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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,066,879 views  41,321 comments

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7287   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Sep 4, 12:23pm  

Patrick says
A brave guy at work posted this to our internal chat:

dear taco trucks, you cannot simultaneously object to being called the "roach coach" and drive around playing "la cucuracha" on endless loop. you have to pick


Lol
7289   georgeliberte   2020 Sep 4, 3:07pm  

Trump has advanced knowledge that baby is the designated vessel for Pelosi's reincarnation.
7294   Bd6r   2020 Sep 4, 4:13pm  

not a joke, but quite funny in some ways
7295   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Sep 4, 4:19pm  

Brd6 says
not a joke, but quite funny in some ways


On election night, we'll know pretty soon if Trump wins. If two of three: NC, PA, FL goes Trump, he's probably won. Throw in NH as additional confirmation and it's almost guaranteed.

Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.
7296   Bd6r   2020 Sep 4, 4:26pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.

so if looting in MN and WI continues, Biden is fucked.
7297   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Sep 4, 4:32pm  







Not lookin' good for Biden!

Sorry my video card app got caught in one of them.
7303   Patrick   2020 Sep 6, 9:17pm  

Didn't know "little minute":

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute

quick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.
7307   rocketjoe79   2020 Sep 7, 5:13pm  

Patrick says
Didn't know "little minute":

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute

quick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.



New to me as well. Other measures of time:

Older than dirt: Geological timespan, < 1 aeon, >> 1000 years
Old as Methuselah (~700 years)
Coons age: approximately 2-3 years, Racoon Lifetime
Month of Sundays: 30 weeks
It'll be a while: ~15 minutes
Little while: ~5-10 minutes
Just a minute: Less than 2 minutes?
Just a sec: less than a minute
Split second: time between Stop light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn
7314   Bd6r   2020 Sep 9, 9:50am  

I don't know how to extract video from here but it is quite funny:

https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1202449911356239874
7315   Patrick   2020 Sep 9, 7:51pm  

This will work, but the page has Google spyware on it:

https://twdownload.com/download-track/
7316   richwicks   2020 Sep 9, 9:10pm  

You can use youtube-dl - you have to get the address of the video:

youtube-dl https://twitter.com/i/status/1202449911356239874



7317   Bd6r   2020 Sep 9, 9:15pm  

richwicks says
You can use youtube-dl - you have to get the address of the video:

thanks
7320   Patrick   2020 Sep 10, 8:50am  

zzyzzx says

www.youtube.com/embed/qXmWGBtArBQ


That guy is right, NAFTA killed their jobs.

Perot was right, NAFTA was going to suck jobs to Mexico.

Trump was right, NAFTA was a bad deal for US workers.
7325   Booger   2020 Sep 10, 6:57pm  

Governor of Michigan:

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