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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,069,358 views  41,345 comments

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7471   Bd6r   2020 Oct 10, 1:46pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Holy shit, that’s racketeering. Can you link me one as example?

@Fortwaynemobile,

https://blog.yelp.com/2020/10/new-consumer-alert-on-yelp-takes-firm-stance-against-racism

From the horses' mouth, as they say. Not using Yelp at all from now.
7472   Hircus   2020 Oct 10, 3:05pm  

Businesses have complained about yelp since the very beginning. Bad reviews show up, and then yelp calls them and offers various benefits of their premium services, which in
ways will help make those bad reviews, or the impact of them, go away. They word things carefully, but at the end of the day, you pay $$$ and your bad reputation gets diminished.

So ya, they've been accused of cleverly disguised extortion and racketeering for a lonnnng time.

This new racism alert is likely the next chapter. It will start out looking like they have no profit motives, just virtuous "social justice" by being "good stewards of their platform". But in time, after they've established this publication of these accusations of racism as being normal in society, some profit angle will probably emerge. And their users get to feel virtuous in the mean time when negotiating where they should have lunch w/ friends - "oh, yelp said TexasBigBBQ might be racist. Can we go to SoyFactory instead?"

Then again, this really might just be hostile leftists blackmailing yelp execs into doing this by accusing them of not doing enough to fight racism. I could see "You have the platform, if you refuse to use it for the force of good, you must be a racist too!!! Silence is violence!!"

We should ask yelp if they're willing to tag and warn users of businesses that have pedo employees?
7473   Booger   2020 Oct 10, 3:30pm  

Label any vegetarian / organic / soy factory as racist.
7474   Patrick   2020 Oct 10, 3:33pm  

Does Yelp allow Yelp to be reported as racist for being obsessed with race?
7479   WookieMan   2020 Oct 11, 5:15am  

BoomAndBustCycle says
But his rhetoric is literally fomenting rage in this country that’s not going away until he’s gone. Fingers crossed by end of the year.

THIS. THIS is what's causing the division. The Democrats have focused on "removing" Trump and not anything of substance. Not policy. Not what they'd do better (because they can't) They're the ones pushing the Trump narrative and dividing. I wasn't a Trump supporter, but people like you saying "fingers crossed by the of the year" are driving people into Trump camp. You're divisive.

Also, it can't be the end of the year. Inauguration is in January....
7480   RWSGFY   2020 Oct 11, 8:50am  

BoomAndBustCycle says
More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets


Not enough.
7481   Patrick   2020 Oct 11, 10:27am  

Lol, it's true that kamala means horrible in Finnish:

https://translate.yandex.com/?lang=fi-en&text=kamala

I use Yandex translate rather than Google translate because it works the same and isn't part of the Google dystopian panopticon.
7487   ChapulinColorado   2020 Oct 12, 7:59pm  

If you are offended by this meme, I don't give a shit.

7490   Bd6r   2020 Oct 13, 3:22pm  

7491   richwicks   2020 Oct 14, 2:26am  

TrumpingTits says
I'd rather be hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.


I wouldn't mind going hunting with Dick Cheney...

Mother fucker lied us into a war.
7492   Booger   2020 Oct 14, 2:48am  

This person takes takes a Trump 2020 car to the next level

https://streamable.com/d89n7l
7493   WookieMan   2020 Oct 14, 4:01am  

ChapulinColorado says
If you are offended by this meme, I don't give a shit.

I live it. Have a nephew with a deadbeat baby daddy. The meme is 1,000% true. Taking him to St. John USVI next week. Show the kid what hard work and being there can do. He's going to have a blast. No cruise ships either, the place is gonna be a ghost town, which is awesome.
7497   zzyzzx   2020 Oct 15, 6:53am  

Spotted in a WalMart:
7498   krc   2020 Oct 15, 9:48pm  

ChapulinColorado says


Unfortunately, the baby-mama usually wouldn't know the father either! :)
It is one thing to hold a "father" accountable if he was married to the lady (society has an interest and both parties agreed to this implicitly with a marriage), but quite another for a single woman to let (and yes - that is actually how this works) herself get pregnant so she can grab the "daddy" money that she needs so she doesn't have to work. And as always the "male" has no choice in the matter. How odd that, at the end of the day, society forces the male to take responsibility when the choice to abort/put-up-for-adoption is not "his." It is a bizarre - we reward women for basically trapping the male.
7500   Eric Holder   2020 Oct 16, 9:17am  

Amy Coney Barret has more Black children than Kamala Devi Harris.
7501   HeadSet   2020 Oct 16, 11:26am  

How odd that, at the end of the day, society forces the male to take responsibility when the choice to abort/put-up-for-adoption is not "his." It is a bizarre - we reward women for basically trapping the male.

Really? It takes two to make a child. If you are a man, wear a condom. And if you hear the lady speaking of wanting a kid, keep it zipped. You are a human being with mind and cognitive choice, not a squirrel that only knows sniff it and hit it. There are many ways to enjoy sex, and the only one that results in pregnancy is the one where you bust a nut deep in the hole without a barrier.
7502   Ceffer   2020 Oct 16, 11:29am  

HeadSet says
You are a human being with mind and cognitive choice, not a squirrel that only knows sniff it and hit it.

Well, that's no fun at all.
7503   Eric Holder   2020 Oct 16, 11:48am  

"... de-escalation... you shoot them in the leg." -- Joe Biden at last night's townhall

7504   BayArea   2020 Oct 16, 11:34pm  

^^^

I am speechless every time I hear a liberal say just shoot them on the leg. They aren’t able to recognize how stupid they are.
7505   steverbeaver   2020 Oct 17, 12:24am  

"Flying Robots - Songify the News #3 - with Buy a Shotgun by Vice President Biden"
Great video. Doesn't count for sixty niggers at your door tho.
7508   mell   2020 Oct 17, 3:21pm  

Eric Holder says
Amy Coney Barret has more Black children than Kamala Devi Harris.


Hahah great one!

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