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2020 Jul 21, 3:48pm
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2020 Jul 21, 3:48pm
Onvacation says
I fly Thursday morning. SW. Supposedly no middle seats or the capacity sold so middle seats would be empty. We'll see. 9am flight. I intend to be shit faced, lol. Gonna hit up the dispensary tomorrow and then do some morning drinking the day of the flight. I'm angry sober and somehow chill when I'm drunk. I think I get my temperature taken. That is going to piss me off, so I need to self medicate. TSA pisses me off enough and I have pre-check. Plus wife and 3 kids in tow, one which has only flown once.
I fly Thursday morning. SW. Supposedly no middle seats or the capacity sold so middle seats would be empty. We'll see. 9am flight. I intend to be shit faced, lol. Gonna hit up the dispensary tomorrow and then do some morning drinking the day of the flight. I'm angry sober and somehow chill when I'm drunk. I think I get my temperature taken. That is going to piss me off, so I need to self medicate. TSA pisses me off enough and I have pre-check. Plus wife and 3 kids in tow, one which has only flown once.
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