existed in the first place.

The problem is the right wing crackpot jokes are running around thinking that they are serious.


You liberals are socialists. Trump is what liberals were, about freedom and personal responsibility.

It’s left that’s pushing America into bondage. Left brings illegals who take American jobs and lower wages into poverty. It’s left that puts people onto welfare dependence. You’ll be good obedient slaves.
5346   Patrick   2020 Mar 8, 6:58pm  

jazz_music says
The thing about Reagan is is amazing gaul


Gaul = pre-Roman inhabitant of France. Often used as a synonym for Frenchman.

Gall = impudence or brazenness; temerity, chutzpah
5347   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 8, 8:02pm  

Fear Coronavirus and hate your ancestors. Hate America. Be smug. The rich people are greedy and they keep you down, not your lifestyle beyond your means. Peace at any price is holy. Stand only to acknowledge minorities. Be Entitled. Buy this buy that. Spend too much on college, we'll let you default on all your loans. Give up and blame Whitey. You can’t fight us, we are Capital H History. The police are bad, also they are why we don't need gun control. Blacks may beat you and kill you if they don’t like you, we'll let them go without posting bail. Idolize Gangsters, Gulag Operators, and Drug Addled Performers. Idolize trannies and mental illness because you're not crazy, society is crazy. Cooperate in all things, especially if you have a taxable income from a job.
5348   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 8, 8:18pm  

Everything you stated is left wing propaganda, 0 reality.

jazz_music says
Fortwaynemobile says

It’s left that’s pushing America into bondage
Says all those overpaid propagandists. For reasons that are too transparent to those who reject their dog whistles.

Sermon boilerplate:
Fear this and hate that. Hate others. Be smug. The poor people are lazy and they make you broke, not extraction which is beyond extremes. All war is holy. Stand only to salute. Work harder. Buy this buy that. Spend too much. Give up. You can’t fight us. The police are good, also they will control you all. Police may beat you and kill you if they don’t like you. Idolize rich people and cops. Idolize expensive things because blowing more money than you afford is the sacrament most high. Compete in all things.

A billion dollars every year to buy your cooperation with all those lies and alienate you from each other.
5349   Onvacation   2020 Mar 8, 10:37pm  

marcus says
@ Patrick.

I ignored Fortwayne (both accounts) the other day for calling me a pedophile.

Why is he still able to see this thread ?

bECAUSE your ignorance should not CAUSE his ignorance.
5350   Onvacation   2020 Mar 9, 6:49am  

marcus says
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In what year did Democrats stop being racist?
5353   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Mar 9, 9:57am  

marcus says
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oh that's funny because that's not how left functions. Clearly there is a hierarchy of "underprivileged minorities", "oppressed sexes and genders", and not everyone is so equal on liberal hierarchy scale. Leftists are still selling identity politics all over CA, and you tryin to bullshit everyone that left sees everyone as "equal". Yeah right, not buying it. I know exactly where left stands.
5354   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 9, 5:12pm  

Nice Work Liberals

5355   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Mar 9, 5:23pm  

marcus says
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@ Patrick.

I ignored Fortwayne (both accounts) the other day for calling me a pedophile ("spoken like a true pedophile"). This was in reference to my moderate liberal point of view.

Why is he still able to see this thread ?


The can still see your thread. I have jazz and hey you on ignore and they both post in my threads. I can’t see their response though unless I log off.
5356   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Mar 9, 5:26pm  

marcus says
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That has to be the ultimate straw man I've ever seen and ever will see.

I think that the degree to which Trump has made his supporters truly sick in the head is as good a reason as any to flush the turd on November third.

WE need leaders we both can believe in. We aren't that different. You wouldn't even be painting that bullshit straw man if you thought we were that different. Why be so divisive and so intellectually dishonest. It must be possible to have leaders that will act in the interest of the vast political middle, that also isn't grossly repulsive to half the people.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK ?

Maybe you agree about finding someone for the vast political middle. Maybe you think that's Trump. Sorry no. Not even close. As long as there is so much fear and hate and divisiveness in your beliefs/message, no fucking way.


Literally none of what you posted is true and you are beyond delusional if you think the Dems have any chance whatsoever in November. Maybe once you see Trump win 43 or 44 states you will at least realize how horrible far off base your perceptions are.
5362   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Mar 9, 9:25pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Nice Work Liberals



just more proof that left is anti-women.
5364   Bd6r   2020 Mar 10, 10:51am  

Who is anti-science, Left or Right:
5366   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 10, 11:11am  

Good ole Creepy Uncle Joe

5367   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Mar 10, 4:33pm  

"...A Moron!" Rex Tillerson.
Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Trump had the understanding of “a fifth- or sixth-grader”.
Kelly also said he was "unhinged"...
McMaster also called him an "idiot".
People in his team suffer from TDS.

marcus says
5368   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 10, 7:01pm  

There's a bit of that with every small business owner that doesn't act like a business man. But then he owns 5 sub shops, and 25 rental properties.
"The Guy is a fucking Idiot!" all of his employees and tenants say.

I've seen it thousands of times, it's envy and nothing more. We've all been guilty of it.
Everyone despises people who fall face first into money and manage to make money in spite of themselves.
The people who feel that way about any successful person will never be successful. Even if that person got his seed money from wining the lottery or inheritance.
The ones putting their money to work always do well to the chagrin of their enemies and naysayers.
It's the one's that party and do drugs, and end up blowing it all on frivolous shit, that are the idiots.

If Trump were an Idiot, Hillary Clinton would be President running for her second term, and John Kelly would be bombing more innocent Syrian Children to the delight of President Hillary Clinton.
5369   mell   2020 Mar 10, 8:27pm  

rd6B says


Looks like a star trek character.
5370   Ceffer   2020 Mar 10, 10:34pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
"...A Moron!" Rex Tillerson.
Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Trump had the understanding of “a fifth- or sixth-grader”.
Kelly also said he was "unhinged"...
McMaster also called him an "idiot".
People in his team suffer from TDS.


Trump is the past master of getting people to underestimate him. They're still underestimating him, and they are fired, and he's still President.

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