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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 30, 6:35pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 30, 6:35pm
richwicks says
How could there be an Israeli or Palestinian Government document from 1947 when there was neither? There was only a loose Arab League of several Arab Countries speaking on behalf of the Levantine Arabs (not yet Palestinians) and the Jews.
There was a UN plan that was approved in the assembly, rejected by all Arabs, but accepted by the provisional Israeli government.
Most of the half of the remaining quarter was the Negev, completely useless wasteland with no agra or mineral resources. Cannot even support humans even on a subsidence scale. Again, 75% of Palestine was already given to the Arab State of Jordan by the UK in the 1920s.
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/map-of-the-un-partition-plan
Oh, and here is the full plan. It took me 30 seconds using Duck Duck Go to find it, I'm sorry you spent years looking for it.
https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/united-nations-general-assembly-resolution-181/
Now show me one formal Palestinian Peace Proposal presented since Oslo.
Until the 1960s, there were no Palestinians, only Arabs. In fact, any use of the term "Palestinians" referred to Jews
Give me a government document. Try to find one. Good luck. I've looked for YEARS.
How could there be an Israeli or Palestinian Government document from 1947 when there was neither? There was only a loose Arab League of several Arab Countries speaking on behalf of the Levantine Arabs (not yet Palestinians) and the Jews.
There was a UN plan that was approved in the assembly, rejected by all Arabs, but accepted by the provisional Israeli government.
Most of the half of the remaining quarter was the Negev, completely useless wasteland with no agra or mineral resources. Cannot even support humans even on a subsidence scale. Again, 75% of Palestine was already given to the Arab State of Jordan by the UK in the 1920s.
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/map-of-the-un-partition-plan
Oh, and here is the full plan. It took me 30 seconds using Duck Duck Go to find it, I'm sorry you spent years looking for it.
https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/united-nations-general-assembly-resolution-181/
Now show me one formal Palestinian Peace Proposal presented since Oslo.
Until the 1960s, there were no Palestinians, only Arabs. In fact, any use of the term "Palestinians" referred to Jews
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Patrick
2020 Mar 30, 8:07pm
Patrick
2020 Mar 30, 8:07pm
https://freebeacon.com/2020-election/billionaire-who-helped-rehab-jeffrey-epstein-image-drops-million-boost-biden/
Wait, this isn't very funny. It's just business as usual, with the mega-rich Democratic elite defending child molesters and undermining democracy with money to try to keep globalization going.
A Silicon Valley billionaire who helped rehab the image of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is now pouring major cash into the super PAC supporting Joe Biden's candidacy.
The Unite the Country PAC, which launched in late October as Biden was posting low fundraising totals, hauled in $4.2 million in February, its newest records show. Its largest donation was $1 million from LinkedIn founder and Democratic megadonor Reid Hoffman, who previously apologized for "helping to repair" Epstein's reputation and for funding a pro-Democrat disinformation campaign in Alabama.
The pro-Biden PAC has provided an outside cash boost to Biden's bid for the nomination. Biden initially chastised the PAC's formation, leading the group to shut down. Biden's communications director said at the time the candidate "does not welcome assistance from super PACs." The former vice president later reversed course after fundraising troubles, and the PAC began operations again. Unite the Country has since poured millions into Iowa and Super Tuesday states. It is currently running advertisements repeating two debunked claims about President Donald Trump's handling of the coronavirus pandemic.
Hoffman—the PAC's largest donor with $1.5 million in contributions—acknowledged he had several interactions with Epstein. The billionaire tech mogul said he put Epstein in contact with others for fundraising purposes after the child molester had been charged with sex crimes. In August 2015, Hoffman invited Epstein and Joi Ito, the former director of MIT's Media Lab, to dinner in California.
Wait, this isn't very funny. It's just business as usual, with the mega-rich Democratic elite defending child molesters and undermining democracy with money to try to keep globalization going.
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 31, 7:33am
HeadSet
2020 Mar 31, 7:33am
marcus says
How about H1N1? That would be a more fair comparison with Covid-19. Bringing up Ebola is like saying no one dies from Beri-Beri under Trump's watch.
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How about H1N1? That would be a more fair comparison with Covid-19. Bringing up Ebola is like saying no one dies from Beri-Beri under Trump's watch.
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WookieMan
2020 Mar 31, 1:08pm
WookieMan
2020 Mar 31, 1:08pm
marcus says
Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....
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Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....
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socal2
2020 Mar 31, 3:15pm
WookieMan says
I don't know any normal person (left or right) who thinks the government giving the people back about 20% of what they just took from us in taxes to combat a national emergency is "Socialism".
Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....
I don't know any normal person (left or right) who thinks the government giving the people back about 20% of what they just took from us in taxes to combat a national emergency is "Socialism".
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mostly_reader
2020 Mar 31, 4:27pm
richwicks says
Here's a simple challenge: name one case when Israel would start fighting unprovoked and/or not already under attack.
The only way you can dodge this challenge is by drifting off to the land of batshit crazy. Such as by claiming that respective attacks on Israel were in fact false flags.
Here's a bit of humor to lighten everyone's day. Well, may be not, because it's "you can't make this up" type of a thing. Those who already associate UN with clown world will likely find it humorous.
This is about Iron Dome, super advanced and expensive Israeli technology which protects civilians from these "false flag" rocket attacks. Well, I came across this precious piece from 2014 https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/1/un-condemns-israel-us-not-sharing-iron-dome-hamas/
"U.N. condemns Israel, U.S. for not sharing Iron Dome with Hamas.
The United Nations slammed Israel for possibly committing war crimes in its fight against Hamas — and then backed that accusation by suggesting the Jewish nation ought to be sharing its Iron Dome defensive technology with the very terror group it’s fighting."
Oh BS. If Israel was at all interested in a two state solution, Israel would have declared their borders 40 years ago, and whatever was left over would have been "Palestine".
Israel intends to take over the entire West Bank, and probably Gaza as well. They will either exterminate the people living there or expel them.
It's always very convenient that "Palestinians" send over rockets at opportune times, to justify Israel's incursions into what remains of Palestinian territory. Considering the history of false flags, I would expect people to be more suspicious. The only thing that lobbing some rocket into Israel from Palestinian territory is justification of Israel to build a new settlement, I have to wonder why Palestinians bother. I can see how it advantages Israel though.
Here's a simple challenge: name one case when Israel would start fighting unprovoked and/or not already under attack.
The only way you can dodge this challenge is by drifting off to the land of batshit crazy. Such as by claiming that respective attacks on Israel were in fact false flags.
Here's a bit of humor to lighten everyone's day. Well, may be not, because it's "you can't make this up" type of a thing. Those who already associate UN with clown world will likely find it humorous.
This is about Iron Dome, super advanced and expensive Israeli technology which protects civilians from these "false flag" rocket attacks. Well, I came across this precious piece from 2014 https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/1/un-condemns-israel-us-not-sharing-iron-dome-hamas/
"U.N. condemns Israel, U.S. for not sharing Iron Dome with Hamas.
The United Nations slammed Israel for possibly committing war crimes in its fight against Hamas — and then backed that accusation by suggesting the Jewish nation ought to be sharing its Iron Dome defensive technology with the very terror group it’s fighting."
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 31, 11:54pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 31, 11:54pm
marcus says
The real reason the Left/Demmedia hates the Trump Pressers:
Trumps ratings are now the highest of his Presidency.
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The real reason the Left/Demmedia hates the Trump Pressers:
Trumps ratings are now the highest of his Presidency.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 31, 11:59pm
Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!
What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.
The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 31, 11:59pm
Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!
What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.
The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.
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RC2006
2020 Apr 1, 8:04am
RC2006
2020 Apr 1, 8:04am
NoCoupForYou says
Even when he does fuck up at this point liberal media have went so out of there way making shit up that republicans and more importantly independents are being pushed further towards him. I don't even bother arguing or giving my opinion hardcore dem friends and family it doesn't matter they never leave their bubble and for sure can't handle other opinions. I just let them think I'm a dem just like they think everyone else is in their false reality.
Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!
What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.
The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.
Even when he does fuck up at this point liberal media have went so out of there way making shit up that republicans and more importantly independents are being pushed further towards him. I don't even bother arguing or giving my opinion hardcore dem friends and family it doesn't matter they never leave their bubble and for sure can't handle other opinions. I just let them think I'm a dem just like they think everyone else is in their false reality.
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socal2
2020 Apr 1, 11:36am
Tenpoundbass says
Right - since when is "Patriotism" about pride in the individual or who you are?
Everything about this meme is everything that's wrong with Liberals. Proof once more...
Right - since when is "Patriotism" about pride in the individual or who you are?
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 1, 11:46am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 1, 11:46am
socal2 says
No look at the top panel, it's the perfect diversity with the Feminist White cunt in the middle of it all. Missing is a White Male, unless he's gay.
Now look at the bottom panel, who's the excursionist here?
And also the reality is, that bottom panel the empowered Muslim woman, the Blacklives matter guy and the Gay guy with with Gimbly hairdo, would be the one's shutting the Steve Bannon dude down and ripping his flag from his hand. Everyone knows how crass Liberals are, all they do is lie their ass off.
Tenpoundbass saysEverything about this meme is everything that's wrong with Liberals. Proof once more...
Right - since when is "Patriotism" about pride in the individual or who you are?
No look at the top panel, it's the perfect diversity with the Feminist White cunt in the middle of it all. Missing is a White Male, unless he's gay.
Now look at the bottom panel, who's the excursionist here?
And also the reality is, that bottom panel the empowered Muslim woman, the Blacklives matter guy and the Gay guy with with Gimbly hairdo, would be the one's shutting the Steve Bannon dude down and ripping his flag from his hand. Everyone knows how crass Liberals are, all they do is lie their ass off.
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socal2
2020 Apr 1, 12:06pm
marcus says
There is no "we" or "country" with the Democrat party.
The Democrats are just a Balkanized coalition of individual grievance groups looking looking for handouts and people to blame.
Try pride in who We ARE !
WHO WE ARE.
Not that we agree on who we are. And that is the point of the meme.
There is no "we" or "country" with the Democrat party.
The Democrats are just a Balkanized coalition of individual grievance groups looking looking for handouts and people to blame.
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Onvacation
2020 Apr 1, 12:52pm
Onvacation
2020 Apr 1, 12:52pm
marcus says
Agreed! Before people find out that their kids learn better from Khan Academy than from the indoctrination centers called "public school".
we should open things up
Agreed! Before people find out that their kids learn better from Khan Academy than from the indoctrination centers called "public school".
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Onvacation
2020 Apr 1, 2:51pm
Onvacation
2020 Apr 1, 2:51pm
marcus says
Did you expect Trump to say, "The Wuhan virus that the Chinese communist party tried to hide from the world is all my fault."
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Did you expect Trump to say, "The Wuhan virus that the Chinese communist party tried to hide from the world is all my fault."
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 2, 1:10am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 2, 1:10am
marcus says
I'm down with schoolteachers and EduAdmins getting $2000/month in lieu of their normal salary.
Also, a 10-second google search shows that the UK (England isn't a country, Britain is a Country) is paying UP TO 80% to a maximum of 2500 Pounds (for the most critical workers only). IF - and only IF - Companies keep them on the Payroll. So the government isn't paying everybody 80% of salary, they're compensating companies UP TO 80% (at the very best and not all employees) to keep them on. It's up to businesses to make up the difference.
FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE
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I'm down with schoolteachers and EduAdmins getting $2000/month in lieu of their normal salary.
Also, a 10-second google search shows that the UK (England isn't a country, Britain is a Country) is paying UP TO 80% to a maximum of 2500 Pounds (for the most critical workers only). IF - and only IF - Companies keep them on the Payroll. So the government isn't paying everybody 80% of salary, they're compensating companies UP TO 80% (at the very best and not all employees) to keep them on. It's up to businesses to make up the difference.
FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 2, 12:44pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 2, 12:44pm
marcus says
Because Flu cases are usually distributed broadly across the year, and not concentrated during this thing called... well, "Flu Season", roughly every Winter.
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Because Flu cases are usually distributed broadly across the year, and not concentrated during this thing called... well, "Flu Season", roughly every Winter.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:40am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:40am
Onvacation says
When they aren't explaining why years of 700-1000 ng/ml of Testosterone during puberty confers no advantage to M2F Competitive Athletes, because feelings and self-perception
And next summer they will go back to being climate scientists.
When they aren't explaining why years of 700-1000 ng/ml of Testosterone during puberty confers no advantage to M2F Competitive Athletes, because feelings and self-perception
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:42am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:42am
marcus says
So Marcus, "Flu Season" doesn't exist and people don't get nagged to get the latest Flu Vaccine every Fall?
Hahaha. Good point. It's also true that the flu isn't hamburgers, which would have been an only slightly less intelligent comment.
So Marcus, "Flu Season" doesn't exist and people don't get nagged to get the latest Flu Vaccine every Fall?
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