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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,140,833 views  42,188 comments

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5548   WookieMan   2020 Mar 31, 1:08pm  

marcus says
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Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....
5549   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 31, 3:09pm  

marcus says
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Just a reminder. The left can't meme.


Still true yes.
5550   socal2   2020 Mar 31, 3:15pm  

WookieMan says
Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....


I don't know any normal person (left or right) who thinks the government giving the people back about 20% of what they just took from us in taxes to combat a national emergency is "Socialism".
5552   mostly_reader   2020 Mar 31, 4:27pm  

richwicks says
Oh BS. If Israel was at all interested in a two state solution, Israel would have declared their borders 40 years ago, and whatever was left over would have been "Palestine".

Israel intends to take over the entire West Bank, and probably Gaza as well. They will either exterminate the people living there or expel them.

It's always very convenient that "Palestinians" send over rockets at opportune times, to justify Israel's incursions into what remains of Palestinian territory. Considering the history of false flags, I would expect people to be more suspicious. The only thing that lobbing some rocket into Israel from Palestinian territory is justification of Israel to build a new settlement, I have to wonder why Palestinians bother. I can see how it advantages Israel though.

Here's a simple challenge: name one case when Israel would start fighting unprovoked and/or not already under attack.

The only way you can dodge this challenge is by drifting off to the land of batshit crazy. Such as by claiming that respective attacks on Israel were in fact false flags.

Here's a bit of humor to lighten everyone's day. Well, may be not, because it's "you can't make this up" type of a thing. Those who already associate UN with clown world will likely find it humorous.
This is about Iron Dome, super advanced and expensive Israeli technology which protects civilians from these "false flag" rocket attacks. Well, I came across this precious piece from 2014 https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/1/un-condemns-israel-us-not-sharing-iron-dome-hamas/
"U.N. condemns Israel, U.S. for not sharing Iron Dome with Hamas.

The United Nations slammed Israel for possibly committing war crimes in its fight against Hamas — and then backed that accusation by suggesting the Jewish nation ought to be sharing its Iron Dome defensive technology with the very terror group it’s fighting."
5555   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 31, 11:54pm  

marcus says
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The real reason the Left/Demmedia hates the Trump Pressers:



Trumps ratings are now the highest of his Presidency.
5556   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 31, 11:59pm  



Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!

What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.

The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.
5557   RC2006   2020 Apr 1, 8:04am  

NoCoupForYou says
Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!

What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.

The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.


Even when he does fuck up at this point liberal media have went so out of there way making shit up that republicans and more importantly independents are being pushed further towards him. I don't even bother arguing or giving my opinion hardcore dem friends and family it doesn't matter they never leave their bubble and for sure can't handle other opinions. I just let them think I'm a dem just like they think everyone else is in their false reality.
5558   Onvacation   2020 Apr 1, 8:16am  

marcus says
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File under "the left can't meme"



People who died from viruses under Obama vs. Trump.
5559   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 1, 11:23am  

marcus says


Everything about this meme is everything that's wrong with Liberals. Proof once more...
5560   socal2   2020 Apr 1, 11:36am  

Tenpoundbass says
Everything about this meme is everything that's wrong with Liberals. Proof once more...


Right - since when is "Patriotism" about pride in the individual or who you are?
5562   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 1, 11:46am  

socal2 says
Tenpoundbass says
Everything about this meme is everything that's wrong with Liberals. Proof once more...


Right - since when is "Patriotism" about pride in the individual or who you are?


No look at the top panel, it's the perfect diversity with the Feminist White cunt in the middle of it all. Missing is a White Male, unless he's gay.
Now look at the bottom panel, who's the excursionist here?

And also the reality is, that bottom panel the empowered Muslim woman, the Blacklives matter guy and the Gay guy with with Gimbly hairdo, would be the one's shutting the Steve Bannon dude down and ripping his flag from his hand. Everyone knows how crass Liberals are, all they do is lie their ass off.
5563   socal2   2020 Apr 1, 12:06pm  

marcus says
Try pride in who We ARE !

WHO WE ARE.

Not that we agree on who we are. And that is the point of the meme.


There is no "we" or "country" with the Democrat party.

The Democrats are just a Balkanized coalition of individual grievance groups looking looking for handouts and people to blame.
5564   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Apr 1, 12:40pm  

marcus says
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Well that ones pretty close to true.

Not funny tho.
5566   Onvacation   2020 Apr 1, 12:52pm  

marcus says
we should open things up

Agreed! Before people find out that their kids learn better from Khan Academy than from the indoctrination centers called "public school".
5569   Onvacation   2020 Apr 1, 2:51pm  

marcus says
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Did you expect Trump to say, "The Wuhan virus that the Chinese communist party tried to hide from the world is all my fault."
5571   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 2, 1:10am  

marcus says
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I'm down with schoolteachers and EduAdmins getting $2000/month in lieu of their normal salary.

Also, a 10-second google search shows that the UK (England isn't a country, Britain is a Country) is paying UP TO 80% to a maximum of 2500 Pounds (for the most critical workers only). IF - and only IF - Companies keep them on the Payroll. So the government isn't paying everybody 80% of salary, they're compensating companies UP TO 80% (at the very best and not all employees) to keep them on. It's up to businesses to make up the difference.

FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE
5573   Onvacation   2020 Apr 2, 10:55am  

more TDS. Will it ever stop?
5574   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Apr 2, 12:20pm  

marcus says
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File under "the left can't meme"




Yep pretty much, left is bad at this.
5575   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 2, 12:44pm  

marcus says
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Because Flu cases are usually distributed broadly across the year, and not concentrated during this thing called... well, "Flu Season", roughly every Winter.
5576   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 3, 6:00am  

marcus says


Ya Dat eist Gud
5578   Onvacation   2020 Apr 3, 7:25am  

marcus says
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And next summer they will go back to being climate scientists.
5579   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 7:40am  

Onvacation says
And next summer they will go back to being climate scientists.


When they aren't explaining why years of 700-1000 ng/ml of Testosterone during puberty confers no advantage to M2F Competitive Athletes, because feelings and self-perception
5580   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 7:42am  

marcus says
Hahaha. Good point. It's also true that the flu isn't hamburgers, which would have been an only slightly less intelligent comment.


So Marcus, "Flu Season" doesn't exist and people don't get nagged to get the latest Flu Vaccine every Fall?
5581   HeadSet   2020 Apr 3, 8:00am  

marcus says
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This man needs to expand beyond just having Democrat facebook friends.
5585   RWSGFY   2020 Apr 3, 2:26pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Fun fact: George Soros was born in 1930. WWII started in 1939 when he was 9 and ended in 1945 when he was 15. Which makes him an evil child at best. Very efficient evil child, I give him that, since his native Hungary was under Nazi occupation for less than 1 year from March 1944 till Feb 1945, but he still managed to "turn hundreds of Jews over to the Nazis".
5586   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 4:20pm  

marcus says
Do you think that hospitals in NY renting refrigerator trucks becasue their morgue ran out of room is theater and a lie ? Perhaps set up by Soros ?


Let me answer your question with a question: Do you think Hospitals don't use refrigerator trucks to take bodies to morgues and funeral parlors?

Is there some freezer Hearse they normally use instead?

If this hospital was getting truly slammed beyond belief, why did the wall to wall coverage disappear a few days ago? They can't clear a hospital of cases in a few hours or a few days.

I'm not suggesting staged, I'm suggesting exaggeration and creative presentation:

www.youtube.com/embed/cgm3_jzcNm4
5587   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 4:37pm  

This is the swamp: Senior Execs and Admins kept on at full pay, after begging and getting a bailout that was supposed to stop layoffs and furloughs.



Hey Marcus, why aren't California Teachers being furloughed? Why do Teachers and Admins never have Skin in the Game? No wonder they don't care about the economy.

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